Ridiculous story from back when I was in HS (TLDR included)

[Peachy]

We had a kid at our high school who was a total loner. He wore combat boots and a brown trench coat regularly. Every single lunch period he would just sit on the floor next to a vending machine and eating his lunch quietly. If someone shot up our school, he would probably be the first person everyone would suspect (I probably was the second or third lol).

His mom worked as a math teacher and people really liked her. Mostly no one knew that he was her son.

Suddenly one day, a snapchat video spreads around school like the plague. The video goes like this. The guy who recorded it is walking through the hallway after classes ended and most kids left the building. He suddenly turns into a classroom and on the floor that trench coat guy lies completely flat with the school-issued laptop watching porn and stroking his dick.

The guy who recorded the video got charged with distributing CP or sum shiet, and the trench coat guy got suspended for 10 days and indirectly publicly humiliated his mother. By the way, he jacked off in her fucking classroom jfl.


TL;DR: Kid from school jacks off in an empty classroom, someone records it, and the guy who recorded it got charged with distributing CP, so you might as well read the whole thing.

 

[Butthurt Dweller]

combat boots and trenchcoat is based

 

[Peachy]

One of my Russian friends told me a similar story.

They had this acne-ridden incel who was a tryhard and had the best grades in school. Because it's Russia, kids are using VK as their main social media. This kid goes on the social media and uses an app that's basically Chatroulette. He goes there looking for girls because he's an incel of course.

One day, just like in my case, a video goes viral across the whole fucking city (he lived in a closed small town). It is the recording of that guy on that Chatroulette analogue app. The guy who recorded it pretended to be a girl and made him take his pants off and stroke his dick. Because he was using that app through his social media, the guy who fooled him was able to send the video to everyone who was friends with that incel kid. At least he had a decent sized dick, but still that nigga got humiliated af.

 

[OldRooster]

good story

 

[GenericChad1444]

not a single word was read

 

[Peachy]

not a single word was read

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[GenericChad1444]

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