Robert pattinsons batman

[Esteban1997]

Is the worst shit ever hes skinny he contradicts what Batman really is I don't know how people liked this movie jfl

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

He gymmaxxed for like 3 weeks shit was embarrassing

And he got so much sympathy for it too as if he made some sort of statement

Batman is a once in a lifetime opportunity and he didn't even bulk up

 

[HarrierDuBois]

He got the physique that a guy that fights people all night long would have. Also the movie is fantastic.

 

[EdouardManlet]

Is the worst shit ever hes skinny he contradicts what Batman really is I don't know how people liked this movie jfl

pretty average story wise, but the looksmaxxer in me was mirin the fact that his jaw is so impressive they didn't bother with a lower half on his cowl

unlike bale

 

[HarrierDuBois]

pretty average story wise

Insane atmosphere though.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

pretty average story wise, but the looksmaxxer in me was mirin the fact that his jaw is so impressive they didn't bother with a lower half on his cowl

unlike bale

His jaw is god tier tbh. Halos his entire face. Takes him from a recessed cumskin brit to a gigachad vampire.

 

[HarrierDuBois]

His jaw is god tier tbh. Halos his entire face. Takes him from a recessed cumskin brit to a gigachad vampire.

 

[Esteban1997]

pretty average story wise, but the looksmaxxer in me was mirin the fact that his jaw is so impressive they didn't bother with a lower half on his cowl

unlike bale

I liked bales Batman alot and Ben afflecks batman

 

[Jason Voorhees]

He has a great jaw but 99% of pics he is jutting his jaw like a retard his mouth area looks retarded because of it

 

[Deleted member 33514]

He perfectly captures what it means to be Batman. He started off doing things for “vengeance” and making things worse for the city but by the end of it he realises he needs to become a symbol of hope and not vengeance for the people of Gotham. Anyone who’s read a comic knows the film is pretty accurate in its representation of early Batman.

 

[Deleted member 20399]

he was a helluva a lot bigger than you son

 

[AlexBrown84]

christian bale is best batman

 

[Jason Voorhees]

christian bale is best batman

Tyson Ballou im his prime should have played that role. Literally the perfect fit @DelonLover1999 @BrahminBoss @Chadeep

 

[Esteban1997]

he was a helluva a lot bigger than you son

Are You sure?

 

[Dr. Bludy]

Are You sure?

Fatass hamster from the sewers of tijuana

 

[Esteban1997]

Fatass hamster from the sewers of tijuana

You try to hard to cope its not Even funny bro

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Are You sure?

damn bro i didnt know you handed in your natty card

 

[Esteban1997]

damn bro i didnt know you handed in your natty card

Ive always been Natty the steroids thread was a joke

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Ive always been Natty the steroids thread was a joke

no way, your physique is impossible to achieve naturally even with top 1% genetics

 

[HitAndRun]

Even Michael Keaton Iain Glen and Adam West were better ngl

 

[Gonthar]

Best Batman right here:

 

[gribsufer1]

bales

pretty average story wise, but the looksmaxxer in me was mirin the fact that his jaw is so impressive they didn't bother with a lower half on his cowl

unlike bale

cowl looks way better

 

[gribsufer1]

Insane atmosphere though.

yeah and the aesthetics are amazing and i rrallt loke how it focuses in on just one part of batman

 

[HarrierDuBois]

yeah and the aesthetics are amazing and i rrallt loke how it focuses in on just one part of batman

I liked how it went down the dark grimy detective route for Batman where he uses his brains to solve crime instead of being some goofy cartoon superhero that fights aliens with Superman.

 

[gribsufer1]

His jaw is god tier tbh. Halos his entire face. Takes him from a recessed cumskin brit to a gigachad vampire.

his best feature is eyes it looked insane in tbe binoculars scene

 

[gribsufer1]

I liked how it went down the dark grimy detective route for Batman where he uses his brains to solve crime instead of being some goofy cartoon superhero that fights aliens with Superman.

i dont like either of those routes tbh the dark knight trilogy is the best where he takes justice into his own hands because the city is unable to get rid of crime and he becomes a symbol of hope because of how all it took is an excellent fighter with a bulletproof wingsuit to start making change happen

 

[Mighty17like]

Tyson Ballou im his prime should have played that role. Literally the perfect fit @DelonLover1999 @BrahminBoss @Chadeep

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Looks more like Dick Grayson nightwing tbh

 

[wowamat]

Everyone says he did alright so i guess. Imo looks lame for the role like he got fetal alcohol syndrome eyes nose mouth, should stick to jbmaxed vampire teen movies but can't even do that now

buddy definitely drank too much in his prime bulldozing his midface skin thickness or something

Idk what these dudes doing maybe fat dht alcohol but they fell for the same meme

 

[WeiWei]

Fuck Pattinson

 

[DelonLover1999]

Tyson Ballou im his prime should have played that role. Literally the perfect fit @DelonLover1999 @BrahminBoss @Chadeep

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except he probably can’t act, unfortunately

 

[Kamui]

He gymmaxxed for like 3 weeks shit was embarrassing

And he got so much sympathy for it too as if he made some sort of statement

Batman is a once in a lifetime opportunity and he didn't even bulk up

He got the physique that a guy that fights people all night long would have. Also the movie is fantastic.

Batman should be large and intimidating, having a skinny Batman kind of removes the purpose of him being viewed as this dark supernatural force to criminals, Batfleck had the most accurate physique for him tbh

pretty average story wise, but the looksmaxxer in me was mirin the fact that his jaw is so impressive they didn't bother with a lower half on his cowl

unlike bale

Bruce Wayne canonically has a very strong jawline so it’s pretty accurate

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Batman should be large and intimidating, having a skinny Batman kind of removes the purpose of him being viewed as this dark supernatural force to criminals, Batfleck had the most accurate physique for him tbh
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Bruce Wayne canonically has a very strong jawline so it’s pretty accurate

He canonically can bench press an entire ton as well

 

[Kamui]

He canonically can bench press an entire ton as well

Batman is canonically a gymcel, also he’s natty

 

[NordicLeonhard]

His face makes up for it imo