Reenact a conversation on the dinner table with me, my future wife and my future kids (little xang xangs).

[Xangsane]

Go!

xangsanejr
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Do I look like a prettyboy?
why?
what makes me a prettyboy?
do i look more like my mom or my dad?
why my dad?
why not my mom?

 

[Xangsane]

you want your child to end up like @Xangsane posting 50 threads a day about white features and phenotypes

 

[Deleted member 21182]

You: Hey son u ready to come to the bathroom so daddy can teach u how to dick max?

wife: honey he’s only 4

you: tommorow I’m also gonna teach Sophia how to suck a subhuman dick using mine as an example

wife: ok honey but they’re only kids

you: honey what did I tell you about tounge posture

wife: uh sor…

you: no excuses, you already got fat and look like a land whale least u can do is have a defined maxilla

 

[Deleted member 21661]

Your wife: "Why the fuck isn't Tyrone responding to me?"
You: "huh? Who-"
Your wife "shut up loser, go back to posting about phenotypes and editing your pictures. OMG TYRONE JUST REPLIED"
Your kid: "ooga booga I'm a black nigga"

 

[mecha72]

Hello father I’m memorizing the 700 phenotypes you taught me and we’re gonna argue about race en shiet

 

[Xangsane]

You: Hey son u ready to come to the bathroom so daddy can teach u how to dick max?

wife: honey he’s only 4

you: tommorow I’m also gonna teach Sophia how to suck a subhuman dick using mine as an example

wife: ok honey but they’re only kids

you: honey what did I tell you about tounge posture

wife: uh sor…

you: no excuses, you already got fat and look like a land whale least u can do is have a defined maxilla

Your wife: "Why the fuck isn't Tyrone responding to me?"
You: "huh? Who-"
Your wife "shut up loser, go back to posting about phenotypes and editing your pictures. OMG TYRONE JUST REPLIED"
Your kid: "ooga booga I'm a black nigga"

Hello father I’m memorizing the 700 phenotypes you taught me and we’re gonna argue about race en shiet

Anything else?

 

[mecha72]

Anything else?

No your gonna pass autism to them

 

[Xangsane]

No your gonna pass autism to them

I want them to be NT

 

[Bojack]

Dad, why are you white and I am black
The seed is strong

 

[Xangsane]

@BongMog @emeraldglass

 

[mecha72]

I want them to be NT

Sports anti internet measures hanging with friends no autististic convos

 

[Xangsane]

@SaintOverBuddyBoyo

 

[BongMog]

Am i the son

 

[Xangsane]

Am i the son

OK

 

[BongMog]

OK

Sup dad

 

[Xangsane]

Sup dad

My son!

 

[BongMog]

Wanted to ask you something for a while

 

[BongMog]

My son!

??

 

[BongMog]

Why did you marry mom

 

[Deleted member 24586]

“Dad, why did you call me a nigger last night and say that you will pray to god I become white overnight?”

 

[emeraldglass]

Go!

You: What did you do today in school
Son: Our old teacher became sick so we got a new teacher
You: Why?
Son: Because he has the flu
You ahhh okay. Why?
Son: Because it's flu season.
You: ahhh okay. Why?

Something like this. But for real i dont know i think just a normal healthy conversation. Or at least i hope so.

 

[Deleted member 24586]

You: What did you do today in school
Son: Our old teacher becam sick so we got new teacher
You: Why?
Son: Because he has the flu
You ahhh okay. Why?
Son: Because it's flu season.
You: ahhh okay. Why?

This is the most autistic conversation in this entire thread and it’s the only one where the OP tried to make it normal

 

[BongMog]

.

 

[Xangsane]

Why did you marry mom

I love her.

 

[BongMog]

@Ellipsis is gonna be the mom

 

[BongMog]

I love her.

@Ellipsis is gonna be the mom

I need mom's pov

 

[Xangsane]

You: What did you do today in school
Son: Our old teacher became sick so we got a new teacher
You: Why?
Son: Because he has the flu
You ahhh okay. Why?
Son: Because it's flu season.
You: ahhh okay. Why?

Something like this. But for real i dont know i think just a normal healthy conversation. Or at least i hope so.

You did me dirty there JFL.

 

[emeraldglass]

You did me dirty there JFL.

Couldn't come up with anything else. I assume that you will have a normal conversation with your children. I have faith in it.

 

[Xangsane]

“Dad, why did you call me a nigger last night and say that you will pray to god I become white overnight?”

They won't say that

 

[khvirgin]

You: What did you do today in school
Son: Our old teacher became sick so we got a new teacher
You: Why?
Son: Because he has the flu
You ahhh okay. Why?
Son: Because it's flu season.
You: ahhh okay. Why?

Something like this. But for real i dont know i think just a normal healthy conversation. Or at least i hope so.

more like
Why
what kind of flu
was he vaccinated
what type of vaccine
how many doses

 

[Deleted member 24586]

They won't say that

“Dad did you know about the 1TB of currycel porn on moms computer?

 

[Xangsane]

“Dad did you know about the 1TB of currycel porn on moms computer?

They won't say that

 

[Xangsane]

more like
Why
what kind of flu
was he vaccinated
what type of vaccine
how many doses

It won't be clinical like that.

 

[Trilogy]

Try to get ChatGPT 4 to do this

 

[Xangsane]

Try to get ChatGPT 4 to do this

"Hey xangsanejr which one do you like more, the first girl or the second girl?"
"the second one, dad"
"are you sure? why the second one?"

 

[Xangsane]

0

 

[Deleted member 25938]

You: What did you do today in school
Son: Our old teacher became sick so we got a new teacher
You: Why?
Son: Because he has the flu
You ahhh okay. Why?
Son: Because it's flu season.
You: ahhh okay. Why?

Something like this. But for real i dont know i think just a normal healthy conversation. Or at least i hope so.

Thanks for the cage jfl

 

[Deleted member 25938]

@Xangsane and his son Xangsane Jr. are at a waiting area in Heathrow Airport Terminal 5, awaiting their flight to Rotterdam (the capital of rotters).

Xangsane Jr.: Daddy, I'm bored.

@Xangsane: Really? Why?

Xangsane Jr.: I donno.

@Xangsane: Why don't you know?

Xangsane Jr.: Daddy, can we play a game? Do you have a game for me to play?

[@Xangsane ponders for a few moments.]

@Xangsane: Okay, sure.

[He pauses.]

@Xangsane: I bet you this'll be a fun bugger:

Subhumans, incels, and moggers, welcome to the mind-boggling world of plane crashes and airports!

Brace yourselves for a rollercoaster ride of knowledge as we dive into this challenging quiz.

But before we begin, I have an important announcement. To keep things fair and square, I must warn you that cheating is strictly prohibited.

Yes, that's right! No sneaky searches on search engines or seeking help from any AI bot like ChatGPT.

We're all about testing your own noodle here. So put away those browsers and let's see what you're made of! Get ready to take flight with your own brainpower. Are you up for the challenge? Let's go!

UPDATE: All answers have been checked for accuracy.

Apologies for the delay. Here's the properly formatted and easy-to-read version of the quiz with options on separate lines:​

QUESTION 1
Which airport is infamous for its challenging approach due to strong crosswinds?

a) Wellington International Airport, New Zealand.

b) Paro International Airport, Bhutan.

c) Gibraltar International Airport, Gibraltar.

d) Madeira Airport, Portugal.

QUESTION 2
Which tragic event occurred on March 27, 1977, involving two Boeing 747 aircraft colliding on the runway?

a) Tenerife Airport Disaster.

b) Japan Airlines Flight 123 crash.

c) Air France Flight 4590 Concorde crash.

d) Turkish Airlines Flight 981 crash.

QUESTION 3
What is the busiest airport in the world by passenger traffic?

a) Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport, USA.

b) Beijing Capital International Airport, China.

c) Dubai International Airport, UAE.

d) Los Angeles International Airport, USA.

QUESTION 4
Which airport is renowned for its unique circular design and a central control tower?

a) London Heathrow Airport, UK.

b) Charles de Gaulle Airport, France.

c) Istanbul Airport, Turkey.

d) Berlin Brandenburg Airport, Germany.

QUESTION 5
In 2009, a catastrophic event occurred when Air France Flight 447 crashed into the Atlantic Ocean. What was the cause of the crash?

a) Pilot error and confusion during severe weather conditions.

b) Structural failure of the aircraft due to a manufacturing defect.

c) Collision with another aircraft in mid-air.

d) Entered a high-altitude stall.

QUESTION 6
Which airport has the world's longest public-use runway?

a) Qamdo Bamda Airport, China.

b) King Fahd International Airport, Saudi Arabia.

c) Ulyanovsk Vostochny Airport, Russia.

d) Denver International Airport, USA.

QUESTION 7
Which aviation disaster occurred on July 17, 2014, when Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 was shot down over Ukraine?

a) Lockerbie bombing.

b) Japan Airlines Flight 123 crash.

c) Tenerife Airport Disaster.

d) MH17 shootdown incident.

QUESTION 8
What is the busiest single-runway airport in the world?

a) London Gatwick Airport, UK.

b) San Diego International Airport, USA.

c) Hong Kong International Airport, Hong Kong.

d) Billy Bishop Toronto City Airport, Canada.

QUESTION 9
Which airport is famous for its short runway, surrounded by mountains and cliffs, making it a thrilling experience for pilots and passengers?

a) Courchevel Altiport, France.

b) Lukla Airport, Nepal.

c) Juancho E. Yrausquin Airport, Saba.

d) Barra Airport, Scotland.

QUESTION 10
In 1977, a plane carrying a basketball team from which country crashed shortly after takeoff, resulting in the loss of most of the team members?

a) Brazil

b) United States

c) Soviet Union

d) Italy

QUESTION 11
Which airport is famously known for its extremely short runway that requires pilots to have specialized training and certification?

a) Princess Juliana International Airport, St. Maarten

b) Courchevel Altiport, France

c) Paro International Airport, Bhutan

d) Madiera Airport, Portugal

QUESTION 12
Which aviation disaster occurred in 1996 when a plane crashed due to an explosion?

a) Trans World Flight 800

b) Pan Am Flight 103

c) Air India Flight 182

d) ValuJet Flight 592

QUESTION 13

In 2000, Singapore Airlines Flight 006 encountered a tragic incident involving a typhoon. Which typhoon caused the accident?

a) Typhoon Haiyan

b) Typhoon Mangkhut

c) Typhoon Chaba

d) Typhoon Xangsane

[Silence. @Xangsane releases a quiet whimper.]

 

[Xangsane]

@Xangsane and his son Xangsane Jr. are at a waiting area in Heathrow Airport Terminal 5, awaiting their flight to Rotterdam (the capital of rotters).

Xangsane Jr.: Daddy, I'm bored.

@Xangsane: Really? Why?

Xangsane Jr.: I donno.

@Xangsane: Why don't you know?

Xangsane Jr.: Daddy, can we play a game? Do you have a game for me to play?

[@Xangsane ponders for a few moments.]

@Xangsane: Okay, sure.

[He pauses.]

@Xangsane: I bet you this'll be a fun bugger:

Subhumans, incels, and moggers, welcome to the mind-boggling world of plane crashes and airports!

Brace yourselves for a rollercoaster ride of knowledge as we dive into this challenging quiz.

But before we begin, I have an important announcement. To keep things fair and square, I must warn you that cheating is strictly prohibited.

Yes, that's right! No sneaky searches on search engines or seeking help from any AI bot like ChatGPT.

We're all about testing your own noodle here. So put away those browsers and let's see what you're made of! Get ready to take flight with your own brainpower. Are you up for the challenge? Let's go!

UPDATE: All answers have been checked for accuracy.

Apologies for the delay. Here's the properly formatted and easy-to-read version of the quiz with options on separate lines:​

QUESTION 1
Which airport is infamous for its challenging approach due to strong crosswinds?

a) Wellington International Airport, New Zealand.

b) Paro International Airport, Bhutan.

c) Gibraltar International Airport, Gibraltar.

d) Madeira Airport, Portugal.

QUESTION 2
Which tragic event occurred on March 27, 1977, involving two Boeing 747 aircraft colliding on the runway?

a) Tenerife Airport Disaster.

b) Japan Airlines Flight 123 crash.

c) Air France Flight 4590 Concorde crash.

d) Turkish Airlines Flight 981 crash.

QUESTION 3
What is the busiest airport in the world by passenger traffic?

a) Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport, USA.

b) Beijing Capital International Airport, China.

c) Dubai International Airport, UAE.

d) Los Angeles International Airport, USA.

QUESTION 4
Which airport is renowned for its unique circular design and a central control tower?

a) London Heathrow Airport, UK.

b) Charles de Gaulle Airport, France.

c) Istanbul Airport, Turkey.

d) Berlin Brandenburg Airport, Germany.

QUESTION 5
In 2009, a catastrophic event occurred when Air France Flight 447 crashed into the Atlantic Ocean. What was the cause of the crash?

a) Pilot error and confusion during severe weather conditions.

b) Structural failure of the aircraft due to a manufacturing defect.

c) Collision with another aircraft in mid-air.

d) Entered a high-altitude stall.

QUESTION 6
Which airport has the world's longest public-use runway?

a) Qamdo Bamda Airport, China.

b) King Fahd International Airport, Saudi Arabia.

c) Ulyanovsk Vostochny Airport, Russia.

d) Denver International Airport, USA.

QUESTION 7
Which aviation disaster occurred on July 17, 2014, when Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 was shot down over Ukraine?

a) Lockerbie bombing.

b) Japan Airlines Flight 123 crash.

c) Tenerife Airport Disaster.

d) MH17 shootdown incident.

QUESTION 8
What is the busiest single-runway airport in the world?

a) London Gatwick Airport, UK.

b) San Diego International Airport, USA.

c) Hong Kong International Airport, Hong Kong.

d) Billy Bishop Toronto City Airport, Canada.

QUESTION 9
Which airport is famous for its short runway, surrounded by mountains and cliffs, making it a thrilling experience for pilots and passengers?

a) Courchevel Altiport, France.

b) Lukla Airport, Nepal.

c) Juancho E. Yrausquin Airport, Saba.

d) Barra Airport, Scotland.

QUESTION 10
In 1977, a plane carrying a basketball team from which country crashed shortly after takeoff, resulting in the loss of most of the team members?

a) Brazil

b) United States

c) Soviet Union

d) Italy

QUESTION 11
Which airport is famously known for its extremely short runway that requires pilots to have specialized training and certification?

a) Princess Juliana International Airport, St. Maarten

b) Courchevel Altiport, France

c) Paro International Airport, Bhutan

d) Madiera Airport, Portugal

QUESTION 12
Which aviation disaster occurred in 1996 when a plane crashed due to an explosion?

a) Trans World Flight 800

b) Pan Am Flight 103

c) Air India Flight 182

d) ValuJet Flight 592

QUESTION 13

In 2000, Singapore Airlines Flight 006 encountered a tragic incident involving a typhoon. Which typhoon caused the accident?

a) Typhoon Haiyan

b) Typhoon Mangkhut

c) Typhoon Chaba

d) Typhoon Xangsane

[Silence. @Xangsane releases a quiet whimper.]

What do we do on the plane?

 

[Deleted member 25938]

What do we do on the plane?

The plane never made it to its final destination. Shortly after boarding, one of the engines misignited, causing an explosion killing all 231 passengers and crew on board.

 

[Xangsane]

The plane never made it to its final destination. Shortly after boarding, one of the engines misignited, causing an explosion killing all 231 passengers and crew on board.

You think I'd die on a plane crash?

 

[Deleted member 25938]

You think I'd die on a plane crash?

I hope not. I was just capitalizing on what seemed like an opportunity to make a joke.

 

[Xangsane]

I hope not. I was just capitalizing on what seemed like an opportunity to make a joke.

Do you think Xangsane Jr would make an account here?