[SERIOUS] How to wipe your ass

[Acnno]

Some people, such as @Amnesia asked me how they should wipe their ass, so here you go, an in depth guide.

Futhermore, I think @Proex and many others here would benefit from this as well because he [@proex] is around 10 years old and it is important to learn this properly.

But now... you might ask: ACNNO BUT, BUT... I-I don't know how to SHIT PROPERLY!!!
>I am here for you broski, in this YET ANOTHER in depth guide like this one you can learn how to properly take a shit https://looksmax.org/threads/how-to-properly-take-a-shit.270158/

And finally, my PERSONAL tip would be to shave/trim your ass hair if you have any (hi 12 year olds). Shaving/trimming your ass hairs DRASTICALLY improves your wiping experience and can stop the shit from drying up on your hairs and being stuck there for weeks.

 

[Deleted member 10185]

Dont ever use paper if you have hairy ass.. Only water + paper combination will work.

 

[mortis]

Jfl at wiping. I wash my asshole tbh

 

[Deleted member 10652]

Good guide for muslim immigrants.
Keep up the good work.

 

[Acnno]

Jfl at wiping. I wash my asshole tbh

Oh my goodness, how barbaric.
You musn't wash your ass with the toilet water (I know you didn't specifically say you wash it with toilet water but I am assuming you do).

Listen... just use my tips and the tips in the video/s to become a master of shitting and wiping your ass. As for washing; you wash your ass anyway every day when you shower (hopefully).

 

[Deleted member 8919]

why use paper when you can use my tounge?

 

[mortis]

Oh my goodness, how barbaric.
You musn't wash your ass with the toilet water (I know you didn't specifically say you wash it with toilet water but I am assuming you do).

Listen... just use my tips and the tips in the video/s to become a master of shitting and wiping your ass. As for washing; you wash your ass anyway every day when you shower (hopefully).

No I wash it with clean drinking tap water(there is no separate non drinking or drinking tap water piping in my country it's all drinkable and supposedly purified)
Whiping is disgusting . I wash it to make it clean then wipe it to dry it. I can't imagine how your underwear smells when you wipe

 

[Acnno]

No I wash it with clean drinking tap water(there is no separate non drinking or drinking tap water piping in my country it's all drinkable and supposedly purified)
Whiping is disgusting . I wash it to make it clean then wipe it to dry it. I can't imagine how your underwear smells when you wipe

>Fascinating, I must conduct some research regarding this. However, at first glance at your reply I would say that it takes considerably longer to wash your ass and then wipe to dry it. Interesting nonetheless

 

[Deleted member 6723]

fuck u i wasnt notified of this shit thread.

im 14

 

[Deleted member 2658]

Some people, such as @Amnesia asked me how they should wipe their ass, so here you go, an in depth guide.

Futhermore, I think @Proex and many others here would benefit from this as well because he [@proex] is around 10 years old and it is important to learn this properly.

But now... you might ask: ACNNO BUT, BUT... I-I don't know how to SHIT PROPERLY!!!
>I am here for you broski, in this YET ANOTHER in depth guide like this one you can learn how to properly take a shit https://looksmax.org/threads/how-to-properly-take-a-shit.270158/

And finally, my PERSONAL tip would be to shave/trim your ass hair if you have any (hi 12 year olds). Shaving/trimming your ass hairs DRASTICALLY improves your wiping experience and can stop the shit from drying up on your hairs and being stuck there for weeks.

This increases PSL by +2 minimum
Mods pin this

 

[Acnno]

fuck u i wasnt notified of this shit thread.

im 14

You reacted with huh?

 

[Acnno]

This increases PSL by +2 minimum
Mods pin this

@Gargantuan, @Alexanderr the great

 

[Deleted member 7098]

How to wipe ass:
shave ass hair and use wet wipes, also peek a little inside until it‘s clean

if you also want girls to eat you out:
wipe it with a bit of tooth paste afterwards
tooth paste kills every smell

 

[Acnno]

How to wipe ass:
shave ass hair and use wet wipes, also peek a little inside until it‘s clean

Couldn't have said it shorter myself, I am so proud

 

[Mr.cope]

do you guys really not wash after shitting

 

[Acnno]

do you guys really not wash after shitting

No, only when the shit is very oily/watery then I go up to the kitchen sink and put some water on the toilet paper and proceed to shit into the ktichen trash can.

 

[JawGuyFatFaceGuy]

How to wipe ass:
shave ass hair and use wet wipes, also peek a little inside until it‘s clean

if you also want girls to eat you out:
wipe it with a bit of tooth paste afterwards
tooth paste kills every smell

Why would u let a girl eat ur ass are u gaY

 

[Acnno]

How to wipe ass:
shave ass hair and use wet wipes, also peek a little inside until it‘s clean

if you also want girls to eat you out:
wipe it with a bit of tooth paste afterwards
tooth paste kills every smell

I didn't know of this, you have my thanks for sharing this knowledge, however I shall not be using it as it is pretty weird in my opinion to get your ass eaten out by a girl [and outrageous if it's a guy of course].

 

[Deleted member 10185]

If I dont wash the shit will stick in my ass.. Its must for ethnic.

 

[Deleted member 6423]

real niggas wet the toilet paper

 

[Deleted member 7098]

Why would u let a girl eat ur ass

to assert dominance

 

[JawGuyFatFaceGuy]

to assert dominance

She should dominate u?

 

[Deleted member 7098]

She should dominate u?

she‘s the one licking your shitter, in what world is that you getting dominated

 

[RAITEIII]

Some people, such as @Amnesia asked me how they should wipe their ass, so here you go, an in depth guide.

Futhermore, I think @Proex and many others here would benefit from this as well because he [@proex] is around 10 years old and it is important to learn this properly.

But now... you might ask: ACNNO BUT, BUT... I-I don't know how to SHIT PROPERLY!!!
>I am here for you broski, in this YET ANOTHER in depth guide like this one you can learn how to properly take a shit https://looksmax.org/threads/how-to-properly-take-a-shit.270158/

And finally, my PERSONAL tip would be to shave/trim your ass hair if you have any (hi 12 year olds). Shaving/trimming your ass hairs DRASTICALLY improves your wiping experience and can stop the shit from drying up on your hairs and being stuck there for weeks.

@tyronelite wants a guide on how to do cooming

 

[RAITEIII]

to assert dominance

I see that you really are into degeneracy.

 

[Deleted member 3512]

you should examine the paper after avery passage

 

[RAITEIII]

she‘s the one licking your shitter, in what world is that you getting dominated

It's getting dominated in the world of being lubricated before you get...

BUT ITS UR SUBCONSCIOUS YOU PROBABLY DIDNT REALIZE THIS


@brbbrah GTFIH LOOK AT THIS

 

[Deleted member 9699]

And finally, my PERSONAL tip would be to shave/trim your ass hair if you have any (hi 12 year olds). Shaving/trimming your ass hairs DRASTICALLY improves your wiping experience and can stop the shit from drying up on your hairs and being stuck there for weeks.

Niggas about to sneak one in class then realize they can't shut their vacuums now
Brutal advice

 

[JawGuyFatFaceGuy]

she‘s the one licking your shitter, in what world is that you getting dominated

lol you are joking right

 

[Deleted member 7098]

It's getting dominated in the world of being lubricated before you get...

BUT ITS UR SUBCONSCIOUS YOU PROBABLY DIDNT REALIZE THIS


@brbbrah GTFIH LOOK AT THIS

STOP SNITCHING, WE ARE FRIENDS

 

[RAITEIII]

STOP SNITCHING, WE ARE FRIENDS

I didnt like ur jew move to corrupt the forum but yh buds forever

 

[tyronelite]

@tyronelite wants a guide on how to do cooming

rent free

 

[Deleted member 6873]

rent free

like black people ever pay rent

 

[tyronelite]

like black people ever pay rent

I've ascended past black. Plus I don't associate myself with low IQ blacks

 

[Deleted member 6873]

I've ascended past black. Plus I don't associate myself with low IQ blacks

based former gentleman of african descent, now of dutch descent.

 

[Acnno]

you should examine the paper after avery passage

I can't believe I didn't mention this. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.

 

[Deleted member 9819]

bro stfu i'm in my third week of no-wiping

 

[Acnno]

>fascinating creature/ >bro stfu i'm in my third week of no-wiping/

 

[Deleted member 1751]

Just use this???

 

[Apo Furenz]

How to wipe ass:
shave ass hair and use wet wipes, also peek a little inside until it‘s clean

if you also want girls to eat you out:
wipe it with a bit of tooth paste afterwards
tooth paste kills every smell

Use water you incivlic mongrel

 

[Deleted member 6785]

MOGGED

 

[Deleted member 21467]

fuck u i wasnt notified of this shit thread.

im 14

let the blackpill guide you