
Amnesia
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Said the young black receipt checker at my Walmart I always go to.
I respond 34. He says WOW I thought 24.
I ask him why do you ask, who's betting on me?
He says well like everyone in there I work with thinks you're fine as hell, both guys and girls but before any of us are thinking of making a move we wanted to know how old you were.
I tell him there's a really cute girl that works up in the self checkout area, and I describe her.
He says Yeah that's actually one of the girls who says ur hot, but the problem is she's 18 and now I know ur 34....
I tell him, just tell her I am 24 or smthing, he laughs and says that's kinda weird bruh.
I just awkwardly tell him I gtg and fist bump his and leave
Guess I should have lied like I do on Tinder
Almost every day I have been going there after the gym to buy my daily food. I don't keep ANY extra food in my house because I will overeat, I have no self control when cutting.
I walk in like this every day
I respond 34. He says WOW I thought 24.
I ask him why do you ask, who's betting on me?
He says well like everyone in there I work with thinks you're fine as hell, both guys and girls but before any of us are thinking of making a move we wanted to know how old you were.
I tell him there's a really cute girl that works up in the self checkout area, and I describe her.
He says Yeah that's actually one of the girls who says ur hot, but the problem is she's 18 and now I know ur 34....
I tell him, just tell her I am 24 or smthing, he laughs and says that's kinda weird bruh.
I just awkwardly tell him I gtg and fist bump his and leave
Guess I should have lied like I do on Tinder
Almost every day I have been going there after the gym to buy my daily food. I don't keep ANY extra food in my house because I will overeat, I have no self control when cutting.
I walk in like this every day
