RealFunkyFlamingo
Bloat like a Flamingo, sting like a Bee
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Explainlike a 4/10
U descended your high ltn nowOver tier? @Tigermoggerlol @fashioncel @Glorious King @Ogionth @T4deoIncel0s
Would u swipe right on FunkyChad the forum Chad?
Whatttt howU descended your high ltn now
Uncanny low mtn.Over tier? @Tigermoggerlol @fashioncel @Glorious King @Ogionth @T4deoIncel0s
Would u swipe right on FunkyChad the forum Chad?
Is it cuz of more bloat?U descended your high ltn now
What is so uncanny about this pic. It might be blurry cuz of frame freeze from tiktokUncanny low mtn.
Yes broIs it cuz of more bloat?
Front doesnt look that bloatedYes bro
u look obeseExplain
This is bloated, your angle looks like a 4 hereFront doesnt look that bloated
What do you mean? What pics should I use then? Wint attractive ppl get matches with selfies alone? Girls only use selfies tooselfies dont work on dating apps
Jawline does look decent it is just the cheeksThis is bloated, your angle looks like a 4 here
It doesn't look goodJawline does look decent it is just the cheeks
How lean am I here. I weigh 98kg hereThis is bloated, your angle looks like a 4 here
Girls can cuz we dont care , but they are not wired the same as us . They expect u to use photos that someone took of u in like a high class area doing something fun and ntWhat do you mean? What pics should I use then? Wint attractive ppl get matches with selfies alone? Girls only use selfies too
25%+ bf here when wass this?How lean am I here. I weigh 98kg here
Now and this is after cutting for weeks. I almost eat nothing bro. Air has calories I think. I am serious25%+ bf here when wass this?
Bro how to fix hair I used lots of leave in conditioneru look obese
ur not angular
ur jaw is narrow
ur hair looks kinda weird
ur nose looks like you got a rihno
ur jaw and hair is ur biggest failo
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So even a chad cant get matches with just a smiling selfie pic?Girls can cuz we dont care , but they are not wired the same as us . They expect u to use photos that someone took of u in like a high class area doing something fun and nt
this is the brutal reality that us nd’s have to accept if we want to slay on dating apps
I am so bloated I literally have trouble breathing25%+ bf here when wass this?
He will get matches fs , but will eventually get cucked by some retard normie taking a nt picSo even a chad cant get matches with just a smiling selfie pic?
Jfl how do u know that. I thought it was all faceHe will get matches fs , but will eventually get cucked by some retard normie taking a nt pic
Cope I am chad @Gaygymmaxx yall are ragebaiting me funnyThis is bloated, your angle looks like a 4 here
I use only selfies that other users rated between 6-7 psl , i mean i look like a legit morph in these pictures, no other pictures just 1 or two basic pictures of my face nothing specialJfl how do u know that. I thought it was all face
U didnt answer my question JflI use only selfies that other users rated between 6-7 psl , i mean i look like a legit morph in these pictures, no other pictures just 1 or two basic pictures of my face nothing special
YuhCope I am chad @Gaygymmaxx yall are ragebaiting me funny
u look obese
ur not angular
ur jaw is narrow
ur hair looks kinda weird
ur nose looks like you got a rihno
ur jaw and hair is ur biggest failo
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hop on oxanNow and this is after cutting for weeks. I almost eat nothing bro. Air has calories I think. I am serious
u are matched with himCope I am chad @Gaygymmaxx yall are ragebaiting me funny
Bro how to fix hair I used lots of leave in conditioner
idk my shit is cooked tooBro how to fix hair I used lots of leave in conditioner
Nigga that isn't bloat anymore that's obesity @Glorious KingI am so bloated I literally have trouble breathing
I'm a 1.5 psl point above him u ugly shitskin curryu are matched with him
the bloat has came backOver tier? @Tigermoggerlol @fashioncel @Glorious King @Ogionth @T4deoIncel0s
Would u swipe right on FunkyChad the forum Chad?
You looked your best when u were leanWhy is it when I think I look the best yall rate ke the lowest. Am I dumb af ? @Tigermoggerlol
funky you fell off, got fatCope I am chad @Gaygymmaxx yall are ragebaiting me funny
get jaw fillersWhy is it when I think I look the best yall rate ke the lowest. Am I dumb af ? @Tigermoggerlol
I've been telling him to get jaw and temple fillers. But he keeps blaming it on the "bloat"get jaw fillers
ur jaw cucks u so bad it’s miserable
angular wide jaw= genetic lotteryI've been telling him to get jaw and temple fillers. But he keeps blaming it on the "bloat"
I have good jaw bro. But not with all that bloatangular wide jaw= genetic lottery
no one can look good without a good jaw
Bro why fillers if I am fat. Ill descend furtherI've been telling him to get jaw and temple fillers. But he keeps blaming it on the "bloat"
That’s why u gotta lean down firstBro why fillers if I am fat. Ill descend further
Nigga looks like he escaped prisonNigga that isn't bloat anymore that's obesity @Glorious King
LegitI use only selfies that other users rated between 6-7 psl , i mean i look like a legit morph in these pictures, no other pictures just 1 or two basic pictures of my face nothing special