Reminder that if you have the skull on the right, there is no ascension for you; it's over

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You will also age horribly with a brachy/eury skull. A common misconception, mostly by bluepilled women (jfl) is that since it causes the appearance of a "baby face", youll always look younger and age like a vampire. This couldnt be further from the truth in reality. With such a lack of underlying bone structure to support, stretch, and hold up your soft tissues, as you age your features will sag, distort, and "melt" off of your face in a way that someone with a tall skull would never deal with. Look at any man who aged well and youll see what I mean. They have enough bone in the vertical dimension to provide support and elasticity to their features.

A skull with sufficient vertical height can also withstand normal levels of bodyfat. The fat is distributed normally and doesnt seem to mess with the features and ratios so heavily. With a brachy/eury skull, you will need to be unhealthily lean or even borderline anorexic just to look human, JFL

 
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"Muh long face is bad" "muh wide skull is proper facial development"
jfl at orthotropics
jfl at dr mew
jfl at sfs copers
If you're brachy/eury the odds are against you and you are meant to look subhuman by nature
You will always look like a pajeet even if youre white
It';s over
 
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Best kind of skull to fix. Maxillary Downgraft.
 
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Dude I have leptoprosopic skull and I'm an incel
 
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Best kind of skull to fix. Maxillary Downgraft.
Agree. I went from 80 facial index (lower end of euryprosopic) to 89 (higher end of mesoprosopic, which I think is ideal) after trimax
 
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How eurycel mfs feel:
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How eurycels actually look:
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Also is direct proof that orthotropic theory is bs
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Looks like I shouldve mouthbreathed more to get more skull height and more obtuse gonial angle, JFLLLL
 
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Dude I have leptoprosopic skull and I'm an incel
You will never be as much of a truecel as someone with euryproscopy, at least you can leanmaxx and look decent. For eurys truly nothing short of major surgery will save us. A truly eury skull looks closer to an animal than human. Like a deformed pug.
 
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Most of the famous trimax ascensions were euryprosopic before the surgery
It basically moved two full indices in my case and I've seen Raffaini do like 9 mm downgrafts so it can probably be like 2.5 indices if the case requires it
 
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You will never be as much of a truecel as someone with euryproscopy, at least you can leanmaxx and look decent. For eurys truly nothing short of major surgery will save us. A truly eury skull looks closer to an animal than human. A deformed pug.
Depends on how short your skull in the first place. Trimax or lefort can save some guys
 
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Most of the famous trimax ascensions were euryprosopic before the surgery
It basically moved two full indices in my case and I've seen Raffaini do like 9 mm downgrafts so it can probably be like 2.5 indices if the case requires it
How much did you pay? How horrible was the recovery?
 
What skull shape am I ?

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here comes the brachy short skull cope

Prepare Get Ready GIF by STARZ
 
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How much did you pay? How horrible was the recovery?
I think recovery is a coin toss in terms of how your body will react, in my case I was doing 10k steps a day starting 4th / 5th day after the surgery. Was back on normal energy levels on day 4.
Only annoying thing was drooling and not being able to close the lips easily the first 2 weeks, I'd walk with a covid mask stuffed with paper towel.
No pain in my case, they stuff you with IV meds in the clinic, didn't take any pain meds after leaving the clinic.
The worst part was waking up from general anesthesia, I had it before and you have zero energy in the first few hours but you can't fall asleep either cause you're drooling like crazy. It's like the worst hangover of your life but it lasts only few hours unless you're unlucky and the meds give you nausea, then I suppose it might not be that nice.
 
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You will also age horribly with a brachy/eury skull. A common misconception, mostly by bluepilled women (jfl) is that since it causes the appearance of a "baby face", youll always look younger and age like a vampire. This couldnt be further from the truth in reality. With such a lack of underlying bone structure to support, stretch, and hold up your soft tissues, as you age your features will sag, distort, and "melt" off of your face in a way that someone with a tall skull would never deal with. Look at any man who aged well and youll see what I mean. They have enough bone in the vertical dimension to provide support and elasticity to their features.

A skull with sufficient vertical height can also withstand normal levels of bodyfat. The fat is distributed normally and doesnt seem to mess with the features and ratios so heavily. With a brachy/eury skull, you will need to be unhealthily lean or even borderline anorexic to look human.
 
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@Xul1ll WE ARE EURY :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::feelswhy::feelswhy:
 
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@iblamemandible7 I think I was also posting in your other thread about SFS if I remember correctly, left some advices there
 
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@iblamemandible7 I think I was also posting in your other thread about SFS if I remember correctly, left some advices there
Yeah I think I remember asking you about it before, thanks bhai. My dream is to afford trimax and get it so im not brachycel anymore, but im so pussy and high inhib i dont even know if ill go through with it
 
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Yeah I think I remember asking you about it before, thanks bhai. My dream is to afford trimax and get it so im not brachycel anymore, but im so pussy and high inhib i dont even know if ill go through with it
I was never scared about trimax because the idea of living the entire life with eury skull is not even close to the temporary pains or discomforts of trimax. Trimax to eury skull is like comparing a walk in the rain to getting your dick eaten by an alligator. Different dimensions of inconvienence :lul:
 
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I was never scared about trimax because the idea of living the entire life with eury skull is not even close to the temporary pains or discomforts of trimax. Trimax to eury skull is like comparing a walk in the rain to getting your dick eaten by an alligator. Different dimensions of inconvienence :lul:
Relatable, I want to rope every time I see myself eury skull is genuinely the root of all my problems in life. Do you have pics btw? And did insurance cover the trimax?
 
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Sean O Pry skull or death
 
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Also just look at how popular the bimaxes/trimaxes became over the past few years. Raffaini didn't even have any before/afters on his IG in 2021 and now 4 years later a lot of people know about DJS, some of the surgeons became celebrities in looksmaxxing sphere. I recall you are young still, I wouldn't be surprised if the trimaxes became much easily available in the coming years, given that probably more maxfacs will go this way of doing aesthetically well-thought surgeries
 
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Did you ascend/leanmax? Chin brutally mogs me
Not much but now I'm sub 6 becuase I just all the time and orthos said that I have permanently changed teeth and jaw to an underbite position instead of natural overbite. Cussed from grinding my teeth in my sleep. Getting potential reconstruction surgery becuase my sinuses are fucked from face so free surgery but that is very unlikely.
 
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Lifefuel for my horseface skull
 
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You will also age horribly with a brachy/eury skull. A common misconception, mostly by bluepilled women (jfl) is that since it causes the appearance of a "baby face", youll always look younger and age like a vampire. This couldnt be further from the truth in reality. With such a lack of underlying bone structure to support, stretch, and hold up your soft tissues, as you age your features will sag, distort, and "melt" off of your face in a way that someone with a tall skull would never deal with. Look at any man who aged well and youll see what I mean. They have enough bone in the vertical dimension to provide support and elasticity to their features.

A skull with sufficient vertical height can also withstand normal levels of bodyfat. The fat is distributed normally and doesnt seem to mess with the features and ratios so heavily. With a brachy/eury skull, you will need to be unhealthily lean or even borderline anorexic just to look human, JFL

Yeah especially the aging part..
 
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Also just look at how popular the bimaxes/trimaxes became over the past few years. Raffaini didn't even have any before/afters on his IG in 2021 and now 4 years later a lot of people know about DJS, some of the surgeons became celebrities in looksmaxxing sphere. I recall you are young still, I wouldn't be surprised if the trimaxes became much easily available in the coming years, given that probably more maxfacs will go this way of doing aesthetically well-thought surgeries
Yes, Im 17 but I dont know how much longer I can go on looking like this. Soemtimes I think about doing trimax on myself
 
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Also just look at how popular the bimaxes/trimaxes became over the past few years. Raffaini didn't even have any before/afters on his IG in 2021 and now 4 years later a lot of people know about DJS, some of the surgeons became celebrities in looksmaxxing sphere. I recall you are young still, I wouldn't be surprised if the trimaxes became much easily available in the coming years, given that probably more maxfacs will go this way of doing aesthetically well-thought surgeries
It also seems so expensive on top of the brutal recovery and praying for a blackpilled surgeon, although like you say this could get better in the future. All of this just to ascend to mtn, jfl
 
Yes, Im 17 but I dont know how much longer I can go on looking like this. Soemtimes I think about doing trimax on myself
if you have eury/brachy skull then there's a high chance your airways are shit so you might actually be able to use insurance depending on where you live.
 
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It also seems so expensive on top of the brutal recovery and praying for a blackpilled surgeon, although like you say this could get better in the future. All of this just to ascend to mtn, jfl
I don't think you need a blackpilled surgeon, just go for maximum amount of downgrafting without giving you a gummy smile. Stuff like this can be roughly calculated yourself, then just push for the surgeon to do that amount
 
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Also is direct proof that orthotropic theory is bs
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Looks like I shouldve mouthbreathed more to get more skull height and more obtuse gonial angle, JFLLLL
this makes no sense
you can replicate downward growth way easier than u can forward growth
surgically of course
 
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this makes no sense
you can replicate downward growth way easier than u can forward growth
surgically of course
Why do I have the zygos, width, and gonial angle of the top with more than enough space for my straight teeth, but the recession and nose of the bottom? Does that mean I was an ear breather during development? JFL
 
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we should learn to make our jutting position the new normal bite for us
 
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Why do I have the zygos, width, and gonial angle of the top with more than enough space for my straight teeth, but the recession and nose of the bottom? Does that mean I was an ear breather during development? JFL
i was speaking hypotetically
i dont believe in this breathing shit
i said that because you hypotetically were picking a downgrown face over a forward grown one and your reasons for it didnt make any sense because of the things mentioned in my previous reply
 
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i was speaking hypotetically
i dont believe in this breathing shit
i said that because you hypotetically were picking a downgrown face over a forward grown one and your reasons for it didnt make any sense because of the things mentioned in my previous reply
I would rather be a downgrown lepto than a forward grown eury, at least lepto can look decent from the front and have normal human skull dimensions. Extreme eury looks uncanny and inhuman in the worst possible way no matter the angle
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we should learn to make our jutting position the new normal bite for us
Jutting is the only reason I can fraud beyond subhuman, I would rope if I couldnt jut honestly
 
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I would rather be a downgrown lepto than a forward grown eury, at least lepto can look decent from the front and have normal human skull dimensions. Extreme eury looks uncanny and inhuman in the worst possible way no matter the angle
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i most likely would resort to hardmaxxing in both so brachycuck would win it for me
 
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Not much but now I'm sub 6 becuase I just all the time and orthos said that I have permanently changed teeth and jaw to an underbite position instead of natural overbite. Cussed from grinding my teeth in my sleep. Getting potential reconstruction surgery becuase my sinuses are fucked from face so free surgery but that is very unlikely.
You were able to change your bite from jutting? What age did you start?
 
You were able to change your bite from jutting? What age did you start?
Jutting always. I made it sound like my bite changed from jutting, I meant grinding in my sleep. and jutting all the time I think now it feels more natural for this position of very slight underbite. (It's harder to breath when I'm not jutting).

Do not try to attempt what happend to me, my bite is fucked now and my adult teeth are ground down making it ten times worse if I am not jutting, my front teeth position changed where I now have a place for my bottom teeth to rest in relative ease.

Not amazing tho and I fruad most of the time by just either not showing my jawline with a turtle neck jacket, (school uniform) and sometimes just accept it :feelswah:
 
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Jutting always. I made it sound like my bite changed from jutting, I meant grinding in my sleep. and jutting all the time I think now it feels more natural for this position of very slight underbite. (It's harder to breath when I'm not jutting).

Do not try to attempt what happend to me, my bite is fucked now and my adult teeth are ground down making it ten times worse if I am not jutting, my front teeth position changed where I now have a place for my bottom teeth to rest in relative ease.

Not amazing tho and I fruad most of the time by just either not showing my jawline with a turtle neck jacket, (school uniform) and sometimes just accept it :feelswah:
Sounds kinda like me, I seem to grind my front teeth a lot in my sleep. Do you have a deep bite? I think deep bite is a major cause of being eury
 
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You will also age horribly with a brachy/eury skull. A common misconception, mostly by bluepilled women (jfl) is that since it causes the appearance of a "baby face", youll always look younger and age like a vampire. This couldnt be further from the truth in reality. With such a lack of underlying bone structure to support, stretch, and hold up your soft tissues, as you age your features will sag, distort, and "melt" off of your face in a way that someone with a tall skull would never deal with. Look at any man who aged well and youll see what I mean. They have enough bone in the vertical dimension to provide support and elasticity to their features.

A skull with sufficient vertical height can also withstand normal levels of bodyfat. The fat is distributed normally and doesnt seem to mess with the features and ratios so heavily. With a brachy/eury skull, you will need to be unhealthily lean or even borderline anorexic just to look human, JFL

how can u tell if u have that skull
 
Brutally true

Permajutting takes me from unattractive to almost gl
 
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