Reminder that these zoomer hairstyles boosts you up by 1-2 PSL

[Mewton]

Instantly makes you look younger and more prettyboy-ish


Over if you're not putting much effort into styling your hair
Over if you dont have diffuse thinning or any norwood shit and still not taking advantage of your hair


Hairstyle can affect the face appearance so much its crazy

Just dont have dogshit skin and deathtier deformities

 

[Deleted member 19174]

I’m not white

 

[Deleted member 4209]

I’m not white

no matter

its (the broccoli looking one) called the mulatto perm for reason.

i see loads of pakis with it in uk

 

[Deleted member 23115]

 

[Deleted member 19174]

no matter

its (the broccoli looking one) called the mulatto perm for reason.

i see loads of pakis with it in uk

I’m gonna get braids instead

 

[Deleted member 25938]

I’m not white

Doesn't matter, I'm rice and it works for me

 

[Pendejo]

These vids are so cringe.

 

[Mewton]

These vids are so cringe.

Ik just take what benefits you from it

 

[Pendejo]

Ik just take what benefits you from it

Nothing of that benefits me.

 

[;-;]

over for baldcels

 

[St.TikTokcel]

Instantly makes you look younger and more prettyboy-ish


Over if you're not putting much effort into styling your hair
Over if you dont have diffuse thinning or any norwood shit and still not taking advantage of your hair


Hairstyle can affect the face appearance so much its crazy

Just dont have dogshit skin and deathtier deformities

Still a narrow-faced philtrumcel.

 

[Deleted member 17531]

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[cytoplasm]

Should be banned

 

[Deleted member 4209]

I’m gonna get braids instead

that would b mogger look for light skin black if also have muscle

u shouldnt be incel unless u are giga unattractive tbh

 

[Deleted member 19174]

that would b mogger look for light skin black if also have muscle

u shouldnt be incel unless u are giga unattractive tbh

Yea I’m gonna get something like this once I grow my hair out more

I’m just a fatcel mulatto manlet tbh. Gotta put the fork down

 

[New Poster]

Wonder how long tiktok hair is going to be in. I feel like it's on it's way out already. It's already peaked. Soon it will be like the fade -- a style for tryhard nerds hoping to look like fuckbois.

 

[Mewton]

Wonder how long tiktok hair is going to be in. I feel like it's on it's way out already. It's already peaked. Soon it will be like the fade -- a style for tryhard nerds hoping to look like fuckbois.

I dont think it will
the way it adds appeal is by frauding hairline and goodskull shape and showing good hair density at the same time

 

[ascension]

I wouldn't want to look like these pussy bitchboys in a million years

 

[Mewton]

I wouldn't want to look like these pussy bitchboys in a million years

They are Jb appeal

 

[New Poster]

I dont think it will
the way it adds appeal is by frauding hairline and goodskull shape and showing good hair density at the same time

The fade did that too. You're shaving the sides to fraud top density and make skull look taller.

But that's a small part of what style is. Style is about social signaling. You're saying you're better than the normies -- more successful, more confident, more sexually active. Once the normies pick up on it, though, it's ruined.

 

[ascension]

They are Jb appeal

I know. But unfortunately I have too much testosterone to put on earrings and pout my lips like a bitchboy.

 

[NO FUTURE]

Wonder how long tiktok hair is going to be in. I feel like it's on it's way out already. It's already peaked. Soon it will be like the fade -- a style for tryhard nerds hoping to look like fuckbois.

Idk I was told that tiktok haircuts were the answer for the zoomer balding epidemic, so chuj wie what will be fashionable next

 

[lebronjames23]

@decadouche57 we should get these hair cuts to go along with our prettyboy fashion maxxing

 

[HarrierDuBois]

Yea I’m gonna get something like this once I grow my hair out more
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I’m just a fatcel mulatto manlet tbh. Gotta put the fork down

Except this how it gonna look on you.

@NFA PB

 

[cancercell]

fatcel

i can't understand how niggas lose themselves to food.

 

[Deleted member 19174]

i can't understand how niggas lose themselves to food.

Food taste good bro and my family is filled with fat people