Salludons ascension is insane

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How is this physically possible, literally went from invisible normie to supermodel. Does anyone have the slightest of clues of what surgeries he got, surely some autist on here has discovered the ethereal godlike surgeon that did this.
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Fillers and frauding
 
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Hueless said:
Fillers and frauding
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His entire nose cartilage changed, it can't just be fillers. So annoying how people who ascend always gatekeep their ascension methods, heis literally a goat farmer in the middle of pakistan, idk what he gains from gatekeeping
 
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0 smv in the west. Belongs behind a 7/11 counter
 
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All he did was mew and chew
 
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whose ascension was better crisick or sallydon
 
cantsleep said:
His entire nose cartilage changed, it can't just be fillers. So annoying how people who ascend always gatekeep their ascension methods, heis literally a goat farmer in the middle of pakistan, idk what he gains from gatekeeping
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His nose looks the same to me just better skin quality
 
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cantsleep said:
How is this physically possible, literally went from invisible normie to supermodel. Does anyone have the slightest of clues of what surgeries he got, surely some autist on here has discovered the ethereal godlike surgeon that did this.
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Seeing the GIF he MAY could have gotten some light procedures here and there, but 80% is fat/bloat loss and beard shaving, believe me... Lips and nose are exactly the same, eyebrows got thicker and Aegyo Sal increased, jaw got wider but he most suspect part is the vertical chin growth: probably an implant unless he used to have VERY fucked up lower teeth and fixed it somehow.
 
Brazitard said:
Seeing the GIF he MAY could have gotten some light procedures here and there, but 80% is fat/bloat loss and beard shaving, believe me... Lips and nose are exactly the same, eyebrows got thicker and Aegyo Sal increased, jaw got wider but he most suspect part is the vertical chin growth: probably an implant unless he used to have VERY fucked up lower teeth and fixed it somehow.
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He tilted his head backwards and i suspect he gave himself a fake overbite by clenching in the before pic
 
brachypride said:
whose ascension was better crisick or sallydon
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Crisiks tbh. He ascended so hard that the majority of users refuse to believe he's a real entity
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brachypride said:
yeah but i would say its close both gigachads
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Crisick is a liar and a fraud that photoshops all his pics lol
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Barrett was caught doing the same, enhancing his own jaw and erasing his female friend's abs, photoshopping Candice Swanepoel six-pack away and that was by a NORMIE hahahahahah

www.dailymail.co.uk

Jordan Barrett busted Photoshopping paparazzi pictures

Last month, the 25-year-old posted a GC Images paparazzi shot that showed him chatting to his photographer friend Gray Sorrenti on the streets of New York City
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Even had a thread made here https://looksmax.org/threads/jordan-barett-photoshops-his-pictures-like-if-hes-xangsane.579156/

People also suspect he does the editing himself LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Crisick and Barrett INCELS = C O N F I R M E D
 
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Hueless said:
His nose looks the same to me just better skin quality
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Look at the tip of his nose in the before ascension pics, he most certainly had his nose done
 
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bro's face turned squarish rather than roundish
 
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cantsleep said:
How is this physically possible, literally went from invisible normie to supermodel. Does anyone have the slightest of clues of what surgeries he got, surely some autist on here has discovered the ethereal godlike surgeon that did this.
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I have similar looking face to this pic. Over for me because I'm oldcel, 5'7-5'8 and greying. Only way is descension for me not ascension. Maybe I am saludoon 2.0 in another multiverse.
 
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Fearless_RED said:
bro's face turned squarish rather than roundish
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Yeah literally from implants or fillers. Just lol this forum is still trying to figure out if he had surgery or not to this day
 
Offcourse he had surgery...
 
letsdoit said:
You said you bet he never had surgery so what do you bet he did?
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I don't know. Grew up a little bit probably. Changed his style and put some more weight in the right places.
 
He did not do much, Just bodymaxed and Got more leaner. Pre ascension pics are just badly done to inspire people. Many people do this when they want impress people with their progress.
 
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He did not do much, Just bodymaxed and Got more leaner. Pre ascension pics are just badly done to inspire people. Many people do this when they want impress people with their progress.
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We’re talking purely about face here not about body lol.
 

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letsdoit said:
We’re talking purely about face here not about body lol.
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His jaw shape looks same when he was bloated.. Nothing changed in his face other than being more leaner and good lightning will highlight his bones even further.

There are two possibilities.

- His body burns fats from face first.
- Buccal fat removal.
 
Deepmaxer said:
His jaw shape looks same when he was bloated.. Nothing changed in his face other than being more leaner and good lightning will highlight his bones even further.

There are two possibilities.

- His body burns fats from face first.
- Buccal fat removal.
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His bone mass increased everywhere, zygos, chin, mandible....his ears are connected to his mandible and those even align differently.
 
letsdoit said:
His bone mass increased everywhere, zygos, chin, mandible....his ears are connected to his mandible and those even align differently.
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I personally dont think so.


When you shave this part from chin. Your chin will look longer. If it was connected with lower part of chin it would also look longer. The unconnected look make it smaller.

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His zygos and mandible was already pretty robust but he was just bloated. Just look how long his ramus and gonials are. I see zero narrowness.


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Deepmaxer said:
I personally dont think so.


When you shave this part from chin. Your chin will look longer. If it was connected with lower part of chin it would also look longer. The unconnected look make it smaller.

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His zygos and mandible was already pretty robust but he was just bloated. Just look how long his ramus and gonials are. I see zero narrowness.


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His bones do look bigger than I originally thought but look at the recent pic I attached, his bones have indeed doubled in size.
MM's make MM. MM's on the face make male models. I do believe he basically just used Wolf's law for 3 years. Chewing which is internal bone smashing, external bone smashing. My question is how long he will be able to maintain his results.
 
letsdoit said:
What's fraud about it?
The male models posted in photoshoots are 10x more frauded.
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Frauded is frauded. And that must be the difference. He frauds more in his pics than before.
 
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