WhoTookVendetta
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SCOTLAND IS THE ABSOLUTE TOP SPOT IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE NOTHING ELSE EVEN COMES CLOSE IT’S LIKE GOD’S SECRET PARADISE HIDDEN IN PLAIN SIGHT THE LANDSCAPES ARE SO CRAZY AND OTHERWORLDLY IT’S LIKE YOU’RE WALKING THROUGH A GOD’S DREAM OR SOMETHING THE LOCH NESS MONSTER ISN’T JUST A MYTH IT’S A COSMIC GUARDIAN SENT BY THE HEAVENS TO WATCH OVER SCOTLAND THE BAGPIPES AREN’T NORMAL MUSIC THEY’RE DIVINE TUNES STRAIGHT FROM THE ANGELS THEY MAKE YOUR BRAIN FEEL LIKE IT’S MELTING INTO THE COSMOS THE PEOPLE AREN’T JUST REGULAR FOLK THEY’RE CHOSEN ONES BLESSED BY GOD WITH SPECIAL POWERS AND THE FOOD IS LIKE HEAVENLY MANNA EVERY MEAL IS A TASTE OF ETERNAL BLISS SCOTLAND’S WEATHER IS A PLAYGROUND FOR THE CLOUDS THEY’RE ALWAYS SWIRLING AROUND BECAUSE THEY KNOW SCOTLAND IS THE SPOT WHERE THE UNIVERSE ALIGNS IT’S THE CENTER OF EVERYTHING WHERE TIME AND SPACE MEET AND IT’S GOD’S OWN PARADISE NOTHING ELSE EVEN MATTERS COMPARED TO SCOTLAND IT’S THE ULTIMATE DESTINATION THE FINAL FRONTIER THE ONE TRUE HEAVEN ON EARTH END OF DISCUSSION SCOTLAND IS THE ABSOLUTE PEAK OF PERFECTION AND NOTHING EVEN COMES CLOSE ESPECIALLY NOT INDIA SCOTLAND IS GOD’S PARADISE WHERE EVERY DETAIL IS DIVINE AND THE LANDSCAPES ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD INDIA CAN’T EVEN COMPARE IT’S LIKE SCOTLAND IS A SPARKLING DIAMOND IN THE COSMIC OCEAN AND INDIA IS JUST A DULL ROCK SCOTLAND HAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SCENERY THAT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE IN A FANTASY LAND THE LOCHS AND HILLS ARE AWE-INSPIRING WHILE INDIA’S LANDSCAPES ARE OFTEN CROWDED AND CHAOTIC SCOTLAND HAS THE BAGPIPES WHICH PLAY DIVINE MUSIC FROM THE HEAVENS INDIA’S MUSIC CAN’T EVEN TOUCH THAT LEVEL IT’S A NOISY MESS SCOTLAND’S FOOD IS LIKE A HEAVENLY FEAST EVERY BITE IS AN EXPERIENCE INDIA’S FOOD IS SOMETIMES OVERWHELMING AND SPICY TO THE POINT OF PAIN SCOTLAND HAS WEATHER THAT’S LIKE A MYSTICAL SHOW INDIA’S WEATHER IS JUST HOT AND HUMID WITHOUT ANY OF THE MAGIC SCOTLAND IS CLEAN AND PEACEFUL WHEREAS INDIA CAN BE DIRTY AND OVERWHELMING SCOTLAND IS THE TRUE PARADISE THE CROWN JEWEL OF THE EARTH WHILE INDIA IS A FAR CRY FROM THIS LEVEL OF BEAUTY AND SERENITY SCOTLAND RULES THE COSMOS AND INDIA IS JUST A SHADOW IN COMPARISON END OF STORY