Realistic standards for a woman we should all have

[cromagnon]

Here are my realistic, achievable standards.

10/10 face
skinny
But good waist
Nice ass
Good tits
Lets me cheat on her
Slave to me
I can yell at her
Have sex whenever we want
Cleans my dirty shit stained underwear
Gives me blowjobs when I’m playing minecraft

These are the standards us men should be aiming for. Never settle for less

Lmk what you think boys

@skkrrrtcantdo @DalitBoss @not__cel @nword49 @Darkeningstar @Imretarded? @beefliverontop

 

[cromagnon]

Some more standards that are realisitc and that we should aim for

Smells perfect
Rich
Is fine with me not having a job
Provides for me
Let’s me cum in her and not take care of the baby
Gives me gas money and buys me everything I want
Handjobs at command

 

[not__cel]

She has to find a way to provide so I can neet peacefully but she can’t leave my bedroom and can’t do onlyfans

 

[cromagnon]

Some more standards that are realisitc and that we should aim for

Smells perfect
Rich
Is fine with me not having a job
Provides for me
Let’s me cum in her and not take care of the baby
Gives me gas money and buys me everything I want
Handjobs at command

Let’s me fuck her mom
Is ok with me pissing all over the toilet seat because I don’t want to aim
Makes me 5 star Michelin level food
Has to stay super hot 24/7
10/10 without makeup

 

[StraightHeadJames]

that was already not funny the first time u posted it bro

 

[cromagnon]

Let’s me fuck her mom
Is ok with me pissing all over the toilet seat because I don’t want to aim
Makes me 5 star Michelin level food
Has to stay super hot 24/7
10/10 without makeup

Wipes my ass

 

[cromagnon]

that was already not funny the first time u posted it bro

Fuck you ignored faggot I’m laughing at it and you just ruined my mood. I hope you kill yourself

 

[StraightHeadJames]

Fuck you ignored faggot I’m laughing at it and you just ruined my mood. I hope you kill yourself

i did get an erection cuz u said lets me fuck her mom and im into milfs so i did enjoy that

 

[GabachoCopium]

She has to find a way to provide so I can neet peacefully but she can’t leave my bedroom and can’t do onlyfans

i’m fine with OF but only if i fuck her on camera, and get to keep all the money

 

[lestoa]

i really dont care how she looks like aslong as she has a low bodycount, is chill and is high iq

 

[cromagnon]

Jokes fucking over

 

[cromagnon]

Just forget it close the post I’m done trying

 

[not__cel]

i really dont care how she looks like aslong as she has a low bodycount, is chill and is high iq

Ew if she has even one body

 

[cromagnon]

i really dont care how she looks like aslong as she has a low bodycount, is chill and is high iq

Hello here is your high iq virgin saar

 

[not__cel]

Jokes fucking over

Don’t let @StraightHeadJames get to you

 

[lestoa]

Ew if she has even one body

If she was in a ltr relationship and it wasn't a one night stand, I can probably handle it. But virgin would be better

 

[lestoa]

Hello here is your high iq virgin saar

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is this what i get as a 6,1 mtn

 

[StraightHeadJames]

Just forget it close the post I’m done trying

I'm sorry

 

[not__cel]

If she was in a ltr relationship and it wasn't a one night stand, I can probably handle it. But virgin would be better

Ltr is worse she needs to be pure virgin who’s also experienced for me to get hard

 

[WeiWei]

Meh I'm more of an ass and feet guy

 

[cromagnon]

I'm sorry

I accept your apology

 

[StraightHeadJames]

is this what i get as a 6,1 mtn

with those stats u can only be loved by underaged girls only they will think wow hes tall or wow he is cute. best age for that is 14 so its fucking over if ur 18

 

[not__cel]

i’m fine with OF but only if i fuck her on camera, and get to keep all the money

She can’t have any social media experience automatic camwhore if she has any social media presence

 

[lestoa]

with those stats u can only be loved by underaged girls only they will think wow hes tall or wow he is cute. best age for that is 14 so its fucking over if ur 18

iam 16 rn
its joever for me in middle europe
every nigger here is 6,5

 

[StraightHeadJames]

iam 16 rn
its joever for me in middle europe
every nigger here is 6,5

same for me nigga but im 19 years old it doesnt get better im 6'1 too. i remember when i was ur age being 6'1 was still tall now that shit is average. i had a few good years now its over for me dude.

im low mtn and got approached by htb at ice rink i was on the moon and then she says shes fucking 14 dude so thats how i know 14 year old girls dont have as high standards.

 

[lestoa]

same for me nigga but im 19 years old it doesnt get better im 6'1 too. i remember when i was ur age being 6'1 was still tall now that shit is average. i had a few good years now its over for me dude.

im low mtn and got approached by htb at ice rink i was on the moon and then she says shes fucking 14 dude so thats how i know 14 year old girls dont have as high standards.

brutal

 

[Acne Victim]

funnily enough, thats what the avg user here unironically expects from a girl

same vibes

 

[SubSigma]

3 criteria for me:
1.Slavic
2.Ginger
3.Stacey

 

[lestoa]

3 criteria for me:
1.Slavic
2.Ginger
3.Stacey

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[SubSigma]

 

[lestoa]

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name of her pls saar

 

[SubSigma]

name of her pls saar

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