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RealFunkyFlamingo

RealFunkyFlamingo

Bloat like a Flamingo, sting like a Bee
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Normal like mid mtn in this picture

Cons:
Nose, ears, round/bloated face and features, big forehead, bad hairline and hair texture, too pale, bad chin and bad harmony with green eyecontacts (brown suits you more)

Pros: skin health, facial hair is okayish and eye area minus the contacts (this without the extra squinting)
 
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Normal like mid mtn in this picture

Cons:
Nose, ears, round/bloated face and features, big forehead, bad hairline and hair texture, too pale, bad chin and bad harmony with green eyecontacts (brown suits you more)

Pros: skin health, facial hair is okayish and eye area minus the contacts (this without the extra squinting)
whats the problem with the ears
 
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Normal like mid mtn in this picture

Cons:
Nose, ears, round/bloated face and features, big forehead, bad hairline and hair texture, too pale, bad chin and bad harmony with green eyecontacts (brown suits you more)

Pros: skin health, facial hair is okayish and eye area minus the contacts (this without the extra squinting)
There u go fixed every flaw. Just by jutting a lil jfl.
 

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Normal like mid mtn in this picture

Cons:
Nose, ears, round/bloated face and features, big forehead, bad hairline and hair texture, too pale, bad chin and bad harmony with green eyecontacts (brown suits you more)

Pros: skin health, facial hair is okayish and eye area minus the contacts (this without the extra squinting)
Also what's wrong with my hair texture. It's literally good.
 
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mtn blud
 
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Mid mtn
 
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Normal like mid mtn in this picture

Cons:
Nose, ears, round/bloated face and features, big forehead, bad hairline and hair texture, too pale, bad chin and bad harmony with green eyecontacts (brown suits you more)

Pros: skin health, facial hair is okayish and eye area minus the contacts (this without the extra squinting)
In what world is this bad hair texture
 

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Normal like mid mtn in this picture

Cons:
Nose, ears, round/bloated face and features, big forehead, bad hairline and hair texture, too pale, bad chin and bad harmony with green eyecontacts (brown suits you more)

Pros: skin health, facial hair is okayish and eye area minus the contacts (this without the extra squinting)
Bad chin. What... Literally a square chin with enough projection
 

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Normal like mid mtn in this picture

Cons:
Nose, ears, round/bloated face and features, big forehead, bad hairline and hair texture, too pale, bad chin and bad harmony with green eyecontacts (brown suits you more)

Pros: skin health, facial hair is okayish and eye area minus the contacts (this without the extra squinting)
how do u hide ur recessed infras so well?
 
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nah fr do u use bb cream or something?
BB cream doesnt do much brah. Just gives me a very slight tan and healthier look and the gay glow that's it. Couplethat with bloat and u look feminine without beard
 
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Cringe how you call urself CL.
 
Cringe how you call urself CL.
Nothing cringe about that. Yeah I have mtn bones in front. I know. But I have perfect side profile almost and my 3/4 is decent too. So realistically I'm HTN and I can fraud CL with jutting and softmaxxing
 
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Nothing cringe about that. Yeah I have mtn bones in front. I know. But I have perfect side profile almost and my 3/4 is decent too. So realistically I'm HTN and I can fraud CL with jutting and softmaxxing
The only thing I agee with is that ur side Profile is good. You still lack harmony and your eyes and nose are fucking up your face
 
The only thing I agee with is that ur side Profile is good. You still lack harmony and your eyes and nose are fucking up your face
Eyes? Why eyes
 
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BB cream doesnt do much brah. Just gives me a very slight tan and healthier look and the gay glow that's it. Couplethat with bloat and u look feminine without beard
how come I have heard that it frauds under eye really well?
 
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Ur nose make ur eyes look shit asf + they somehow don't work with your skull.
Don't get me wrong your eyes are good but they just don't work perfectly with your skull and nose. Get nose job asap
 
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Eyes? Why eyes
Don’t listen to the retarded gray fag he’s stupid asf however you are capped at a realistic 5.75-6/10 because of your bones and you also look like a greasy rapist so take of that what you will
 
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A rhino will ascend you
 
have you ever been NT or were you born like this
 
Ur nose make ur eyes look shit asf + they somehow don't work with your skull.
Don't get me wrong your eyes are good but they just don't work perfectly with your skull and nose. Get nose job asap
Nigga u r dumb af. Doesn't work well. Jflll. Ignored
 
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wraps for ur future ngl
 

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