Reminder that in a parallel universe...

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Millions of 6'4 chiseled-jaw chads are going through depression and comptemplating suicide, some even paying thousands of dollars to inject E and get wraparound custom personality implants.

Dr Yelppe is amongst the few surgeons willing to perform risky recession surgeries and Lefort -3 (also called revert Lefort) on his patients.

Stacies are all chasing brainmaxxed bug-eyed ethnic physicists who spend their time hoping between luxurious chess clubs while their Chad counterpart rot at home.

Jeremy Keems, a 4'11 ex-child counselor and hobbyist programmer, rose to fame after successfuly teaching ethiopian down syndrome children to code in Java and develop applications, and is marrying Chloe Green, daughter of billionaire Philip Green. Very touching story.

Jews are actually opressed and Israel is constantly facing threats from the world 1st superpower India.
 
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ok
 
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You nailed this even Jesus is cheering you from the cross.Good job.
 
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I only believe in Allah but thank you I guess.
Don't think about it mate, think about all the wonders we could witness once we get through the portals to this alternative reality.
 
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Don't think about it mate, think about all the wonders we could witness once we get through the portals to this alternative reality.

A couple months ago I was so depressed that I legit believed I could jump universe JFL. I tried the "2 cups method". When the cope is too strong.
 
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Caged at Yelppe
 
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I am in stitches this is gold. Bug eyed physicists. HAHAHAH. I wish the world could read this. I wish this could be a front page news article
 
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I am in stitches this is gold. Bug eyed physicists. HAHAHAH. I wish the world could read this. I wish this could be a front page news article

Hell yeah, I'd get all the monnies needed to looksmax. Glad you liked it bro.
 
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Hell yeah, I'd get all the monnies needed to looksmax. Glad you liked it bro.
So in this parallel universe incels get laid or only the soys?
 
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great thread
 
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So in this parallel universe incels get laid or only the soys?

Even in such a strange universe, soyboys are still soyboys and are completely worthless creatures simping for wahmen. Only the big brain incels get laid.
 
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Last bumo, going to bed
 
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Lefort -3
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Jeremy Keems, a 4'11 ex-child counselor and hobbyist programmer
J E R E M Y K E E M S
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holy fuck beautiful thread :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
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It’s hard to even imagine a world where India is a superpower. Like trying to imagine a snake walking on two legs.
 
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Caged ngl
 
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How do u know if ur in a parallel universe?
 
Do parallel universes even exist?

Why haven't we heard a case from someone in one
 
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Do parallel universes even exist?

Why haven't we heard a case from someone in one

There are a lot of videos about the subject on YT if you wanna check them about, I personally could never bring myself to watch them. Too long.
 
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