Hagman
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This was about 2 years ago. I just got into math class and there was just a cookbook lying on my desk, my friend who sat right in front of me said something along the lines of "Pass the book over to (that girl's) desk because she's a woman!!!! lol!!!!" So I do so, and reiterate the joke like one time. We'll call the foid Jenny. Jenny has this "friend" that we'll call Forrest. Forrest is a popular redneck retarded guy, who participated in several extracurricular redneck school activities. Anyways, after I pass the book over to Jenny's desk and repeat the joke ONE time not even to Forrest or Jenny. This fucking retard picks the book up and chucks it at my head (his aim sucked ass and it only grazed my cheek), so I look over and he's just staring at me like a fucking arrogant CUNT. After this, the teacher pulls us both out of class and asks him why he did what he did. This fucking retard says "I didn't like what he said about Jenny." DUDE IT ISN'T THAT FUCKING DEEP YOU RETARD. My math class that year was split up by lunch time, so right after this happened I went to lunch. I was sitting alone at lunch, when the assistant principal walks up to me and starts giving me a bunch of shit about how, "You have to be more considerate with your words" and "You have to be more positive." Even though, I literally repeated a joke ONE TIME that my friend made TO THAT SAME FRIEND. The worst part about all of this is that the retarded chad, Forrest, got a slap on the wrist for assaulting me. All that happened to him was that he got suspended from his retard extracurricular activities for a week. The WORST WORST part about all of this, is that hours after all of this happened, and I'm relaxing at home, the fucking POLICE show up to my house. They tell me a bunch of shit about how a student heard me make a shooting threat after the incident. Even though I literally never fucking did. I obviously get scared shitless because they tell me that if I did make a threat, I'd have to go to court over this. Then, they just fucking LEAVE, and call my mom like the next day saying, "Oh we checked the security footage and he didn't say anything." WHY DIDN'T YOU CHECK THE FUCKING FOOTAGE BEFORE COMING TO MY DOORSTEP AND SCARING MY SHITLESS YOU FUCKING RETARD? I'll be honest though I did say I was gonna stab a bunch of people to death after the book was thrown at me but we don't talk about that.
