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Was laying in bed with a girl after sex and we're talking about all sorts of things. She gets to talking about makeup and fake lashes. She mentions wanting to buy Latisse, however she is fumbling with the correct pronunciation of it. Being an avid user myself with multiple bottles in my medicine cabinet I correct her habitually and say the correct pronunciation of the drug Latisse. That alone made her kinda give me a glance and smirk like Yeah that's it.... She then says that she wants to buy and use it cause she hears it makes eyelashes longer but is skeptical.
At this point since I've used it and it works great. I reply "Yeah it definitely does work, I've used it myself and it makes eyelashes longer and thicker. But you don't have top use one drop for each eyelid, one drop for BOTH is more than enough, but you also wanna buy separate smaller applicator brushes to optimally apply it."
She now pulls her head off my lap and with her previous smirk gone looks at me right in the eyes and says "No you don't use it." Pregnant pause, I reply "Haha Yeah I've used it...." She just looks at me and says "No you haven't used it."
She is saying these not as questions, but rather more as statements, as in "Dude even if you DO use it PLZ just say you DON'T use it so I don't have to lose ALL sexually attraction to you on the spot" "Please please just deny you use it and play this all off as you were joking cause I would hate to have to ghost you after learning you use a fucking girl drug on your eyelashes like wtf is wrong with you"
After realizing that this is not a funny cute situation about some guy using eyelash drugs and she actually is quickly finding me VERY creepy at the thought of all this. I do reply "Hahaha no I am OBVIOUSLY joking, I only know this cause my mom has used is and told me it work."
She then laughs and we switch topics quickly. But lesson learned that girls do NOT find it cute to learn that you do weird things to looksmax, pretend you are GL effortlessly or that it's cause you have great genes, etc.
At this point since I've used it and it works great. I reply "Yeah it definitely does work, I've used it myself and it makes eyelashes longer and thicker. But you don't have top use one drop for each eyelid, one drop for BOTH is more than enough, but you also wanna buy separate smaller applicator brushes to optimally apply it."
She now pulls her head off my lap and with her previous smirk gone looks at me right in the eyes and says "No you don't use it." Pregnant pause, I reply "Haha Yeah I've used it...." She just looks at me and says "No you haven't used it."
She is saying these not as questions, but rather more as statements, as in "Dude even if you DO use it PLZ just say you DON'T use it so I don't have to lose ALL sexually attraction to you on the spot" "Please please just deny you use it and play this all off as you were joking cause I would hate to have to ghost you after learning you use a fucking girl drug on your eyelashes like wtf is wrong with you"
After realizing that this is not a funny cute situation about some guy using eyelash drugs and she actually is quickly finding me VERY creepy at the thought of all this. I do reply "Hahaha no I am OBVIOUSLY joking, I only know this cause my mom has used is and told me it work."
She then laughs and we switch topics quickly. But lesson learned that girls do NOT find it cute to learn that you do weird things to looksmax, pretend you are GL effortlessly or that it's cause you have great genes, etc.
