
afroheadluke
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first and foremost my eye area is screwed up because i have been deprived of sleep for the past year + no showering since september 6th 2024 + under 1000 cals a day and on top of all that i have been gaining weight 116 pounds at 5’10 it is beyond over for me at this point
yet despite those factors i still believe i have that black prettyboy look, allow me to plead my case
if i were to go back to my high school that i got expelled from (or any for that matter) all the females would be stacked in piles just desperate to grab ahold of me because of my skin color (mostly the white girls)
nowadays girls love africans and so therefore i could cop a pair for myself, cant i? keep in mind i haven’t showered since september 6th 2024 (simply just a reminder plz don’t mad at me for ruining the plot) but they won’t even know that and so that just goes to show i have JB appeal!
i also work with the elderly as a psychologist just to check in with them and make sure they’re resting well some of my favorite ones are harold from bulgaria elanor from cincinnati and theodore from usa
teenagers are too unreliable and unrelatable talking about sex and parties all the time unlike harold who cracks original jokes right off his mind and mafia stories.
now that you’ve gotten familiar with me be honest do i come off as a neurotypical human? also am i handsome and what is my PSL rating? GREATLY APPRECIATEDDD <3
must i mention this is not satire nor is it meant to be taken humorously. yall just gotta teach me how to looksmax? should i change my unproblematic ways?
and no i am not a PSYCHO (i hate that word gives me the goosebumps even just typinign itn shit.) i literally have ZERO friends. i grew up as a loner my entire life reaching up to this point right here writing on an incel forum. no one ever voluntarily invited me to parties until i asked if i could (even then I wouldn’t get a response back) no one ever dabbed me up if they came across me in the school hallways, no girls (I honestly really don’t know why) alone at lunch unless i followed others, etc. so can somebody be like a good friend and tell me if i am on the way to becoming a prettyboy? greatly appreciated once again!