Rewatched Adventure Time (It was mostly for the lich as I swear there was a story. PS There was not, it was all DEI slop. DNR LONG POST)

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I had gotten rather bored at some point and I wished to watch a show. A machine convinced me to watch that "Fiona and Cake" Adventure time spin off as it was adult oriented this time. This show and it's writers should be put into an incinerator and be burnt till nothing but ashes remain. I have completely forgot how homo the original story was as I only remember the good parts of it when I was a child.

They made a lot of the characters sodomites and they completely destroyed one single saving aspect of the entire show that was well done and I think by accident it was well done but that is besides the point.

There is one character which I thought was well done and god near impossible to mess up the sheer simple nature of his character. The Lich. The writers had a Flood halo tier threat in their show for kids and managed to write him alright the first few times. Of course the writers were too busy writing their self insert mary sue homosexual stories with the pink woman and the vampire carpet muncher which left the most important aspect of the show unattended. The actual push to a future plot, stakes and an actual threat that can make the viewer feel something.

The Lich had a lot of potential. It is a way you can make things for both adults and children, why not write something that a father can watch with his younger son without wanting to hang himself out of boredom. That truly shows a writers understanding the duality between a mature and younger viewership without treating the child like an idiot. After all, if you make everything child like for the developing mind, they will never mature fully and completely as they are supposed too. Yet back to the point, I was watching Fiona and Cake. I was considering countless ways of burning my pc or just doing some form of harm due to the show as the boredom and DEI reddit writing made me ache with extreme suffering. Right until Simeon finds the Lich in another reality where the Lich managed to kill all life as he intended too.

Of course, that was bound to happen as he did wish for it from Prismo and was split across different universes. Yet what did the Lich do? Nothing. He was too depressed as he did not get validation from the god he was killing all life for. I am serious. This is absurd, I would not have been as upset if they had hinted at him actually feeling some level remorse; not to his victims but to himself knowing that his journey of never ending death is pointless and worthless even in the eyes of the god he worships (Golb, garbage reddit trash tier name).

He ended up having a meltdown over why he is not getting attention from his god to his god and ends up being turned into a cube. I am serious once more. Imagine the flood from Halo turning depressed after they managed to infect the whole galaxy. I genuinely hate redditors, homosexuals, trans people and all kinds of these fruity neurotic freaks who have to push each of their own illments into writing thinking it has character. I know very well that the Lich is a self insert for some fat whale with blue hair who is a brave xim/xir that knows everything it does is worthless. So they destroy a perfectly good character. Not like the original was any better, he turns into a big baby.

Keep in mind the fact that not a single time he had made it clear he is a servant to golb, not a single time where he was shown regretting or second guessing what he is doing. The only real hint we have at this, was when he had that one qoute in Gold Star where he said he was a Servant Of Golb. That is all the development we had before he turned into a shrink patient.

Imagine if AM from I have no mouth and I must scream was written like that? Harlon Ellison would be out of his job on day one. If God is out there. Please make AI more advanced so it can replace the jobs of these worthless people.
 
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I had gotten rather bored at some point and I wished to watch a show. A machine convinced me to watch that "Fiona and Cake" Adventure time spin off as it was adult oriented this time. This show and it's writers should be put into an incinerator and be burnt till nothing but ashes remain. I have completely forgot how homo the original story was as I only remember the good parts of it when I was a child.

They made a lot of the characters sodomites and they completely destroyed one single saving aspect of the entire show that was well done and I think by accident it was well done but that is besides the point.

There is one character which I thought was well done and god near impossible to mess up the sheer simple nature of his character. The Lich. The writers had a Flood halo tier threat in their show for kids and managed to write him alright the first few times. Of course the writers were too busy writing their self insert mary sue homosexual stories with the pink woman and the vampire carpet muncher which left the most important aspect of the show unattended. The actual push to a future plot, stakes and an actual threat that can make the viewer feel something.

The Lich had a lot of potential. It is a way you can make things for both adults and children, why not write something that a father can watch with his younger son without wanting to hang himself out of boredom. That truly shows a writers understanding the duality between a mature and younger viewership without treating the child like an idiot. After all, if you make everything child like for the developing mind, they will never mature fully and completely as they are supposed too. Yet back to the point, I was watching Fiona and Cake. I was considering countless ways of burning my pc or just doing some form of harm due to the show as the boredom and DEI reddit writing made me ache with extreme suffering. Right until Simeon finds the Lich in another reality where the Lich managed to kill all life as he intended too.

Of course, that was bound to happen as he did wish for it from Prismo and was split across different universes. Yet what did the Lich do? Nothing. He was too depressed as he did not get validation from the god he was killing all life for. I am serious. This is absurd, I would not have been as upset if they had hinted at him actually feeling some level remorse; not to his victims but to himself knowing that his journey of never ending death is pointless and worthless even in the eyes of the god he worships (Golb, garbage reddit trash tier name).

He ended up having a meltdown over why he is not getting attention from his god to his god and ends up being turned into a cube. I am serious once more. Imagine the flood from Halo turning depressed after they managed to infect the whole galaxy. I genuinely hate redditors, homosexuals, trans people and all kinds of these fruity neurotic freaks who have to push each of their own illments into writing thinking it has character. I know very well that the Lich is a self insert for some fat whale with blue hair who is a brave xim/xir that knows everything it does is worthless. So they destroy a perfectly good character. Not like the original was any better, he turns into a big baby.

Imagine if AM from I have no mouth and I must scream was written like that? Harlon Ellison would be out of his job on day one. If God is out there. Please make AI more advanced so it can replace the jobs of these worthless people.
Good read, tag me in next thread if possible your an insteresting user.
 
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Never watched the gender-swap spinoff but the original was pretty good as I remember
 
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AI will be writing in approximately the same style as these writers, so the production of the slop will be accelerated, but the quality will remain the same due to censorship
 
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Never watched the gender-swap spinoff but the original was pretty good as I remember
Just as bad. There was a lot of gay characters. There was an episode as well which had people on an island living in VR simulations and the story on the episode ended with the idea that it is normal for them, so we should not wake up the people from their dream. Genuine WEF writing.
 
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I hate series like this with a good cast of characters but no real story or lore
 
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grown niggga yapping over some shitty cartoon
Are u serious rn bro
 
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And they say and they say and they say and they say and they say chivalry is dead
Someone gets it. Yes I do agree, if they were good at writing. They could have done it like RVB rooster teeth. Something serious at times whilst juggling something softer too depending on the viewer age. Yet they had made this for an adult fanbase. I felt like my brain was being melted.
 
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Someone gets it. Yes I do agree, if they were good at writing. They could have done it like RVB rooster teeth. Something serious at times whilst juggling something softer too depending on the viewer age. Yet they had made this for an adult fanbase. I felt like my brain was being melted.
Overwatch has so much lore but no lore and icl i wanna rope more because of that then my looks:feelswhy::feelswhy:
 
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Overwatch has so much lore but no lore and icl i wanna rope more because of that then my looks:feelswhy::feelswhy:
I agree. Yet even Overwatch got the worst DEI treatment. As you see, the Jew hired devs that are complete failures who thought 5v5 was a good choice and that turning fist into a tank was another one of those choices they made.

Fun fact, before Kiri was released; one of the devs had a tattoo of her and one of the art designers have a neck tattoo, look like a race mixed alien, no gender and has a nose ring. Mmm I wonder which boring DPS with the most horrid Reddit backstory could that be.
 
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I agree. Yet even Overwatch got the worst DEI treatment. As you see, the Jew hired devs that are complete failures who thought 5v5 was a good choice and that turning fist into a tank was another one of those choices they made.

Fun fact, before Kiri was released; one of the devs had a tattoo of her and one of the art designers have a neck tattoo, look like a race mixed alien, no gender and has a nose ring. Mmm I wonder which boring DPS with the most horrid Reddit backstory could that be.
hot take: 5v5 and tankfist was a good thing

but yea, truly a dog shit game direction, would love smth like arcane for overwatch:feelswhy:
and about characters, i miss when they did fun and original characters, only ones from ow2 are like ram and queen
 
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hot take: 5v5 and tankfist was a good thing

but yea, truly a dog shit game direction, would love smth like arcane for overwatch:feelswhy:
and about characters, i miss when they did fun and original characters, only ones from ow2 are like ram and queen
They should have made 5v5 a side mode, not the replacement. God I hate the devs.
 
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