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hiramabiff
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please rate me and my friend as brutally as possible, are we both cooked?
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thanks ill look into itInject t asap you look like an cuck
im not even that fat, just like 18% bodyfat, i see your point tho. got any more advice? Im the one with curly hair, and im norwooding pretty hard and i dont know what to do about it.Like I tell every ‘fat’ fuck that no quotes you said brutal Fat person on this forum yes right now you are fucking cooked just think have you ever looked at a fat chick and thought she was hot? Fuck no. Same applies I don’t know what delusion plays into people who are fats minds into thinking they are okay looking girls especially like have they ever seen another fat good looking person? Fuck no , basically I’ll stop ranting your no fucking different your never gonna know if you are ‘cooked’ or not ‘cooked’ unless you both start loosing severe weight. I don’t know how people even become fat it is a life ruiner , waste of your youth.
Subhuman clubplease rate me and my friend as brutally as possible, are we both cooked?
Your probably around 20% and yeah that’s still pretty fat especially if your big , what pictures are you and what pictures are your friend?im not even that fat, just like 18% bodyfat, i see your point tho. got any more advice? Im the one with curly hair, and im norwooding pretty hard and i dont know what to do about it.
Wait I didn’t read the whole thing, sorry so your the one with the facial hair and glasses And yeah your not 18% BF you are easily around 20-23, and yes I have tuns of advice,Your probably around 20% and yeah that’s still pretty fat especially if your big , what pictures are you and what pictures are your friend?
For the social element , get your friend on a similar routine he can benefit from these tips too as you have similar flaws and if he doesn’t leave that mf he is dragging you down.Wait I didn’t read the whole thing, sorry so your the one with the facial hair and glasses And yeah your not 18% BF you are easily around 20-23, and yes I have tuns of advice,
-Sort out your skin I think Accutane will work best in your case as well in general all cases.
- Obviously get rid of the glasses and wear contact lenses , don’t get coloured ones like the retards on here just standard ones, I you get caught wearing those your friends will surely obliterate you.
- Loose weight like a shit tun you want to be around 12% body fat ideally but anywhere below 15% is still considered ok ig.
- another reason why you look even fatter then you are is because of your bloat, Eat foods containing high potassium and low sodium and drink around 3-4L of water a day. (Look into this more yourself but those are the general rules for you to follow)
-Get a Hair transplant your hairline is too far receding to save now tbh you can only do minoxidil when you still have hair follicles in your corners and in your case you don’t.
- i wouldn’t be able to say for 100% but you should try shaving your facial hair to see if you look better , try this when you loose the weight , this could make you look worse or better I’m not sure as when you loose the weight you will look like a different person
- Dye your eyebrows and eyelashes (using beard dye kit ) and start using a serum to grow your eyelashes, I’ve heard castor oil or derma rolling minoxidil works well for brows but I’ve never looked into it as my lashes and brows have never been a problem. So do not quote me on this
- Once you have had a hair transplant grow out your hair and try a new style , once again I can’t guide you on this as when you lose weight your facial proportions will change drastically. You have very good hair texture and curls despite the receding hairline so this will work well for you.
- Sort out your style and fashion get a watch perhaps some chains fuck knows go wild experiment, yes this helps most people on forum will also say hair is cope like I just told you to improve and style, ignore them they are forum rotting loosers hair makes a massive difference and style.
Okay now I could say more but everything I’ve just gave you is the bottom fruit on the tree (incredibly high reward for not much effort, yes weight loss too as even though it’s hard work the reward is incredible) So if your not willing to do these tips it’s brutally fucking over for you nigga and I won’t waste my valuable time helping you for FREE
DM for further advice follow through with this or die alone bro up to you oh and your cause of death will be cardiac arrest
Exactly what I think Being a fat subhuman isn’t even that bad as you can just loose the weight and god knows how good looking you could beWhy on earth do fat people come here asking for advice??? Lose weight and come back wtf