Religion is a prison

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God - prison warden

Religion is prison. You cannot change your religion, technically you can but that's illegal.

Also you have no escape from god, everything is predetermined, meaning there is a clear plan (actually unclear but that's divine gatekeeping), they say you have free will, it's like you can do whatever in a prison.

Trumpet of Judgment - signals in the prison

And there is a judgement day - the end of your prison term.

Whatever you did in a prison will be recorded in your inmate files.

If you behaved well in prison, the court pardons and releases you; if you behaved badly, you're going to some shit like Guantanamo, gulag, a maximum security prison, or solitary confinement, torturing places, whatever.

Angels - prison paper office workers, prison guards.

Evils, shaytans etc. - correctional officers, torturers, etc.
 
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It's almost like this isn't the 1 billionth thread about this shit bro
 
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Over for judaists 🥀
 
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Religion is prison. You cannot change your religion, technically you can but that's illegal.
What other religion does this apply to besides Islam?
 
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God - prison warden

Religion is prison. You cannot change your religion, technically you can but that's illegal.

Also you have no escape from god, everything is predetermined, meaning there is a clear plan (actually unclear but that's divine gatekeeping), they say you have free will, it's like you can do whatever in a prison.

Trumpet of Judgment - signals in the prison

And there is a judgement day - the end of your prison term.

Whatever you did in a prison will be recorded in your inmate files.

If you behaved well in prison, the court pardons and releases you; if you behaved badly, you're going to some shit like Guantanamo, gulag, a maximum security prison, or solitary confinement, torturing places, whatever.

Angels - prison paper office workers, prison guards.

Evils, shaytans etc. - correctional officers, torturers, etc.
 

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Religion holds you away from doing certain things.

And guess what, you can't enslave nature.

Nature does whatever it wants.

So religion can't enslave nature.

Therefore religion isn't a thing in nature.

Which means religion is not natural.
 
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Prison? 🤣

I advice you to stop let your mind develop copes as a result of not liking the concepts of afterlife, day of Judgement, etc. You can't escape these realities, you can't escape death so muh, God is evil, muh religion is cope

If you don't like religion just wait, move on and stop developing copes, you will find out the answer at your final moments.
 
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Inceldom is a prison, you can be atheist and still get no pussy. Brutal. Religious people at least believe it will get better in the afterlife, but what does an atheist incel have that gives him comfort? Brutal :feelsohh:
 
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Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ than you shall be saved

Download
 
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Religion to be good human or modern religion to keep us as slaves whey to different
 
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God - prison warden

Religion is prison. You cannot change your religion, technically you can but that's illegal.

Also you have no escape from god, everything is predetermined, meaning there is a clear plan (actually unclear but that's divine gatekeeping), they say you have free will, it's like you can do whatever in a prison.

Trumpet of Judgment - signals in the prison

And there is a judgement day - the end of your prison term.

Whatever you did in a prison will be recorded in your inmate files.

If you behaved well in prison, the court pardons and releases you; if you behaved badly, you're going to some shit like Guantanamo, gulag, a maximum security prison, or solitary confinement, torturing places, whatever.

Angels - prison paper office workers, prison guards.

Evils, shaytans etc. - correctional officers, torturers, etc.
this opinion was said a billionth time :feelswah::feelswah:
 
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Prison? 🤣

I advice you to stop let your mind develop copes as a result of not liking the concepts of afterlife, day of Judgement, etc. You can't escape these realities, you can't escape death so muh, God is evil, muh religion is cope

If you don't like religion just wait, move on and stop developing copes, you will find out the answer at your final moments.
But religion is cope as well bro. Do you need a religion to believe in God?
 
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Inceldom is a prison, you can be atheist and still get no pussy. Brutal. Religious people at least believe it will get better in the afterlife, but what does an atheist incel have that gives him comfort? Brutal :feelsohh:
Both atheists and religiouscels are retarded
 
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God - prison warden

Religion is prison. You cannot change your religion, technically you can but that's illegal.

Also you have no escape from god, everything is predetermined, meaning there is a clear plan (actually unclear but that's divine gatekeeping), they say you have free will, it's like you can do whatever in a prison.

Trumpet of Judgment - signals in the prison

And there is a judgement day - the end of your prison term.

Whatever you did in a prison will be recorded in your inmate files.

If you behaved well in prison, the court pardons and releases you; if you behaved badly, you're going to some shit like Guantanamo, gulag, a maximum security prison, or solitary confinement, torturing places, whatever.

Angels - prison paper office workers, prison guards.

Evils, shaytans etc. - correctional officers, torturers, etc.
How bro felt after saying that 1
 
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Thank you 🎉 Abrahamic religions are a trap
 
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