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The only way to ascend is under the knife
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HOW TO TURN YOURSELF INTO A NUGGET.
this will follow severe retardation, don’t do this or your retarded too
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What you’ll need:
1. Willpower
2. a bonesaw
3. some fairly strong alcohol
4. two guilliotines
That’s about it i think i don’t remember
What to do:
With the alcohol of your choice (preferably vodka) slurp it back until the only thing you can see is the glint of the bone saw, your then going to want to start cutting around the top of your thighs maybe five inches down and just saw away until your leg comes off, repeat for the other leg, then whilst your screaming in pain your going to set both guilliotines up in a way that they’ll just turn your once useful arms into little nubs, also your gonna need a friend but get someone to just cauterise the wounds so you don’t die of sepsis, the blood loss will probably get you first anyway but you get the point, assuming your still alive after this somehow, your body’s probably not going to be in the best shape but you’ll have dropped a lot of weight, right? it’s so worth it, nuggets are very highly desired in this day and age, do yourself a favour, be a nugget, thank you and good night im about to pass out
this will follow severe retardation, don’t do this or your retarded too
—
What you’ll need:
1. Willpower
2. a bonesaw
3. some fairly strong alcohol
4. two guilliotines
That’s about it i think i don’t remember
What to do:
With the alcohol of your choice (preferably vodka) slurp it back until the only thing you can see is the glint of the bone saw, your then going to want to start cutting around the top of your thighs maybe five inches down and just saw away until your leg comes off, repeat for the other leg, then whilst your screaming in pain your going to set both guilliotines up in a way that they’ll just turn your once useful arms into little nubs, also your gonna need a friend but get someone to just cauterise the wounds so you don’t die of sepsis, the blood loss will probably get you first anyway but you get the point, assuming your still alive after this somehow, your body’s probably not going to be in the best shape but you’ll have dropped a lot of weight, right? it’s so worth it, nuggets are very highly desired in this day and age, do yourself a favour, be a nugget, thank you and good night im about to pass out
