Reaction to: "This is how your woman should wait for you at home" by Crisick

[ascension]

This is how your woman should wait for you at home

I quote her “a man has to have a full stomach and empty ballsack”

looksmax.org

Is this a fucking joke?

This man isn't satisfied with frauding his looks, he now has to fraud his FOOD too

wtf is this blud?

Raw sliced tomatoes, with a ball of mozzarella on top. Then some bits of cabbage sprinkled on top. Nah, give this brother a Nobel prize for cookery. Absolutely incredible bhai.

JFL at this too - a bowl of cucumbers, and Avocados without even the fucking skin peeled off... But at least it's got some salad dressing on it! That makes up for it kids, stop complaining!

Nah, this gave me a fucking boner. I'm salivating, drool dropping down onto my cum-stained keyboard.

Noodles with beansprouts, covered in KETCHUP. Why did Allah bless this man with every single talent possible? @ReadBooksEveryday

How about a bowl of raw radishes everyone? Couldn't even be fucked to take the green bits off jfl. Blud was probably too busy writing up a sequel to "The Art of Fraudulence"... "The Art of Culinary Fraudulence"... coming soon!

Footage of Gordon Ramsey after seeing this sensational display of culinary talent:

@apemaxxed @banks @Masteroogway @SubHumanHere @rubberduck

 

[Deleted member 32968]

bro using a whole bowl for a piece of avocado

 

[ascension]

Tagging an actual world-class chef

@Orc

 

[ascension]

bro using a whole bowl for a piece of avocado
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Avocado without even being peeled, covered in mysterious black sauce... scrumptious!

 

[pneumocystosis]

surely those pics are ai generated

 

[Deleted member 21661]

You judge him. But look man. I'm gonna trust the diet plans of a 6'4" male model MMA champion and professor before I trust some random currycel on .org
The amount of bone growth that food caused man. You're making fun of this guy?
You incels should save that. Study that. Maybe then you can be better. Then you can get girls saying things like "staring at your face and looking you straight in the eyes while getting fucked by you is just too intense to handle and my brain just fucking disconnected"

 

[ascension]

You judge him. But look man. I'm gonna trust the diet plans of a 6'4" male model MMA champion and professor before I trust some random currycel on .org
The amount of bone growth that food caused man. You're making fun of this guy?
You incels should save that. Study that. Maybe then you can be better. Then you can get girls saying things like "staring at your face and looking you straight in the eyes while getting fucked by you is just too intense to handle and my brain just fucking disconnected"

 

[5'7 zoomer]

 

[cytoplasm]

I wonder what beverage this might be

 

[ascension]

I wonder what beverage this might be
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"Finest Spring water from the Glaciers of Chamonix"
aka bottled up squirt juice from his last Tinder hookup

 

[try2beme]

Unseasoned whypipo munch

I can see the blandness

Assorting food around the plate + mysterious colors apparently means good food to cumskins

I wouldnt fart in the direction of this food

 

[Harakiri Fellatio]

This is how your woman should wait for you at home

I quote her “a man has to have a full stomach and empty ballsack”

looksmax.org

Is this a fucking joke?

This man isn't satisfied with frauding his looks, he now has to fraud his FOOD too

wtf is this blud?
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Raw sliced tomatoes, with a ball of mozzarella on top. Then some bits of cabbage sprinkled on top. Nah, give this brother a Nobel prize for cookery. Absolutely incredible bhai.

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JFL at this too - a bowl of cucumbers, and Avocados without even the fucking skin peeled off... But at least it's got some salad dressing on it! That makes up for it kids, stop complaining!

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Nah, this gave me a fucking boner. I'm salivating, drool dropping down onto my cum-stained keyboard.

Noodles with beansprouts, covered in KETCHUP. Why did Allah bless this man with every single talent possible? @ReadBooksEveryday

How about a bowl of raw radishes everyone? Couldn't even be fucked to take the green bits off jfl. Blud was probably too busy writing up a sequel to "The Art of Fraudulence"... "The Art of Culinary Fraudulence"... coming soon!

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Footage of Gordon Ramsey after seeing this sensational display of culinary talent:

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@apemaxxed @banks @Masteroogway @SubHumanHere @rubberduck

LMFAO.

 

[Deleted member 33514]

 

[Deleted member 33514]

What he wants us to believe he’s eating

What he’s really eating

 

[ascension]

What he wants us to believe he’s eating
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What he’s really eating
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Cheerios taste mog that horrible frauded dish to oblivion (probably in terms of nutrition too)

Jfl at eating sliced tomato covered in oil with mozarella

 

[Deleted member 22623]

nah fam these radishes are redder than my chlamydia-ridden, swollen testicles

 

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nah fam these radishes are redder than my chlamydia-ridden, swollen testicles

They've been color-corrected on photoshop to extract the most validation from impressionable looksmax teens

 

[Deleted member 29581]

Wasn’t even the funniest part ngl, clicked the thread to see he said a woman was cooking this for him.
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“I guess we’ll never know.”

 

[ascension]

Wasn’t even the funniest part ngl, clicked the thread to see he said a woman was cooking this for him.
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“I guess we’ll never know.”

Man, Crisick gives women the best sex of their lives, only to be rewarded with a plate of sliced tomato and cheese. I feel for the brother.

 

[Obito]

 

[SubHumanHere]

This is how your woman should wait for you at home

I quote her “a man has to have a full stomach and empty ballsack”

looksmax.org

Is this a fucking joke?

This man isn't satisfied with frauding his looks, he now has to fraud his FOOD too

wtf is this blud?
View attachment 2427554

Raw sliced tomatoes, with a ball of mozzarella on top. Then some bits of cabbage sprinkled on top. Nah, give this brother a Nobel prize for cookery. Absolutely incredible bhai.

View attachment 2427557

JFL at this too - a bowl of cucumbers, and Avocados without even the fucking skin peeled off... But at least it's got some salad dressing on it! That makes up for it kids, stop complaining!

View attachment 2427560

Nah, this gave me a fucking boner. I'm salivating, drool dropping down onto my cum-stained keyboard.

Noodles with beansprouts, covered in KETCHUP. Why did Allah bless this man with every single talent possible? @ReadBooksEveryday

How about a bowl of raw radishes everyone? Couldn't even be fucked to take the green bits off jfl. Blud was probably too busy writing up a sequel to "The Art of Fraudulence"... "The Art of Culinary Fraudulence"... coming soon!

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Footage of Gordon Ramsey after seeing this sensational display of culinary talent:

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@apemaxxed @banks @Masteroogway @SubHumanHere @rubberduck

Caged so hard jfl, here is crisick gf legd

 

[Bui]

rather eat 20 chicken nuggets then that tbh

 

[TUSSELEIF]

All that and barely any protein, goddamn women

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

Unseasoned whypipo munch

I can see the blandness

Assorting food around the plate + mysterious colors apparently means good food to cumskins

I wouldnt fart in the direction of this food

Healthier than covering it in spices, herbs sauces and salts to mask the taste of rotten ingredients like death Iva worldwide do

 

[Deleted member 23558]

What he wants us to believe he’s eating
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What he’s really eating
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The cereal w whole milk is healthier than raw vegetables

 

[ascension]

@House Lannister

 

[House Lannister]

@House Lannister

It never ends with this guy Omg

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

@Preston @TRUE_CEL Either of you curry janitors pin this shit JFLLLL

 

[Gengar]

@Preston @TRUE_CEL Either of you curry janitors pin this shit JFLLLL

No.

 

[ascension]

No.

 

[Deleted member 20399]

It never ends with this guy Omg

Where’d u go thought u roped

 

[House Lannister]

Where’d u go thought u roped

Took a long break cause my life was going good now back cause I feel like roping