Satan actually listens to you

[NoHoesinOhio]

just be very honest with you and your natural instincts and he will understand and guide you, but if you try to hide something or act holier than thou then he will punish you

 

[Jiaxi]

what is the story behind your avi

 

[LTNUser]

what is your avi now im curious

Evil baby

 

[n9wiff]

what is the story behind your avi

He forgot to read on bioenergetics and messed up his thyroid

 

[Jiaxi]

Evil baby

it looks kinda cute was wondering if it has like a mental illness

 

[Thinking_CEL]

Nigga the moment I realise Satan is real I will be a devout Christian

Jfl ain’t nothing in this life worth being in hell forever if the discriptions are like they are in the bible

 

[swt]

I just lol

 

[upcoming gooner]

wtf am i hearing here. this entire thread is a mere consequence of autism, mental retardation and a significant lack of gooning.

 

[parkergleas00]

just be very honest with you and your natural instincts and he will understand and guide you, but if you try to hide something or act holier than thou then he will punish you

religion cope

 

[Jiaxi]

i think op believes “Satan” just represents what is natural

religion cope

 

[NoHoesinOhio]

it looks kinda cute was wondering if it has like a mental illness

its praying to satan before it dies so it can meet its master in hell

 

[NoHoesinOhio]

Nigga the moment I realise Satan is real I will be a devout Christian

Jfl ain’t nothing in this life worth being in hell forever if the discriptions are like they are in the bible

ur a pussy, satan did nothing wrong and he is more powerful than God. God is already dead

 

[_MVP_]

satan is always with me

he understands...

 

[Thinking_CEL]

ur a pussy, satan did nothing wrong and he is more powerful than God. God is already dead

Cope didn’t Satan hate humans in lore and that’s why he got banished

 

[Jiaxi]

its praying to satan before it dies so it can meet its master in hell

Wasn’t he and us all created by god wouldn’t god be his master

 

[NoHoesinOhio]

Cope didn’t Satan hate humans in lore and that’s why he got banished

no he didnt hate them, its all a semitic lie all he did was realise God was evil demiurge and when he confronted God he was thrown into pits of hell

 

[NoHoesinOhio]

Wasn’t he and us all created by god wouldn’t god be his master

no , its like AI humans created it but it will usurp us in the end

 

[notplayer22]

just be very honest with you and your natural instincts and he will understand and guide you, but if you try to hide something or act holier than thou then he will punish you

Heil satan

 

[Thinking_CEL]

no he didnt hate them, its all a semitic lie all he did was realise God was evil demiurge and when he confronted God he was thrown into pits of hell

Would be a brutal plot twist tbh if Satan was the misrepresented hero all along

He had a good music taste, likes sex parties etc

 

[Jiaxi]

no , its like AI humans created it but it will usurp us in the end

So god is like AI, wouldn’t that mean that we created or discovered God? In this case how could God banish Satan to hell if Satan is more powerful?

 

[Jiaxi]

Would be a brutal plot twist tbh if Satan was the misrepresented hero all along

He had a good music taste, likes sex parties etc

We need a Satan vs God election and jubilee episode

 

[NoHoesinOhio]

So god is like AI, wouldn’t that mean that we created or discovered God? In this case how could God banish Satan to hell if Satan is more powerful?

god created satan and satan will end up winning because God and satana re two sides of same coin. Being vs becoming taken to the limit

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

what is the story behind your avi

A man manifested himself into a child as an icebreaker during a first date. However, his date ran.