Reviewing all skin care products from tiktok (skin care review) | Did I Ascend?

[pandamonium]

1. Kojic acid
Copic acid. Just burns the fuck out of my skin. No real benefits made my skin glow for like 3 hours probably cause it burned off the top layer straight off

No long term benefits

2. Vitamin c
Cope c. Now its better than kojic acid but only cause it atleast stimulates collagen production which is a good long term benefit

Other than that it doesnt rlly do anything besides give u a subtle glow for a little

3. Snail mucus or whatever that shit is

Looks kinda like precum
Doesnt do shit jfl. The fuck is even supposed to happen

4. Hylauronic acid
Good for moisturizing i guess

5. Retinol
Its cool i tuess nothing crazy

6. Spin brush
Supposed to go deep into ur pores for cleaning
Obviously i cant use infared to see my damn pores or whatever the fuck so idk

Didnt notice shit different though

7. Collagen moisturizer
Doesnt do shit jfl no change in collagen levels

8. Azelaic acid
Brighthens skin so thats cool. Nothing crazy or long term tho

9. Benzoyl peroxide
Causes burning when i use it multiple times in a week

Other than that i guess its supposed to kill acne

I dont rlly have acne so idk why the fuck i even bought it

All i did was trigger my skin to burn so i unironically gave myself acne with a product for removing acne

Cool i guess tho

10. Cerave face wash
Just a average face wash nothing new happened.

Just use any face wash jfl ngas act like this shit is holy grail or sumn

11. Sugar face scrub
Dont fucking use this shit it will trigger ur skin to be red. Only problem is i am black so i turned like purplish gray i looked kinda like the shark nga from the akatsuki on a bad day

12. Sperm
Desperate times called for desperate measures my nigga. Now i didnt just smear some fucking cum on my face. I fell into the hype and just did a little dab on the same spot every day after gooning.

Nothing happened

But it was my own cum so no gay shit


13.hydroquinone
Put it around my eyes daily i think it was 4% nothing rlly happened for like weeks until like my eyes got lighter then the rest of my face

After like a week of not using tho it went back to normal

Not rlly worth it tbh

14. Oral msm + vitamin c + gluthatione pill
Bought some shit off of amazon. Ik not rlly tiktok but it was promoted on there

Didnt do shit jfl

I thohght it could give me a10s also. My eyes mightve gotten like half a shade lighter

Went from poop brown to slightly less poop brown

Skin didnt change at all jfl

Btw i even took the potent ones.
Had like 4000 grams per pill + highly absorbent and even then took like 4 of these pills a day

Rest assured this shit wont work

15. Sunscreen
I kinda looked like i was doing whiteface at a reverse minstrel show or some shit cause of the white cast.

Dont just get any sunscreen if ur skin isnt white

Your going to either need to use one of those spray alcohol sunscreens
Which will end up burnjng ur face

Or use a quality sunscreen that doesnt leave white cast

This is great one

And one bottle lasts for like 4 months



Imma buy more shit and maybe make future threads

16. Niacinamide

I specifically bought the one from anua (the red one)
Works like every other fucking niacinamide

It makes ur skin glow a bit but wont give u the skin like the models jfl they are obviously wearing makeup


17. Salicylic acid
Pretty good my skin looked clear after and removed all the rough texture. Expensive af tho

 

[david6002]

1. Kojic acid
Copic acid. Just burns the fuck out of my skin. No real benefits made my skin glow for like 3 hours probably cause it burned off the top layer straight off

No long term benefits

2. Vitamin c
Cope c. Now its better than kojic acid but only cause it atleast stimulates collagen production which is a good long term benefit

Other than that it doesnt rlly do anything besides give u a subtle glow for a little

3. Snail mucus or whatever that shit is

Looks kinda like precum
Doesnt do shit jfl. The fuck is even supposed to happen

4. Hylauronic acid
Good for moisturizing i guess

5. Retinol
Its cool i tuess nothing crazy

6. Spin brush
Supposed to go deep into ur pores for cleaning
Obviously i cant use infared to see my damn pores or whatever the fuck so idk

Didnt notice shit different though

7. Collagen moisturizer
Doesnt do shit jfl no change in collagen levels

8. Azelaic acid
Brighthens skin so thats cool. Nothing crazy or long term tho

9. Benzoyl peroxide
Causes burning when i use it multiple times in a week

Other than that i guess its supposed to kill acne

I dont rlly have acne so idk why the fuck i even bought it

All i did was trigger my skin to burn so i unironically gave myself acne with a product for removing acne

Cool i guess tho

10. Cerave face wash
Just a average face wash nothing new happened.

Just use any face wash jfl ngas act like this shit is holy grail or sumn

11. Sugar face scrub
Dont fucking use this shit it will trigger ur skin to be red. Only problem is i am black so i turned like gray i looked kinda like the shark nga from the akatsuki on a bad day

12. Sperm
Desperate times called for desperate measures my nigga. Now i didnt just smear some fucking cum on my face. I fell into the hype and just did a little dab on the same spot every day after gooning.

Nothing happened

But it was my own cum so no gay shit


13.hydroquinone
Put it around my eyes daily i think it was 4% nothing rlly happened for like weeks until like my eyes got lighter then the rest of my face

After like a week of not using tho it went back to normal

Not rlly worth it tbh

14. Oral msm + vitamin c + gluthatione pill
Bought some shit off of amazon. Ik not rlly tiktok but it was promoted on there

Didnt do shit jfl

I thohght it could give me a10s also. My eyes mightve gotten like half a shade lighter

Went from poop brown to slightly less poop brown

Skin didnt change at all jfl

Btw i even took the potent ones.
Had like 4000 grams per pill + highly absorbent and even then took like 4 of these pills a day

Rest assured this shit wont work

15. Sunscreen
I kinda looked like i was doing whiteface at a reverse minstrel show or some shit cause of the white cast.

Dont just get any sunscreen if ur skin isnt white

Your going to either need to use one of those spray alcohol sunscreens
Which will end up burnjng ur face

Or use a quality sunscreen that doesnt leave white cast
View attachment 3718487


This is great one

And one bottle lasts for like 4 months



Imma buy more shit and maybe make future threads

16. Niacinamide

I specifically bought the one from anua (the red one)
Works like every other fucking niacinamide

It makes ur skin glow a bit but wont give u the skin like the models jfl they are obviously wearing makeup


17. Salicylic acid
Pretty good my skin looked clear after and removed all the rough texture. Expensive af tho

capitalism skincare industry consumer final boss
bcs of u and ppl like u those niggas are getting richer and richer
stop putting shit on ur face nigga

 

[slush]

Desperate times called for desperate measures my nigga. Now i didnt just smear some fucking cum on my face. I fell into the hype and just did a little dab on the same spot every day after gooning.

 

[slush]

1. Kojic acid
Copic acid. Just burns the fuck out of my skin. No real benefits made my skin glow for like 3 hours probably cause it burned off the top layer straight off

No long term benefits

2. Vitamin c
Cope c. Now its better than kojic acid but only cause it atleast stimulates collagen production which is a good long term benefit

Other than that it doesnt rlly do anything besides give u a subtle glow for a little

3. Snail mucus or whatever that shit is

Looks kinda like precum
Doesnt do shit jfl. The fuck is even supposed to happen

4. Hylauronic acid
Good for moisturizing i guess

5. Retinol
Its cool i tuess nothing crazy

6. Spin brush
Supposed to go deep into ur pores for cleaning
Obviously i cant use infared to see my damn pores or whatever the fuck so idk

Didnt notice shit different though

7. Collagen moisturizer
Doesnt do shit jfl no change in collagen levels

8. Azelaic acid
Brighthens skin so thats cool. Nothing crazy or long term tho

9. Benzoyl peroxide
Causes burning when i use it multiple times in a week

Other than that i guess its supposed to kill acne

I dont rlly have acne so idk why the fuck i even bought it

All i did was trigger my skin to burn so i unironically gave myself acne with a product for removing acne

Cool i guess tho

10. Cerave face wash
Just a average face wash nothing new happened.

Just use any face wash jfl ngas act like this shit is holy grail or sumn

11. Sugar face scrub
Dont fucking use this shit it will trigger ur skin to be red. Only problem is i am black so i turned like purplish gray i looked kinda like the shark nga from the akatsuki on a bad day

12. Sperm
Desperate times called for desperate measures my nigga. Now i didnt just smear some fucking cum on my face. I fell into the hype and just did a little dab on the same spot every day after gooning.

Nothing happened

But it was my own cum so no gay shit


13.hydroquinone
Put it around my eyes daily i think it was 4% nothing rlly happened for like weeks until like my eyes got lighter then the rest of my face

After like a week of not using tho it went back to normal

Not rlly worth it tbh

14. Oral msm + vitamin c + gluthatione pill
Bought some shit off of amazon. Ik not rlly tiktok but it was promoted on there

Didnt do shit jfl

I thohght it could give me a10s also. My eyes mightve gotten like half a shade lighter

Went from poop brown to slightly less poop brown

Skin didnt change at all jfl

Btw i even took the potent ones.
Had like 4000 grams per pill + highly absorbent and even then took like 4 of these pills a day

Rest assured this shit wont work

15. Sunscreen
I kinda looked like i was doing whiteface at a reverse minstrel show or some shit cause of the white cast.

Dont just get any sunscreen if ur skin isnt white

Your going to either need to use one of those spray alcohol sunscreens
Which will end up burnjng ur face

Or use a quality sunscreen that doesnt leave white cast
View attachment 3718487


This is great one

And one bottle lasts for like 4 months



Imma buy more shit and maybe make future threads

16. Niacinamide

I specifically bought the one from anua (the red one)
Works like every other fucking niacinamide

It makes ur skin glow a bit but wont give u the skin like the models jfl they are obviously wearing makeup


17. Salicylic acid
Pretty good my skin looked clear after and removed all the rough texture. Expensive af tho

I'm on Salicylic acid,

u think azelaic acid,Vit c, and overdosing on vitamin c supps, and also consuming NAC will brighten my skin

 

[Napoleon1800]

1. Kojic acid
Copic acid. Just burns the fuck out of my skin. No real benefits made my skin glow for like 3 hours probably cause it burned off the top layer straight off

No long term benefits

2. Vitamin c
Cope c. Now its better than kojic acid but only cause it atleast stimulates collagen production which is a good long term benefit

Other than that it doesnt rlly do anything besides give u a subtle glow for a little

3. Snail mucus or whatever that shit is

Looks kinda like precum
Doesnt do shit jfl. The fuck is even supposed to happen

4. Hylauronic acid
Good for moisturizing i guess

5. Retinol
Its cool i tuess nothing crazy

6. Spin brush
Supposed to go deep into ur pores for cleaning
Obviously i cant use infared to see my damn pores or whatever the fuck so idk

Didnt notice shit different though

7. Collagen moisturizer
Doesnt do shit jfl no change in collagen levels

8. Azelaic acid
Brighthens skin so thats cool. Nothing crazy or long term tho

9. Benzoyl peroxide
Causes burning when i use it multiple times in a week

Other than that i guess its supposed to kill acne

I dont rlly have acne so idk why the fuck i even bought it

All i did was trigger my skin to burn so i unironically gave myself acne with a product for removing acne

Cool i guess tho

10. Cerave face wash
Just a average face wash nothing new happened.

Just use any face wash jfl ngas act like this shit is holy grail or sumn

11. Sugar face scrub
Dont fucking use this shit it will trigger ur skin to be red. Only problem is i am black so i turned like purplish gray i looked kinda like the shark nga from the akatsuki on a bad day

12. Sperm
Desperate times called for desperate measures my nigga. Now i didnt just smear some fucking cum on my face. I fell into the hype and just did a little dab on the same spot every day after gooning.

Nothing happened

But it was my own cum so no gay shit


13.hydroquinone
Put it around my eyes daily i think it was 4% nothing rlly happened for like weeks until like my eyes got lighter then the rest of my face

After like a week of not using tho it went back to normal

Not rlly worth it tbh

14. Oral msm + vitamin c + gluthatione pill
Bought some shit off of amazon. Ik not rlly tiktok but it was promoted on there

Didnt do shit jfl

I thohght it could give me a10s also. My eyes mightve gotten like half a shade lighter

Went from poop brown to slightly less poop brown

Skin didnt change at all jfl

Btw i even took the potent ones.
Had like 4000 grams per pill + highly absorbent and even then took like 4 of these pills a day

Rest assured this shit wont work

15. Sunscreen
I kinda looked like i was doing whiteface at a reverse minstrel show or some shit cause of the white cast.

Dont just get any sunscreen if ur skin isnt white

Your going to either need to use one of those spray alcohol sunscreens
Which will end up burnjng ur face

Or use a quality sunscreen that doesnt leave white cast
View attachment 3718487


This is great one

And one bottle lasts for like 4 months



Imma buy more shit and maybe make future threads

16. Niacinamide

I specifically bought the one from anua (the red one)
Works like every other fucking niacinamide

It makes ur skin glow a bit but wont give u the skin like the models jfl they are obviously wearing makeup


17. Salicylic acid
Pretty good my skin looked clear after and removed all the rough texture. Expensive af tho

So ur saying basically there’s nothings u can do to get glowing smooth skin and good undertones

To be fair u r black so it is harder for u

 

[pscel]

Only thing that works for me is tazarotene all that other bs is cope and a waste of money tbh

 

[pandamonium]

I'm on Salicylic acid,

u think azelaic acid,Vit c, and overdosing on vitamin c supps, and also consuming NAC will brighten my skin

Probably but consuming nac and suppluments wont do shit just get the azelaic acid

 

[pandamonium]

So ur saying basically there’s nothings u can do to get glowing smooth skin and good undertones

To be fair u r black so it is harder for u

U can but it will be temporary

 

[slush]

Probably but consuming nac and suppluments wont do shit just get the azelaic acid

ok, I lowk think I experienced a bit lightening on Salicylic acid itself

might be placebo tho

 

[jockidc120610]

capitalism skincare industry consumer final boss
bcs of u and ppl like u those niggas are getting richer and richer
stop putting shit on ur face nigga

niggas fr be doing anything BUT fix their actual health