Serious, any suicide methods quick and painless btw not jk

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Someone gotta know
 
bullet to the head
 
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Go to sanct1ioned Su1c1de

the 1 is I
 
but it's hard to suicide tho bro, been thinking about it and I have every reason to do it but it's really just hard and I can't put myself into it
 
Stab your neck
 
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but it's hard to suicide tho bro, been thinking about it and I have every reason to do it but it's really just hard and I can't put myself into it
Same we got no balls to do it
 
why not get surgery to fix ur face. or go steal money. so much shit u can do before giving up :trepidation::trepidation::trepidation::trepidation::trepidation:
 
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Same we got no balls to do it
Yeah it's always just an impulse, I believe we really won't be able to suicide.

I'd say just do everything u want, me I have nothing I want so I'll most likely just rot
 
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why not get surgery to fix ur face. or go steal money. so much shit u can do before giving up :trepidation::trepidation::trepidation::trepidation::trepidation:
Quite hard to get money for surgery when you live in a 3rd world country where the average salary is 300$ and u gotta go overseas to get that surgery
 
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Yeah it's always just an impulse, I believe we really won't be able to suicide.

I'd say just do everything u want, me I have nothing I want so I'll most likely just rot
I am stuck in this fathom of an endless loop maybe I need god
 
buy a helium tank and a mask from Amazon

take deep breath in and out
 
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buy a helium tank and a mask from Amazon

take deep breath in and out
Yeah nigga a Christian giving others suggestions to die, what a surprise
 
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I am stuck in this fathom of an endless loop maybe I need god
Tried that shit, doesn't really fix anything unless u solve the problem which if it's face u obviously need to get surgery or if it's money u gotta earn money.

there's no escaping this shit by anything at all it's all cope u gotta fix the problem itself
 
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@vrilmaxxer You're a hypocrite ngl fix that shit if u really wanna follow the teachings of God
 
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it does not, i am an imperfect sinner
At that point there's no reason to become a Christian as everything u do will be useless at judgement day
 
@vrilmaxxer You're a hypocrite ngl fix that shit if u really wanna follow the teachings of God
he is asked a question bud and I told him
 
he is asked a question bud and I told him
Bro the thing is u might as well try and help him not do it.

I don't even wanna be a Christian anymore but if u really want ur faith to have some results at least have better attitude with this kinds of people.

U might even make them a Christian and sht or save them, but u are here saying methods to die, it's not rocket science come on
 
Bro the thing is u might as well try and help him not do it.

I don't even wanna be a Christian anymore but if u really want ur faith to have some results at least have better attitude with this kinds of people.

U might even make them a Christian and sht or save them, but u are here saying methods to die, it's not rocket science come on
I agree, and you are right
 
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Drowning seems chill
 
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Your face isn't the problem
 
Ejaculate 50 times
 
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hang yourself, very quick and peaceful. youll be unconscious in about 10 seconds, youll feel yourself slowly drifting away and youll die during your period of unconsciousness. just ensure no one find you for like 15 mins to ensure youre dead, you dont wanna be saved and be a vegetable. make sure your body can be suspended, even partially, then place a strong rope or even a necktie around your neck focusing on the carotid artery, then force your neck down and if you feel yourself getting somewhat sleepy/dizzy then its working, count to 10 and its over
 
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hang yourself, very quick and peaceful. youll be unconscious in about 10 seconds, youll feel yourself slowly drifting away and youll die during your period of unconsciousness. just ensure no one find you for like 15 mins to ensure youre dead, you dont wanna be saved and be a vegetable. make sure your body can be suspended, even partially, then place a strong rope or even a necktie around your neck focusing on the carotid artery, then force your neck down and if you feel yourself getting somewhat sleepy/dizzy then its working, count to 10 and its over
Nobody here would be able to do this, setting the rope up is insanely mental
 
Nobody here would be able to do this, setting the rope up is insanely mental
pulling a trigger is worse imo, setting the rope up wouldnt be as challenging. you can set the rope up in advance and then keep it as a way out at any time, you dont need to do it all just before suicide. no method of suicide is not mentally challenging, its the entire point
 
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The crazy thing is, theres no suicide method thats quick and painless. When your dying or about to die, it will literally be as quick as every other method. After shooting yourself you still can suffer from initial death panics. Rope is even worst and a very high chance of failure.

I get it, the anxiety of death is BRUTAL. But dying from a heart attack is no more sudden then natural death, or suicide.

The most painless way to die is to ironically be as righteous as you can. Then, you can actually feel proud of birth and death. This is the only thing that can help with death anxiety. Remember, you were nothing before you were born- you were dead already.

Be the light in the world. Help black people. Help your family. Help your tribe. Help the planet. Help yourself.
 
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pulling a trigger is worse imo, setting the rope up wouldnt be as challenging. you can set the rope up in advance and then keep it as a way out at any time, you dont need to do it all just before suicide. no method of suicide is not mentally challenging, its the entire point
Tbh I wouldn't be able to suicide at all even if I have nothing to lose.

It's all an impulse
 
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Tbh I wouldn't be able to suicide at all even if I have nothing to lose.

It's all an impulse
agreed. its a big leap to take, very tough to actually take that final step
 
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The crazy thing is, theres no suicide method thats quick and painless. When your dying or about to die, it will literally be as quick as every other method.

I get it, the anxiety of death is BRUTAL.

The most painless way to die is to ironically be as rightous as you can. Then, you can actually feel proud of birth and death.

Be the light in the world. Help black people. Help your family. Help your tribe. Help the planet. Help yourself.
Best way to die might just be waiting to die jfl, I am just gonna do that even if I rot and do not do anything
 
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Best way to die is definitely just waiting to die tbh
yup. what happened to us all was fate, best to just ride out the wave as long as it lasts
 
Best way to die might just be waiting to die jfl, I am just gonna do that even if I rot and do not do anything
Its not. Its the worst way to die.

Your just loathing and making your life worst, increasing anxiety for an event that will ultimately be instant regardless of what method.

Your not dying, your wasting life. And as a human who comes from death this is not a smart way to live.

At least try to invest in the idea of after death payment. We are the most advanced technology on this walking planet. We are objectively a very delicate species contrary to the barbarian elites opinion. My idea is to invest in the best in hopes of a payment. This alleviates the panic and fear of death- while also perhaps even bringing fruit to my actions as a human.
 
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atleast kill chads before you go
 
Its not. Its the worst way to die.

Your just loathing and making your life worst, increasing anxiety for an event that will ultimately be instant regardless of what method.

Your not dying, your wasting life. And as a human who comes from death this is not a smart way to live.

At least try to invest in the idea of after death payment. We are the most advanced technology on this walking planet. We are objectively a very delicate species contrary to the barbarian elites opinion. My idea is to invest in the best in hopes of a payment. This alleviates the panic and fear of death- while also perhaps even bringing fruit to my actions as a human.
We all have different opinions and I respect yours

For me it's the best, for you it's the worst. It's all fine
 
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bullet to the head
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