GigaMogger
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I've received many requests for this guide, at first I was reluctant to release such esoteric information onto public record
But this is the blackpill, so it's best everyone knows the truth - even if it hurts for some of the subrodeblurrians here
First things first:
FORGET frame, height, dick size, hand size and all that utter COPE
It's ALL about the face (say it louder for the people at the back!)
Let's be clear, the larger your frame is, the further you are from your goal - look up the pro-ana forum if you need any more advice in this area, JFL if you aren't bordering on anorexia tbh
Also if you're over 5'3, GTFO IT'S OVER for you
Now onto the good stuff:
You need to do everything in your power to get a rodeblurrian IPD, just like the ancient androgynous God/dess Rodetep, the one who forged the Nile at both ends with a tear from each eye, such is the power of a continental IPD
Pray to Rodetep for guidance, drink the elixir of the Egyptian Blue Lotus of Creation to help you connect with your eternal master
Next, you must speak to the master himself to request admission into the illuminati, as he is the Pupil of the Eye of Horus, if he approves, one of his many underlings will kidnap you and take you into the initiation chamber at 3:33am
There isn't a man (or woman) of repute on this planet who doesn't answer to Rodeblur so don't think you can just skip this step petty acolyte!
Oh? Don't believe me? Explain this:
It's time to join the winning team - it's time to RODEBLURMAXX
@TITUS @Inclined @Papabakvet @xdxdxnice1 @malignant @sytyl @alligatordude @TheCopefulCurry @Ocelot @Marsiere214 @TubOfLard @hairyballscel @christmasnight @Thongmaster @personalityinkwell @spiderchad @Lev Peshkov @Britishlooksmaxxer @SubhumanCurrycel @Mohamad @MentalistKebab @Daw @Julius @EdwardCullen @mods you know what to do, best of the best IMMEDIATELY
But this is the blackpill, so it's best everyone knows the truth - even if it hurts for some of the subrodeblurrians here
First things first:
FORGET frame, height, dick size, hand size and all that utter COPE
It's ALL about the face (say it louder for the people at the back!)
Let's be clear, the larger your frame is, the further you are from your goal - look up the pro-ana forum if you need any more advice in this area, JFL if you aren't bordering on anorexia tbh
Also if you're over 5'3, GTFO IT'S OVER for you
Now onto the good stuff:
You need to do everything in your power to get a rodeblurrian IPD, just like the ancient androgynous God/dess Rodetep, the one who forged the Nile at both ends with a tear from each eye, such is the power of a continental IPD
Pray to Rodetep for guidance, drink the elixir of the Egyptian Blue Lotus of Creation to help you connect with your eternal master
Next, you must speak to the master himself to request admission into the illuminati, as he is the Pupil of the Eye of Horus, if he approves, one of his many underlings will kidnap you and take you into the initiation chamber at 3:33am
There isn't a man (or woman) of repute on this planet who doesn't answer to Rodeblur so don't think you can just skip this step petty acolyte!
Oh? Don't believe me? Explain this:
It's time to join the winning team - it's time to RODEBLURMAXX
@TITUS @Inclined @Papabakvet @xdxdxnice1 @malignant @sytyl @alligatordude @TheCopefulCurry @Ocelot @Marsiere214 @TubOfLard @hairyballscel @christmasnight @Thongmaster @personalityinkwell @spiderchad @Lev Peshkov @Britishlooksmaxxer @SubhumanCurrycel @Mohamad @MentalistKebab @Daw @Julius @EdwardCullen @mods you know what to do, best of the best IMMEDIATELY
