Scientists find ancient Chad near Black Sea

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Slayer cheekbones and infra-orbital rims, insanely wide shoulders, narrow hips, wide pallette, ect. He measures in at 185 cm, a giant for 7,000 years ago. You can tell he had a large dick and beefy arms by the size of the jewelry.

And of course they buried him with gold and shit. Chad gets buried in gold. Reminder
 
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My boy had golden armbands, necklaces and bracelets on.
 
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Fuark that chin
 
lol what a legend.
I was thinking of making threads like this.

ancient men were more slayer than many think
I don't see the narrow hips and wide shoulders tho
 
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Propably he was leader of some human group. He was fucking up those preetyboys with his bare hands
 
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probably a black

they're big and they like that stuff
Blacks didn't have shit, and yet they came up with ways to make jewelry from gold? jej
 
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Blacks didn't have shit, and yet they came up with ways to make jewelry from gold? jej
gold is the easiest and first discovered metal to work with so no doubt they did historically, but not in this case, black africans obviously never populated near the black sea coast
 
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v5c7pl0vhxp31.jpg

Slayer cheekbones and infra-orbital rims, insanely wide shoulders, narrow hips, wide pallette, ect. He measures in at 185 cm, a giant for 7,000 years ago. You can tell he had a large dick and beefy arms by the size of the jewelry.

And of course they buried him with gold and shit. Chad gets buried in gold. Reminder
my ancestor
 
Incredibile bro
 
unironically my ancestor
Area map of Bulgaria
 
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fuck one day ill be a skeleton too

srsly god
 
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This is how Gigachads would have lived back then
 

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