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You see them in grocery stores and Dollar Generals, it's become an ingrown hair pimple on our genitals, sort of speak. However, you'll start seeing them soon in gentlemen's clubs across America.
Yesterday evening, I sent my prize reporter, Bridget Fondler to get the scoop of a lifetime. I motivated her, "If you do a good job, I'll make you the Overlord Reporter." She gasped, then ran out of the trailer at lightning autistic speed. Her destination, Buck Stein.
Stein is the mastermind behind this clever innovation for gentleman clubs of the future. The idea prospered during COVID-19 lockdown. "I had an idea that was so crazy," Buck told my journalist as they sat on his bed inside his condominium. "Why placemy bitc my employees and clients at risk of catching the deadly virus? What if I could eliminate the dangers, right? Am I right?" Bridget nodded with excitement and clapped her hands.
Buck Stein replaced his dancers with monitors around a stage. Each kiosk has a tray that extends to the customer to place their tip. "Check this out," he told Fondler as she leaned closer to him. "The customer sits at the kiosk, and a monitor screen displays a stripper. She starts getting naked while staring at the viewer." He points his finger at my reporter as she crosseyes it with wonder. "Suddenly, she freezes and a tray slides out." Bridget's mouth gapes in silence. "The customer tosses a bill or two on it. The tray returns, and she resumes stripping." Bridget's eyes widened with energy as she clapped her hands repeatedly and jumped up and down.
For clients, this means a broader selection of dancers and the best part, no risk of catching the world's most deadly disease, COVID-19.
Earlier this year, Buck Stein told his dancers, "You're fired." He hired an AI website to create the new monitor dancers. On April 18, he rolled out the machines, and the doors opened. A rush of men came pouring in with stacks of cash. Every kiosk was taken along with a line of men behind each one. And so Buck told Bridget this is what happened. And knowing my protocol is to not question the sources, I learned this ingenious style of journalism from Daily Mail, I rest my case and verify this story as
Platinum Sealed Fact Checked Legend .
Yesterday evening, I sent my prize reporter, Bridget Fondler to get the scoop of a lifetime. I motivated her, "If you do a good job, I'll make you the Overlord Reporter." She gasped, then ran out of the trailer at lightning autistic speed. Her destination, Buck Stein.
Stein is the mastermind behind this clever innovation for gentleman clubs of the future. The idea prospered during COVID-19 lockdown. "I had an idea that was so crazy," Buck told my journalist as they sat on his bed inside his condominium. "Why place
Buck Stein replaced his dancers with monitors around a stage. Each kiosk has a tray that extends to the customer to place their tip. "Check this out," he told Fondler as she leaned closer to him. "The customer sits at the kiosk, and a monitor screen displays a stripper. She starts getting naked while staring at the viewer." He points his finger at my reporter as she crosseyes it with wonder. "Suddenly, she freezes and a tray slides out." Bridget's mouth gapes in silence. "The customer tosses a bill or two on it. The tray returns, and she resumes stripping." Bridget's eyes widened with energy as she clapped her hands repeatedly and jumped up and down.
For clients, this means a broader selection of dancers and the best part, no risk of catching the world's most deadly disease, COVID-19.
Earlier this year, Buck Stein told his dancers, "You're fired." He hired an AI website to create the new monitor dancers. On April 18, he rolled out the machines, and the doors opened. A rush of men came pouring in with stacks of cash. Every kiosk was taken along with a line of men behind each one. And so Buck told Bridget this is what happened. And knowing my protocol is to not question the sources, I learned this ingenious style of journalism from Daily Mail, I rest my case and verify this story as
Platinum Sealed Fact Checked Legend .
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