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[Jack Black]

 

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[Deleted member 2769]

 

[Jack Black]

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Imagine Jack Black squatting down on you like this. Sex Scene?

 

[Deleted member 2769]

Imagine Jack Black squatting down on you like this. Sex Scene?

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[Jack Black]

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Po
Physical attributes
Species
Giant panda
Gender
Male
Height
6'2"[4]
Weight
260 lbs.[4]
Eye color
Green
Fur color
Black, white, and brown
Clothing
Patched-up burlap shorts with Shaolin wraps around ankles
Age
20s[1][2][3]
Biographical info
Also known as
• Dragon Warrior
• Master Po
• Panda
• Master Panda (by Shifu)
• Xiao[5] Po (young)
• Little Lotus (Po's birth name; used by Li)[1]
• Master (by the Furious Five)
• Po the Panda (in franchise)
• Kung Fu Panda (in franchise)
• "Po-Chews-With-His-Mouth-Open"[6]
• Panda-san[7]
Status
Living
Residence
• The old panda village (formerly)
• The Valley of Peace (formerly the noodle shop, currently the Jade Palace)
Occupation
• Noodle-maker (formerly)
• Dragon Warrior
• Kung fu master / instructor
Affiliation(s)
Shifu and the Furious Five
Family
• Mr. Ping (adoptive father)
• Li (biological father)
• Po's mother (biological; deceased)
• Mr. Ping's father (adoptive grandfather)
• Mr. Ping's grandfather (adoptive great-grandfather)
• Yang (adopted uncle)[8]
• Dim and Sum (cousins)
Combat style
Improvised style of kung fu; Panda Style
Master(s)
• Shifu
• Yijiro[7] (short-term)
Student(s)
• Bunny children[9] (short-term)
• Pong (short-term)
• Hundun[10] (short-term)
• Lu Kang[11] (short-term)
• The Furious Five[1]
• The pandas of Panda Village[1]
Media info
Films
Kung Fu Panda
Kung Fu Panda 2
Kung Fu Panda 3
Shorts
Secrets of the Furious Five
Kung Fu Panda Holiday
Secrets of the Masters
Secrets of the Scroll
Series
Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness
Kung Fu Panda: The Paws of Destiny
Games
Kung Fu Panda: The Game
Kung Fu Panda: Legendary Warriors
Kung Fu Panda 2: The Game
Kung Fu Panda: Showdown of Legendary Legends
Books
Kung Fu Panda: Art of Balance
Kung Fu Panda: Kung Fu Crew
Kung Fu Panda: It's Elemental and Other Stories
Add in!
First appearance
Kung Fu Panda
Voiced by
• Jack Black (films & shorts)[12]
• Mick Wingert (series & most video games)[13]
• Liam Knight (young)[14]
• Eric Loomis (Legendary Warriors)[15]

 

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Po
Physical attributes
Species
Giant panda
Gender
Male
Height
6'2"[4]
Weight
260 lbs.[4]
Eye color
Green
Fur color
Black, white, and brown
Clothing
Patched-up burlap shorts with Shaolin wraps around ankles
Age
20s[1][2][3]
Biographical info
Also known as
• Dragon Warrior
• Master Po
• Panda
• Master Panda (by Shifu)
• Xiao[5] Po (young)
• Little Lotus (Po's birth name; used by Li)[1]
• Master (by the Furious Five)
• Po the Panda (in franchise)
• Kung Fu Panda (in franchise)
• "Po-Chews-With-His-Mouth-Open"[6]
• Panda-san[7]
Status
Living
Residence
• The old panda village (formerly)
• The Valley of Peace (formerly the noodle shop, currently the Jade Palace)
Occupation
• Noodle-maker (formerly)
• Dragon Warrior
• Kung fu master / instructor
Affiliation(s)
Shifu and the Furious Five
Family
• Mr. Ping (adoptive father)
• Li (biological father)
• Po's mother (biological; deceased)
• Mr. Ping's father (adoptive grandfather)
• Mr. Ping's grandfather (adoptive great-grandfather)
• Yang (adopted uncle)[8]
• Dim and Sum (cousins)
Combat style
Improvised style of kung fu; Panda Style
Master(s)
• Shifu
• Yijiro[7] (short-term)
Student(s)
• Bunny children[9] (short-term)
• Pong (short-term)
• Hundun[10] (short-term)
• Lu Kang[11] (short-term)
• The Furious Five[1]
• The pandas of Panda Village[1]
Media info
Films
Kung Fu Panda
Kung Fu Panda 2
Kung Fu Panda 3
Shorts
Secrets of the Furious Five
Kung Fu Panda Holiday
Secrets of the Masters
Secrets of the Scroll
Series
Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness
Kung Fu Panda: The Paws of Destiny
Games
Kung Fu Panda: The Game
Kung Fu Panda: Legendary Warriors
Kung Fu Panda 2: The Game
Kung Fu Panda: Showdown of Legendary Legends
Books
Kung Fu Panda: Art of Balance
Kung Fu Panda: Kung Fu Crew
Kung Fu Panda: It's Elemental and Other Stories
Add in!
First appearance
Kung Fu Panda
Voiced by
• Jack Black (films & shorts)[12]
• Mick Wingert (series & most video games)[13]
• Liam Knight (young)[14]
• Eric Loomis (Legendary Warriors)[15]

 

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Early Christmas:


DON'T YOU DARE OPEN THIS PRESENT TILL CHRISTMAS YOU SACK OF CRAP!

 

[Deleted member 2769]

Early Christmas:


DON'T YOU DARE OPEN THIS PRESENT TILL CHRISTMAS YOU SACK OF CRAP!

 

[Jack Black]

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Jack Black was honestly only casted in this movie because he is the fattest thing seen to date. He was only casted so the whole movie plot can be revolved around the fact he has not seen his feet in 10 years and running into the jungle and getting lost after chasing an ice cream van. This basically sums up the movie Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle.

 

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