Rating all mashed potatoes I've ever eaten

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1. Garlic buttery mashed potatoes

Ugh, definitely the life there. Creamy buttery garlic-flavored mashed potatoes. Do I need to say more?

2. Bacon mashed potatoes

Yikes. It's mashed potatoes with bits of bacon in it. Not my bowl of potatoes, if you know what I mean?

3. Chunky mashed potatoes

The fuck is that about? Is it potato salad, minus the mayo, mustard, celery, eggs, onions, yadda yadda? Reminds me of lazy mashed potatoes.

4. Mashed potatoes with meat, thus Shepherd's Pie

Why not! And why stop with meat? Toss in peas, carrots, call it mushy stew.

5. Fried mashed potatoes, thus potato cakes

Ugh. If it's your thing, knock yourself out. Though some folks call that potato pancakes.

6. Mashed potatoes with brown gravy

Smh. I can taste them now. Ah, yes, the good life.

7. Contained mashed potatoes, thus baked potato

That's what I call baked potatoes. It's cooked and ready to be mushed into mashed potatoes. Yet women prefer their mashed potatoes contained in their natural shell. Smh.
 
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why would you rate mashed potatoes on an incel forum?
 
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