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You've ever noticed how babies react to people based on their faces?
Yes, but what specifically? It's RATIOS. Babies have knee-jerk, unbiased reactions.
They won't judge you specifically for a weak chin or jawline, but they still SEE.
They can see if harmony is off (incel trait) or if nose is long relative to eyes, or etc.
These things play a role in determining whether a baby will cry, laugh, etc. when seeing you.
It is generally a summarization as it's impossible to perfect explain it, but if a baby:
1. Cries when they see you, or pulls out a frown, or etc.
This is a clear indication of being ugly. Probably have that ogre/acromegaly look, or too off ratios like long nose, eyes too close together, horseface look, nose too big, low FWHR, etc.
Basically this is a CLEAR indication that there is something very off about your face, i.e., ugly.
2. Is neutral, but slight negative neutral or doesn't smile after
This means BORDERLINE ugly, or incel adjacent. If babies don't immediately cry when seeing you but don't lean toward smiling necessarily either, it means your face is VERY close to being truecel, or borderline, i.e., babies can't really mark you as full ugly or neutral exactly.
Babies usually either go blank/neutral, then switch to smiley/happy. If they're not immediately switching to smiley/happy when they see you, it's best NOT to hold a gaze at them past 3 seconds or they will cry at your face then, which is a MASSIVE failo socially & does indeed blackpill people/make them aware of your looks as they wonder why a baby'd cry. But yeah, this means you're kinda uggo but not full-blown; means you can have a shred of hope maybe.
3. Is neutral, but turns to a smile
This usually means you have some redeeming, gentle, or appealing feature on your face, like pretty eyes/good eye area. Babies often see these eyes and combined with a slight smile or smirk this usually makes them happy. So if babies are neutral to you but have a tendency to pull a smile rather than start crying, it means you lean a little more to the goodlooking side than the ugly, which is a relief hopefully. It means you're not too unfixably bad.
4. Often immediately smiles, gets giddy when seeing you
This usually is a tell-tale sign that you're conventionally attractive & in amazing health. Babies love the energy you radiate combined with your dreamy, angelic, perfection of a Chad/Stacy face they see. If they RELIABLY smile when seeing you AS A STRANGER, that is.
When babies immediately tend to smile/be happy when seeing you, it often means you're Chad or not far from Chad basically, along with having good vibes. Babies DO NOT smile at most incels. Babies often CRY when seeing ugly, & get super smiley when seeing Chad.
Yes, but what specifically? It's RATIOS. Babies have knee-jerk, unbiased reactions.
They won't judge you specifically for a weak chin or jawline, but they still SEE.
They can see if harmony is off (incel trait) or if nose is long relative to eyes, or etc.
These things play a role in determining whether a baby will cry, laugh, etc. when seeing you.
It is generally a summarization as it's impossible to perfect explain it, but if a baby:
1. Cries when they see you, or pulls out a frown, or etc.
This is a clear indication of being ugly. Probably have that ogre/acromegaly look, or too off ratios like long nose, eyes too close together, horseface look, nose too big, low FWHR, etc.
Basically this is a CLEAR indication that there is something very off about your face, i.e., ugly.
2. Is neutral, but slight negative neutral or doesn't smile after
This means BORDERLINE ugly, or incel adjacent. If babies don't immediately cry when seeing you but don't lean toward smiling necessarily either, it means your face is VERY close to being truecel, or borderline, i.e., babies can't really mark you as full ugly or neutral exactly.
Babies usually either go blank/neutral, then switch to smiley/happy. If they're not immediately switching to smiley/happy when they see you, it's best NOT to hold a gaze at them past 3 seconds or they will cry at your face then, which is a MASSIVE failo socially & does indeed blackpill people/make them aware of your looks as they wonder why a baby'd cry. But yeah, this means you're kinda uggo but not full-blown; means you can have a shred of hope maybe.
3. Is neutral, but turns to a smile
This usually means you have some redeeming, gentle, or appealing feature on your face, like pretty eyes/good eye area. Babies often see these eyes and combined with a slight smile or smirk this usually makes them happy. So if babies are neutral to you but have a tendency to pull a smile rather than start crying, it means you lean a little more to the goodlooking side than the ugly, which is a relief hopefully. It means you're not too unfixably bad.
4. Often immediately smiles, gets giddy when seeing you
This usually is a tell-tale sign that you're conventionally attractive & in amazing health. Babies love the energy you radiate combined with your dreamy, angelic, perfection of a Chad/Stacy face they see. If they RELIABLY smile when seeing you AS A STRANGER, that is.
When babies immediately tend to smile/be happy when seeing you, it often means you're Chad or not far from Chad basically, along with having good vibes. Babies DO NOT smile at most incels. Babies often CRY when seeing ugly, & get super smiley when seeing Chad.
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