Rate my joke please, i made it myself

[anxiety]

A train travels somewhere
Conductor enters a random section with a group of passagers
"Some newspapers? Or crosswords?"
3 men picked their newspapers.
Random guy sitting in the corner alone says "gimme 2 crosswords. One for me, and one for my friend Dracula"
Conductor looked at him skeptical.
"What do you mean? What Dracula? You are alone here"
"Gimme 2 crosswords please. For me and my friend Dracula)"
Conducter gave him what he asked for and left.
The guy droped one crossword into his bag.
The train still travels somewhere
Conductor returned with drinks and asked
"Tea? Coffee? Coca cola?"
3 men picked their tea
Guy in the corner says
"Gimme 2 cups of coffee please. For me and my friend Dracula"
Conductor looked at him in a weird way
"Who the fuck is Dracula? What are you even talking about? Where the fuck you see the fucking Drakula you crazy shit"
"Gimme 2 cups please. For me and my friend Dracula)"
Conductor looked at him like on a imbecile and brought him 2 cups of coffee.
He droped one cup into his bag.
3 Men around him, watching all this shit started feeling nervous. During the trip they looked at this person with curiosity.
The train arrived at the station, and the strange guy went to the toilet
3 men came up to his beg and opened it. They found spilled coffee with a wet crossword. The guy was mentally ill.

 

[Carbine]

I want to concoct a lie in response to this thread

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

I want to concoct a lie in response to this thread

Is it worth reading, it’s so many words.

 

[anxiety]

Is it worth reading, it’s so many words.

Yeah

 

[Carbine]

Is it worth reading, it’s so many words.

I read it, I laughed, I don't know why

 

[Mosh12]

 

[anxiety]

Is it worth reading, it’s so many words.

Did you like it?

 

[anxiety]

Bump

 

[Regressive]

you fuckin nigger kys for wasting my time

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

 

[vernier]

I shouldve never trusted a guy with neg rep

 

[anxiety]

I shouldve never trusted a guy with neg rep

I am actually telling this to club girls
Then i ask them, which plastic surgerie i shoud do first

 

[yyamann]

not a molecule

 

[Esky1911]

Genuinely laughed at this

 

[vo1dh]

Shit af joke
So shit, it ended up making me laugh
Thnq