schizo news part 1

imthesupremecel

imthesupremecel

Cactus is water
Joined
Jun 24, 2024
Posts
3,431
Reputation
5,763
the pajeets and poojetas president threatens to send elephants to pakistan
he compared it to the rumbling from the popular anime "attack on titan"
he said its his last war and when asked why he would do it he took the microphone out of the interviewers hand and threw it into a lake
just like Christian Ronaldo

Frances economy just crashed due to marrocan immigrants pritinting money and handing it out to people on the streets
they printed so much money and gave away so much the economy crashed and now a single loaf of bread costs 18 billion euros

Brazilian news reporter got brutally molested by a group of chimps today while trying to molest a female chimp
he is now in a critical condition due to internal bleeding
we took a sample of his ass sweat and found that he got 10 new unknown stds
scientist are now doing experiments with it and seeing what happens
apparently the most dangerous new one got the name
"super hardcore sex zombie illness" in short "shsz"
rats that have been poisoned with it intentionally are controlled by sex and if they don't ejaculate for more than 16 hours they can get seizures and heart attack
we also notice a decline of overall health and even some mutations caused by shsz
all because of that stupid Brazilian reporter fuck him

@gigell @The Homelander @dark.max @Kaari @PeakIncels
 
  • +1
Reactions: PeakIncels, dark.max, Kaari and 1 other person
Schizo news and tales of Jo crossover when ?
 
  • Love it
  • +1
Reactions: Kaari and imthesupremecel
  • +1
Reactions: PeakIncels, Kaari and gigell

Similar threads

D
Replies
1
Views
114
ltncurry
ltncurry
Edgarpill
Replies
10
Views
423
Ruthless
Ruthless
Acion
Replies
18
Views
2K
Pikabro
Pikabro
heightmaxxing
Replies
56
Views
5K
lurking truecel
lurking truecel
dreamcake1mo
Replies
54
Views
12K
IOS
IOS

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top