[Satire] My Looksmaxxing Poetry

[bruh3610]

Looksmaxxing for a while now,
Making me become MGTOW.
I rotmaxx on this forum,
Hoping that my cum
Ends up in a woman and not a tissue.

For a long time I’ve tried to grow taller,
Yet I am shorter than the average black baller.
All this frustration inside me,
I’m holding it like pee.
One day, one day, I will ascend,
Like a helicopter flying up,
I will ascend.

The days are dark,
Incels roam the vast world of suffering.
Ruled by chads whom share all the women,
Us incels, are left in the dust.

 

[bruh3610]

 

[Lux]

Feels like something an IT user would write.

 

[bruh3610]

Gymcellers tell us to roid,
But I only want to beat up a foid.

 

[bruh3610]

Feels like something an IT user would write.

Feels like something an IT user would write.

Add to the poetry

 

[Deleted member 3073]

Cant even put in words how cringey this post is​

 

[bruh3610]

Cant even put in words how cringey this post is​

When you can’t detect satire

 

[bruh3610]

Cant even put in words how cringey this post is​

6ft5 considered a manlet,
Elliot Rodgers deeds we cannot forget

 

[Deleted member 6305]

Wow Nice post nigga
Kys

 

[Deleted member 6095]

I wrote a haiku for this post op

Didn't read, shit post
Imagine being this gay
Hope you rope faggot

jk nice poetry man​

 

[bruh3610]

@Dyorotic2 is now banned,
This forum will now be bland

 

[Patrick Baitman]

All this frustration inside me,
I’m holding it like pee.

Mogs Edgar Allan Poe

 

[bruh3610]

Mogs Edgar Allan Poe

Tbh

 

[bruh3610]

I wrote a haiku for this post op

Didn't read, shit post
Imagine being this gay
Hope you rope faggot

jk nice poetry man​

Please add some verses

 

[Patrick Baitman]

@Dyorotic2 is now banned,
This forum will now be bland

WHO BANNED MY HOMIE @Dyorotic2

And for what shitty reason

 

[Deleted member 6095]

Please add some verses

Bro it's a haiku. It's gay Japanese poetry that follows 5-7-5 syllables

 

[bruh3610]

WHO BANNED MY HOMIE @Dyorotic2

And for what shitty reason

Strike Poseidon:

 

[bruh3610]

Bro it's a haiku. It's gay Japanese poetry that follows 5-7-5 syllables

No I meant add more haikus or whatever

 

[SpearOfOrion]

you couldn't even make it rhyme

 

[bruh3610]

you couldn't even make it rhyme

Random bluecel claims I can’t rhyme,
Nigga, the juice in your eye must be from lime

 

[Deleted member 6095]

No I meant add more haikus or whatever

My small cock is stiff
Please Stacy give my 3 inch
A very quick sniff​

 

[bruh3610]

My small cock is stiff
Please Stacy give my 3 inch
A very quick sniff​

Music to my ears