ZoomerAmerican
I refuse to die until things are better
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Like many of you, I started lifting back in middle school because I thought it was the way to get girls. Years later, here I am—6 plates deep on deadlifts, a Cell-Tech veteran of two years, and consistently hitting 300g of protein a day. I’ve sacrificed birthday cake, nights out with the boys, and even my left knees integrity for this. And you know what I’ve gotten in return? Absolutely zero attention from women.
Meanwhile, Luigi Mangionne. Luigi.
This guy takes out ONE CEO, and suddenly he’s a walking Calvin Klein ad for every woman alive. Women on TikTok are losing their minds over him, calling him a "dangerous bad boy" and "CEO slayer." Really? I’m over here pinning, sweating, and eating dry chicken breast, and he just handles business with a Glock and gets treated like a rockstar?!
At this point, I’m not even sure what’s real anymore. One CEO, bro. That’s all it took. Luigi turned into an overnight sex symbol meanwhile I’m stuck here debating whether another 25mg of Anavar will finally tip the scales in my favor...
So, I’m left wondering, is assassinmaxxing the real key to getting attention from women? Have we all been wasting our time in the gym? I think we know the real answer... Women don't want muscles. They want danger. They want power. They want to be swept off their feet by a stone cold killer. You don't need a six pack, you need a hit list.
Anyhow, I’ll be sharpening my knives while questioning life choices.
Meanwhile, Luigi Mangionne. Luigi.
This guy takes out ONE CEO, and suddenly he’s a walking Calvin Klein ad for every woman alive. Women on TikTok are losing their minds over him, calling him a "dangerous bad boy" and "CEO slayer." Really? I’m over here pinning, sweating, and eating dry chicken breast, and he just handles business with a Glock and gets treated like a rockstar?!
At this point, I’m not even sure what’s real anymore. One CEO, bro. That’s all it took. Luigi turned into an overnight sex symbol meanwhile I’m stuck here debating whether another 25mg of Anavar will finally tip the scales in my favor...
So, I’m left wondering, is assassinmaxxing the real key to getting attention from women? Have we all been wasting our time in the gym? I think we know the real answer... Women don't want muscles. They want danger. They want power. They want to be swept off their feet by a stone cold killer. You don't need a six pack, you need a hit list.
Anyhow, I’ll be sharpening my knives while questioning life choices.
