Russia threatens to annihilate the USA with a slew of nuclear missiles this week!

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Oh nooooooooooo


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Honestly nuclear war doesn't seem too bad

Instant death and chance to reincarnation-maxx in Gandy heaven
 
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Dear Putin,

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Come on, Putin! Don't chicken out. If you don't launch those missiles, the entire population of the Earth will always see Russia as a bunch of loudmouth pussies. Don't do that to your people. It's not fair.
 
i would love world war 3. anything better than the gynocentric world we live in rn
 
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i would love world war 3. anything better than the gynocentric world we live in rn
Ah, yes, we can dream. Unfortunately, everything is stagged. Hopefully, China will believe it. Fingers crossed, the CCP remains clueless about what's going down for their entire nation. China should never have made enemies so close.
 
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Just as I'm about to ascend with my last line of surgeries smh.. fUUCK
 
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You are an odd user, i do not know what to think of you
 
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Just as I'm about to ascend with my last line of surgeries smh.. fUUCK
It's over. Putin's sending his Satan-2 missiles. He also has The Devil nuke, The End of Days warheads as well as The Abyss, Angry Lucifer, Demon Fire Blitz, Gates of Hell Cluster Destroyers, Armageddon Tidal Wave, Angel of War EMP+Nuclear Mist, Here Comes Hell, Now You Die--although that last missile the generals disagreed with the name and insisted it to be called, Death 2.0 Hurricane.
 
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It's over. Putin's sending his Satan-2 missiles. He also has The Devil nuke, The End of Days warheads as well as The Abyss, Angry Lucifer, Demon Fire Blitz, Gates of Hell Cluster Destroyers, Armageddon Tidal Wave, Angel of War EMP+Nuclear Mist, Here Comes Hell, Now You Die--although that last missile the generals disagreed with the name and insisted it to be called, Death 2.0 Hurricane.
Hopefully it will land on Jordan Barrett's zygos and deflect them back to Putin's hometown
 
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Honestly nuclear war doesn't seem too bad

Instant death and chance to reincarnation-maxx in Gandy heaven
reincarnation doesn't make any sense
 
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reincarnation doesn't make any sense
Depends on your Afterlife Plan. If that was decided, sure, you'll be reincarnated but not on Earth. In another galaxy, of course, duh!

Right after you die, you're given one last thing to do. You can't resurrect. But you can time travel, visit someone as an animal, or temporarily take possession of a vessel under contract or heavily intoxicated. You can not mention who you are, though. Trust me, if you think you will, it's never going to happen and your last thing canceled.
 
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reincarnation doesn't make any sense
The Dravidians invented the concept and although it makes no sense they always help me fix my PC so I trust them
 
What if a war breaks out?
The Dravidians invented the concept and although it makes no sense they always help me fix my PC so I trust them
Noticed a few days ago, they massively promoted that national emergency alert for 2:20 PM for all phones and TVs. Then two days later, yesterday, Putin announced he's going to launch an apocalyptic slew of nukes upon the USA. His main nuke, Satan-2. Eh?
 

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