Rate sub5 to htn ascension

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RealFunkyFlamingo

RealFunkyFlamingo

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Looks almost impossible but Funky did it in less than a year let's get ittt
 

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Squinting and putting down the fork?
 
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This angle single handedly mogs ur bloodline. Not joking
How much wheight loss? Also why are you still on this forum if you ascended? You should be slaying left and right with hundreds of matches and daily dates
 
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How much wheight loss? Also why are you still on this forum if you ascended? You should be slaying left and right with hundreds of matches and daily dates
I actually GAINED weight. First pic is 70kg I am now around 83kg.
 
How much wheight loss? Also why are you still on this forum if you ascended? You should be slaying left and right with hundreds of matches and daily dates
How old r u bro
 
How much wheight loss? Also why are you still on this forum if you ascended? You should be slaying left and right with hundreds of matches and daily dates
Here r is my peak leanness I reached in December. I was like 9bf
 

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The fraud king
 
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then how did you debloat facially?
I gained weight. Mostly muscle and water weight in my muscles. And I lost fat. When gaining weight. And debloated.
 
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Went from handsome lightskin guy with a little bit of a bloated face to gay Indian alien
 
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Idk but he's jutting, squinting and abusing angles
Muh squinting. Just relaxing eyebrows jfl. Squinting causes wrinkles. And I d say 3/4 Is my best angle which is also pretty important angle irl. As important 's front imo. And i jut a little, I just make some distance between upper and lower teeth not clean them together. So not really hard jutting. Just relaxing.
 
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Went from handsome lightskin guy with a little bit of a bloated face to gay Indian alien
Wdym lightskin. U think the tan descended me?
 
Muh squinting. Just relaxing eyebrows jfl. Squinting causes wrinkles. And I d say 3/4 Is my best angle which is also pretty important angle irl. As important 's front imo. And i jut a little, I just make some distance between upper and lower teeth not clean them together. So not really hard jutting. Just relaxing.
I don't have anything against frauding nigga, I was just pointing it out

Do what you gotta do
 
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Muh squinting. Just relaxing eyebrows jfl. Squinting causes wrinkles. And I d say 3/4 Is my best angle which is also pretty important angle irl. As important 's front imo. And i jut a little, I just make some distance between upper and lower teeth not clean them together. So not really hard jutting. Just relaxing.
post a video
 
Wdym lightskin. U think the tan descended me?
Not the tan bro, it’s the autistic squint and the debloat

Some people just look better with a bit of a puffier face, you listen to org niggas too much.

Pick the fork back up, and stop squinting because you look better with relaxed eyes.
 
Not the tan bro, it’s the autistic squint and the debloat

Some people just look better with a bit of a puffier face, you listen to org niggas too much.

Pick the fork back up, and stop squinting because you look better with relaxed eyes.
Also bring back the beard, clean shave makes you look homosexual
 
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Not the tan bro, it’s the autistic squint and the debloat

Some people just look better with a bit of a puffier face, you listen to org niggas too much.

Pick the fork back up, and stop squinting because you look better with relaxed eyes.
Insane troll comment. Bloat fucks me up big time. It makes my nose huge
 
post a video
Not the tan bro, it’s the autistic squint and the debloat

Some people just look better with a bit of a puffier face, you listen to org niggas too much.

Pick the fork back up, and stop squinting because you look better with relaxed eyes.
Saint Casanova this nigga wants to descend me. He want me to get bloated jfl
 
Muh squinting. Just relaxing eyebrows jfl. Squinting causes wrinkles. And I d say 3/4 Is my best angle which is also pretty important angle irl. As important 's front imo. And i jut a little, I just make some distance between upper and lower teeth not clean them together. So not really hard jutting. Just relaxing.
first pic is ur eyes relaxed
 
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Not the tan bro, it’s the autistic squint and the debloat

Some people just look better with a bit of a puffier face, you listen to org niggas too much.

Pick the fork back up, and stop squinting because you look better with relaxed eyes.
Not a troll comment you nuthead. Ok, keep the debloat.

But relax your eyes and bring back the beard.
Beard is over bro. Stubble maybe
 
Not a troll comment you nuthead. Ok, keep the debloat.

But relax your eyes and bring back the beard.
So U want me to look like this again?
 

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Not a troll comment you nuthead. Ok, keep the debloat.

But relax your eyes and bring back the beard.
Tbh I'd say 7bf and debloated face suits me the best. My skull isn't big enough to stretch the skin enough at 12bf or 10bf
 
Probably best looking guy on here
 

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