Reality check: Ian Somerhalder is 5'9

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wtf is this. it's so easy to height fraud with a Chad face. I always thought he was at least 6'2, even though I've watched Vampire Diaries. never suspected he's a manlet.
 
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5’9 is ideal height pilled again
 
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JFL he is way shorter than that
 
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crazy jfl. he has the face of a 6'4 dude
No he doesn’t, somerhalder’s face and skull looks a lot smaller than the other guys
 
his body has a lot of girth, its like @forevergymcelling
 
He’s 173/174. But psl 7 in prime. Maybe higher. Once in a lifetime face. Only he and cillian have truly defeated manletism from face alone
 
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He’s 173/174. But psl 7 in prime. Maybe higher. Once in a lifetime face. Only he and cillian have truly defeated manletism from face alone
looking at his face you'd think he's tall. looks 6'4 face wise.

meanwhile Tom Cruise is the same height basically and is called a manlet every sentence he's mentioned in jfl.
 
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looking at his face you'd think he's tall. looks 6'4 face wise.

meanwhile Tom Cruise is the same height basically and is called a manlet every sentence he's mentioned in jfl.
Tom cruise is max psl 6. Mogged to hell and back in outsiders by 3/4 different guys. Rob lowe looked god tier in that movie.
 
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Watching the Last Kingdom I was surprised Alexander Dreymon was 5’9 too since he looks tall in it / he has a "tall" build
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Watching the Last Kingdom I was surprised Alexander Dreymon was 5’9 too since he looks tall in it / he has a "tall" build
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These guys claim like 5’11 tho. Jfl I read somewhere that Liam Payne claims 6’0. Despite being 5’8. I gotta stop saying my real height. From now on I’m 5’10. U gotta count shoes and then larp an extra inch like these celebs
 
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These guys claim like 5’11 tho. Jfl I read somewhere that Liam Payne claims 6’0. Despite being 5’8. I gotta stop saying my real height. From now on I’m 5’10. U gotta count shoes and then larp an extra inch like these celebs
Liam Payne is the biggest cuck height liar because his face looked like he was 30 at 15 already
 
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5’9 isn’t even a bad height. It’s below avg but you aren’t an actual manlet. I’m 5’11 and would trade 2 inches for 0.25 psl ngl
 
Liam Payne is the biggest cuck height liar because his face looked like he was 30 at 15 already
Norwood reaper ended him. Got to Harry too but he faggot maxxed and saved himself. Zayn was by far best looking but ethnic failo
 
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These guys claim like 5’11 tho. Jfl I read somewhere that Liam Payne claims 6’0. Despite being 5’8. I gotta stop saying my real height. From now on I’m 5’10. U gotta count shoes and then larp an extra inch like these celebs
Say 5'11. Shoes + hair + extra larp.
 
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Norwood reaper ended him. Got to Harry too but he faggot maxxed and saved himself. Zayn was by far best looking but ethnic failo

Never began for One Direction
 
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He’s 173/174. But psl 7 in prime. Maybe higher. Once in a lifetime face. Only he and cillian have truly defeated manletism from face alone
Just have a 0.1% tier face bro to compensate your manletism :feelswhy:
 
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These guys claim like 5’11 tho. Jfl I read somewhere that Liam Payne claims 6’0. Despite being 5’8. I gotta stop saying my real height. From now on I’m 5’10. U gotta count shoes and then larp an extra inch like these celebs
He actually said 6’1 in a YouTube video
 
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@bonelessMan you're 6'1
Fuark someone posted such a funny meme yesterday. W a dude in lifts spiked hair and the tip just touching 6 foot. I shouldve saved it
 
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BTW pewdiepie is a 5'9 manlet, but roasts short dudes in many of his videos and tries setting the frame of the conversation as if he's tall. cope jfl.

bro also claimed 6'1 once
 
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@bonelessMan cop some lifts and air maxes and claim 6ft I guarantee noone bats an eye unless it’s obvious your wearing lifts.
 
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@bonelessMan cop some lifts and air maxes and claim 6ft I guarantee noone bats an eye unless it’s obvious your wearing lifts.
Wear longs pants to make it not obvious*
 
@bonelessMan cop some lifts and air maxes and claim 6ft I guarantee noone bats an eye unless it’s obvious your wearing lifts.
What if I get into an ltr. Giga cage fuel when I drop 4 inches
 
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What if I get into an ltr. Giga cage fuel when I drop 4 inches
That's why lifts and fraud is all cope. At the end of day your really just 5'8-5'9 :feelswah: :feelswhy:
 
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What if I get into an ltr. Giga cage fuel when I drop 4 inches
Tbh I’d only get into a LTR with a chic that knows my real height. I’d be hella insecure otherwise. That’s a good point u brought up tbf. I’d say larp ur height for highly quality slays but be real about the height for LTR
 
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That's why lifts and fraud is all cope. At the end of day your really just 5'8-5'9 :feelswah: :feelswhy:
It’s most definitely a cope but these bitches wear makeup nigga I can fraud a couple inches
 
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Tbh I’d only get into a LTR with a chic that knows my real height. I’d be hella insecure otherwise. That’s a good point u brought up tbf. I’d say larp ur height for highly quality slays but be real about the height for LTR
If I can’t ltr by end of next month I’m running amnesia level larps to slay. Gonna go get some realistic contacts 3 inch lifts and larp as a millionaire and rent nice Airbnb’s
 
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It’s most definitely a cope but these bitches wear makeup nigga I can fraud a couple inches
True but it's so brutal bro when you take off even shoes when manlet. My cortisol spikes when I take my 1 inch shoes :feelsbadman:
 
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wtf is this. it's so easy to height fraud with a Chad face. I always thought he was at least 6'2, even though I've watched Vampire Diaries. never suspected he's a manlet.
Proves that face > height. Well: kinda...

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Until foids meet you IRL and realize you are a manlet lol
 
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True but it's so brutal bro when you take off even shoes when manlet. My cortisol spikes when I take my 1 inch shoes :feelsbadman:
Yea I feel dirty doing it tbh, but at bars and clubs it’s pointless going as Manlet even if good looking. I get what ur saying tho I hate that brutal reality of being a midget when I go to bed.
 
If I can’t ltr by end of next month I’m running amnesia level larps to slay. Gonna go get some realistic contacts 3 inch lifts and larp as a millionaire and rent nice Airbnb’s
I’m rooting for you nigga. Hope u get a decent LTR so I never have to see you mention your height again 😭😂
 
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Yea I feel dirty doing it tbh, but at bars and clubs it’s pointless going as Manlet even if good looking. I get what ur saying tho I hate that brutal reality of being a midget when I go to bed.
Height?
 
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