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After much deliberation and experience in my 5 years working at a bar/restaurant, ive concluded the following.
1. Bouncing
Bouncermaxing isnt the biggest halo you can get but it has advantages that make it more mogger than other jobs like bartending (Specifically for slaying). You can kick out giga chads from the club that mog you to be the biggest mogger in the club. Also, you have little to no responsibility so you can cold approachmax or just stand there waiting for IOIs whilst getting paid. Its giga mogger because you can usually get slays mid shift. People are amazed by the fact that my slay count is nearing 100 but in 2 years of bouncing this is extremely feasible, it barely even counts because of how easy it is. @Orc can attest to this aswell.
2. DJmaxing
I was DJmaxing on friday night and got like 50 IOIs and lots of girls approaching me asking for song requests/hang out next to me for statusmaxing and taking pics with me since im a gigamog DJ. I genuinely have no idea how to do shit, the DJ that was supposed to be there had to leave for some reason so he told me to stand there and fraud that I was the DJ while a premade mix was on. I was super into the fraud and I unplugged the mixing wheel from the USB port and started spamming random shit to further the fraud. This is prob one of the better halos if your a good DJ as you will get to go in any club and get tons of hot girls #s, you wont be able to slay mid shift tho typically.
3. Bartendermaxing
This is the biggest halo you can get in terms of girls having fantasies abt getting slain by a bartender (idk why). Girls are giga into bartenders and I was getting hella IOIs. I only bartended once but I was getting tons of girls saying I was cute and giving me comical amounts of money for giving them something as simple as a beer. Shit was utterly perplexing tbh, I made tons of money and got some numbers. You can easily get slays doing this while moneymaxing.
The issue with bartending/DJ is your not instantly slaying so you will have lots of girls flake on you, when I bounce I can convert a makeout to a slay within 5-10 minutes with a tera high success rate. Its more rare for me to meet up with a girl whos number i got mid shift later in the night rather than quickly slaying her in my car.
@WishIwasChico @androgenic @9898
1. Bouncing
Bouncermaxing isnt the biggest halo you can get but it has advantages that make it more mogger than other jobs like bartending (Specifically for slaying). You can kick out giga chads from the club that mog you to be the biggest mogger in the club. Also, you have little to no responsibility so you can cold approachmax or just stand there waiting for IOIs whilst getting paid. Its giga mogger because you can usually get slays mid shift. People are amazed by the fact that my slay count is nearing 100 but in 2 years of bouncing this is extremely feasible, it barely even counts because of how easy it is. @Orc can attest to this aswell.
2. DJmaxing
I was DJmaxing on friday night and got like 50 IOIs and lots of girls approaching me asking for song requests/hang out next to me for statusmaxing and taking pics with me since im a gigamog DJ. I genuinely have no idea how to do shit, the DJ that was supposed to be there had to leave for some reason so he told me to stand there and fraud that I was the DJ while a premade mix was on. I was super into the fraud and I unplugged the mixing wheel from the USB port and started spamming random shit to further the fraud. This is prob one of the better halos if your a good DJ as you will get to go in any club and get tons of hot girls #s, you wont be able to slay mid shift tho typically.
3. Bartendermaxing
This is the biggest halo you can get in terms of girls having fantasies abt getting slain by a bartender (idk why). Girls are giga into bartenders and I was getting hella IOIs. I only bartended once but I was getting tons of girls saying I was cute and giving me comical amounts of money for giving them something as simple as a beer. Shit was utterly perplexing tbh, I made tons of money and got some numbers. You can easily get slays doing this while moneymaxing.
The issue with bartending/DJ is your not instantly slaying so you will have lots of girls flake on you, when I bounce I can convert a makeout to a slay within 5-10 minutes with a tera high success rate. Its more rare for me to meet up with a girl whos number i got mid shift later in the night rather than quickly slaying her in my car.
@WishIwasChico @androgenic @9898