Saw the phattest Blonde JB Asses today! Holy fuck

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I was getting food at a local outdoor place and as im squinting and jutting in the sun i notice a blonde jb glance at me then i look at her body and DAMN she has the nicest bubble butt in tight ass yoga pants with an ideal 2:1 hip to waist ratio. her ass was so fucking perfect it looked better than any ig model or pornstar ive ever seen.

and to top it off she had a sister or something with her with an ass almost as good in yoga pants too

their butts looked like this and their faces were babyface stacy tier (and they were natural blondes, they mogged her)

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they may have only been like 15 but i feel like they wanted to be fucked by a prettyboy like me the way they were advertising their bubble butts

🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

the hotter one looked at me and i was mogging everyone there, lifefuel
 
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If you were good looking you could've approached
 
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Bro..... I remember eating dinner with friends. We saw the nicest cameltoe and wedgie on this stacey with netball shorts. I was gasping for air ngl.
 
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Bro..... I remember eating dinner with friends. We saw the nicest cameltoe and wedgie on this stacey with netball shorts. I was gasping for air ngl.

friends?

fakecel, i am jealous
 
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Made 0 friends throughout high school atm, got bullied, my oneitis ditched me for 6'4 tall white guy. I don't even go to lunch because I don't wanna sit alone
It is what it is, racist piece of shit
 
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If you were good looking you could've approached
makes no sense

they checked me out first

and i could approach if i was ugly anyways but the were fucking visible JAILBAITS, they looked 14-15 and they were with their mom
 
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makes no sense

they checked me out first

and i could approach if i was ugly anyways but the were fucking visible JAILBAITS, they looked 14-15 and they were with their mom
Pics next time tho
 
Pics next time tho
i almost did

it was fucking insane they could have gone viral

but there were a million people around me someone would have noticed and it would be hard to get an angle
 
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i almost did

it was fucking insane they could have gone viral

but there were a million people around me someone would have noticed and it would be hard to get an angle
Try taking it in snapchat and focusing on something else beforehand or smthn have a filter applied eyc
 
no pics as usual

fuck off OP
 
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I was getting food at a local outdoor place and as im squinting and jutting in the sun i notice a blonde jb glance at me then i look at her body and DAMN she has the nicest bubble butt in tight ass yoga pants with an ideal 2:1 hip to waist ratio. her ass was so fucking perfect it looked better than any ig model or pornstar ive ever seen.

and to top it off she had a sister or something with her with an ass almost as good in yoga pants too

their butts looked like this and their faces were babyface stacy tier (and they were natural blondes, they mogged her)

Destiny-Stephens-1298651.jpg



they may have only been like 15 but i feel like they wanted to be fucked by a prettyboy like me the way they were advertising their bubble butts

🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

the hotter one looked at me and i was mogging everyone there, lifefuel
Keep coping you delusional incel. They wear clothes like these for chad, not for you.
 
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Keep coping you delusional incel. They wear clothes like these for chad, not for you.
Anyone that tries to attract JBs are probably incels anyway. Just lol if you think carefree high school girls are going to date you if you're young wagecuck 24 year old
 
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Keep coping you delusional incel. They wear clothes like these for chad, not for you.
Also the ideal waist:hip ratio is actually 1.6-1.7, a ratio of 2 is far too high and looks unattractive. It’s just like bodybuilders who think having a 2+ SWR is ideal but in reality it’s not attractive to women. Example:

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Anyone that tries to attract JBs are probably incels anyway. Just lol if you think carefree high school girls are going to date you if you're young wagecuck 24 year old
This tbh. I’ve never understood the incels’ obsession with JB’s. The average woman doesn’t reach her peak until her early 20’s, and most teens don’t have fully developed hips and thighs or tits etc.
i am chad bitch

prettyboy chad
Pics or GTFO
 
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Also the ideal waist:hip ratio is actually 1.6-1.7, a ratio of 2 is far too high and looks unattractive. It’s just like bodybuilders who think having a 2+ SWR is ideal but in reality it’s not attractive to women. Example:

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In case this wasn’t clear the image is an example of a too high waist to hip ratio, not an ideal one
 
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This tbh. I’ve never understood the incels’ obsession with JB’s. The average woman doesn’t reach her peak until her early 20’s, and most teens don’t have fully developed hips and thighs or tits etc.

Pics or GTFO
Yeah. And JB doesn't mean they are automatically gl either. There are so many ogres at my high school. Real JBs are under 18, hence the term, jailbait. But now anything can be a JB and it's just anoyying. Most women look good until 25-30.
 
they wouldve pulled their pants right down infront of everyone if this was the face they saw

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keep coping cuz
 
they may have only been like 15 but i feel like they wanted to be fucked by a prettyboy like me the way they were advertising their bubble butts
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They would reject you so bad you'd come home crying, you weak cuck. Keep coping, you ugly bastard.
 
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You will never have this, you inadequate virgin.
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I assume everyone that doesn't post pics is 5- psl, in other words completely utterly over invisible.
I agree
 
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I gain nothing by posting myself here excpt validation from cels and association with autism

I might post my tinder results doe at some point
 
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and they wanted me
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You are delusional. One day, you will get brutally rejected and your whole world will crash. Another coping normie gets blackpilled. It's beautiful.
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You are delusional. One day, you will get brutally rejected and your whole world will crash. Another coping normie gets blackpilled. It's beautiful.
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Yeah thats why girls want to have sex with me
 
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Popcorn
 
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should've approached buddy boyo
 
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i am chad bitch

prettyboy chad
Quit flexing.
So many of us wanted that so bad that it physically hurts. The desperation for even just slightly different features is tangible
 
No girl has ever wanted to fuck you
You either. Just lol that you won't even talk about posting pics. Nice larp.
 
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You either. Just lol that you won't even talk about posting pics. Nice larp.
Already explained posting pics, braindead curry
 
Low t high E
Should have raped her
 
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You either. Just lol that you won't even talk about posting pics. Nice larp.
It's not larp, it's sheer delusion. OP is one of biggest virgins on Lookism. We point fingers at him and laugh whenever he's Chad signalling.
 
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Nice ...

What food did you get ?

I only ask this because I'm drunk and hungry now ...
 

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