MugzLePew
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Lets say your visiting NYC in the summer, its hot and humid. You leave your hotel and begin walking through Central Park
Already 5 minutes in and your body begins to sweat. After 20 mins you decide to take a small break and sit down on one of the benches and just chill.
Then you see a cute girl walking by, she notices you staring at her. She smiles and gives you the Salludon look. ITS ON
You walk up to her and introduce yourself. ya'll start chatting and turns out she's also a tourist and is on her way to The Museum of Natural History like you.
The two of you decide to get a pretzel from on the hot dog stands in front of the Museum. Both go inside and tour the museum YADA YADA.
After the museum, you both decide to go to Times Square so you take the train with her. Its crowded and both of you are holding the dirty handle poles.
( As a native NYCCel I always avoid touching them PRE COVID19 MTA trains are full of dirty homeless bums/crackheads serious) Anyway back to the story.
So ya'll make it to Times Square, ya'll walk around, take pictures, go inside stores etc.
The both of you are starting to get hungry, So you buy hotdogs.
But the hotdogs wont suffice. You want NYC Style Pizza. The two of you decide to get a taxi and go to Brooklyn. While waiting for the taxi someone with a Siberian Husky with Gandy tier eye area walks by.
Your date goes crazy, she starts to pet the dog, the dog licks her face (DOGPILL) all of you being normies laugh and think its cute.
A taxi stops, the two of you go in, inside the taxi its warm and hot. ( At this point the both of you are dirty from all the sweating, breath smells like shit, a dog lick the bitches face, touching dirty money and public things etc)
You make it to the Pizzeria, presumably the two of you wash your hands. Ya'll eat pizza
Then decide to go to a bar, get a little drunk.
The day is over, she invites you back to her hotel room. You get a taxi. The both of you start making out.
You make it to the hotel room. And just start having sex like crazy. None of you took a shower, wash your teeth, use hand sanitizers, and lets say you are uncircumcised so you probably have just a tiny lil bit of cheese dick. YUCK. I see it all time in movies/shows. they have sex anywhere even if they're not clean. oh and the hotel bed is probably full of bedbugs or some shit. Seriously STDs are on the rise because people are fucking dirty not because they are having too much sex.
PS
One of my normie friends told me he had his girl give him a blowjob in riverside park, its a public park. They were hiding behind the bushes. He's now a drug addict, legit passed out on the streets shirtless fucking lol.
Already 5 minutes in and your body begins to sweat. After 20 mins you decide to take a small break and sit down on one of the benches and just chill.
Then you see a cute girl walking by, she notices you staring at her. She smiles and gives you the Salludon look. ITS ON
You walk up to her and introduce yourself. ya'll start chatting and turns out she's also a tourist and is on her way to The Museum of Natural History like you.
The two of you decide to get a pretzel from on the hot dog stands in front of the Museum. Both go inside and tour the museum YADA YADA.
After the museum, you both decide to go to Times Square so you take the train with her. Its crowded and both of you are holding the dirty handle poles.
So ya'll make it to Times Square, ya'll walk around, take pictures, go inside stores etc.
The both of you are starting to get hungry, So you buy hotdogs.
But the hotdogs wont suffice. You want NYC Style Pizza. The two of you decide to get a taxi and go to Brooklyn. While waiting for the taxi someone with a Siberian Husky with Gandy tier eye area walks by.
Your date goes crazy, she starts to pet the dog, the dog licks her face (DOGPILL) all of you being normies laugh and think its cute.
A taxi stops, the two of you go in, inside the taxi its warm and hot. ( At this point the both of you are dirty from all the sweating, breath smells like shit, a dog lick the bitches face, touching dirty money and public things etc)
You make it to the Pizzeria, presumably the two of you wash your hands. Ya'll eat pizza
Then decide to go to a bar, get a little drunk.
The day is over, she invites you back to her hotel room. You get a taxi. The both of you start making out.
You make it to the hotel room. And just start having sex like crazy. None of you took a shower, wash your teeth, use hand sanitizers, and lets say you are uncircumcised so you probably have just a tiny lil bit of cheese dick. YUCK. I see it all time in movies/shows. they have sex anywhere even if they're not clean. oh and the hotel bed is probably full of bedbugs or some shit. Seriously STDs are on the rise because people are fucking dirty not because they are having too much sex.
PS
One of my normie friends told me he had his girl give him a blowjob in riverside park, its a public park. They were hiding behind the bushes. He's now a drug addict, legit passed out on the streets shirtless fucking lol.
