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Clav was chosen to be the face of looksmax, no not just a few months ago, you're gonna have to go back to 2023 when he made an account here, Master reached out to him and told him he's gonna be the face of looksmax since it's gonna be big in the future, of course clav agrees, but master said on one condition, Master and clav meet up in a hotel room together and I think you know what happens
So Clav knows he's going to be giga viral in the future but he keeps his mouth shut because he knows Master and the FEDS will murder him and his entire family if he spills the beans.
So Clav starts posting here and becomes viral on the forum (thanks to master) becomes an icon in the community, builds a pretty successful YouTube channel and tik tok following and it all seems authentic, right?
So as we all know Clav got kicked out of university for roids, right. That's what they want you to believe, Clavs agent told him to drop out to build his brand since he's told he's gonna be famous soon.
So Clav does what the people who own him tell him to do, work a wagie job before you're life takes off, he does that for a while until he moves in with mid tier content creator Cookieking and a couple looksmaxxers.
Then later in the year Clavs agents tell him "you're times coming" I imagine Clav getting all giddy jumping up and down like an autist. it's around October-Nov of 2025, Clav starts becoming viral from all the clippers, He's suddenly appearing on streams and then meeting top content creators like Neon Adin Ross and sneako, Out of nowhere he becomes viral? And there's people out there thinking he's not a plant JFL



So Clavs riding the wave of success with his new streaming career on Kick basically living any young guys dream partying, fucking whores, and doing drugs. Then about a month or two after going viral he gets a text from Peter thiel (the guy who donated 100k+ of money to Clavs streams) He invites Clav to his party in Hollywood, also he says to Clav if you come you'll get even more viral if you don't, you will fall off.
So of course Clav fools everyone trying to act all righteous that he's not going to peters party, but he ends up going secretly and Peter ends up clapping Clavs young cheeks, So Clavs now officially Peter thiels bitch and slave and has to do whatever he says.
Ok almost done with my "schizo" theory, so you want to know why Clav is astroturfed?
1. Clav blew up out of Nowhere and suddenly started meeting up with top streamers
- this was obviously set up and the other streamers and paid to suck up to him to make him look good and to make him more viral
2. There was a clip of Clav going out on one of his first streams and he's acting all smug and nobody runs up for a picture yet, he's with Neon and neon gets a photo with some foids, Clav then says "We're not there yet boys"
-Clav knows he's going to be giga famous soon, he knows it'll happen in the upcoming days
3. In one of Clavs fairly recent streams, I think Celina Powell asked him some questions on why/how he blew up, Clavs about to say something and then goes silent
-This one's tricky since this could be just what the people who own him told him to do to spark speculation to make people suspicious
4. In one of his interviews the interviewer asked Clav who is pt since they donated you a lot of money in your streams, is it Peter thiel?
-Clav gets very defensive so that's a dead giveaway
That's all I got, I know very short post
So Clav knows he's going to be giga viral in the future but he keeps his mouth shut because he knows Master and the FEDS will murder him and his entire family if he spills the beans.
So Clav starts posting here and becomes viral on the forum (thanks to master) becomes an icon in the community, builds a pretty successful YouTube channel and tik tok following and it all seems authentic, right?
So as we all know Clav got kicked out of university for roids, right. That's what they want you to believe, Clavs agent told him to drop out to build his brand since he's told he's gonna be famous soon.
So Clav does what the people who own him tell him to do, work a wagie job before you're life takes off, he does that for a while until he moves in with mid tier content creator Cookieking and a couple looksmaxxers.
Then later in the year Clavs agents tell him "you're times coming" I imagine Clav getting all giddy jumping up and down like an autist. it's around October-Nov of 2025, Clav starts becoming viral from all the clippers, He's suddenly appearing on streams and then meeting top content creators like Neon Adin Ross and sneako, Out of nowhere he becomes viral? And there's people out there thinking he's not a plant JFL
So Clavs riding the wave of success with his new streaming career on Kick basically living any young guys dream partying, fucking whores, and doing drugs. Then about a month or two after going viral he gets a text from Peter thiel (the guy who donated 100k+ of money to Clavs streams) He invites Clav to his party in Hollywood, also he says to Clav if you come you'll get even more viral if you don't, you will fall off.
So of course Clav fools everyone trying to act all righteous that he's not going to peters party, but he ends up going secretly and Peter ends up clapping Clavs young cheeks, So Clavs now officially Peter thiels bitch and slave and has to do whatever he says.
Ok almost done with my "schizo" theory, so you want to know why Clav is astroturfed?
1. Clav blew up out of Nowhere and suddenly started meeting up with top streamers
- this was obviously set up and the other streamers and paid to suck up to him to make him look good and to make him more viral
2. There was a clip of Clav going out on one of his first streams and he's acting all smug and nobody runs up for a picture yet, he's with Neon and neon gets a photo with some foids, Clav then says "We're not there yet boys"
-Clav knows he's going to be giga famous soon, he knows it'll happen in the upcoming days
3. In one of Clavs fairly recent streams, I think Celina Powell asked him some questions on why/how he blew up, Clavs about to say something and then goes silent
-This one's tricky since this could be just what the people who own him told him to do to spark speculation to make people suspicious
4. In one of his interviews the interviewer asked Clav who is pt since they donated you a lot of money in your streams, is it Peter thiel?
-Clav gets very defensive so that's a dead giveaway
That's all I got, I know very short post