"Settle a bet, how old are you Amnesia?"

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Said the young black receipt checker at my Walmart I always go to.

I respond 34. He says WOW I thought 24.

I ask him why do you ask, who's betting on me?

He says well like everyone in there I work with thinks you're fine as hell, both guys and girls but before any of us are thinking of making a move we wanted to know how old you were.

I tell him there's a really cute girl that works up in the self checkout area, and I describe her.

He says Yeah that's actually one of the girls who says ur hot, but the problem is she's 18 and now I know ur 34....

I tell him, just tell her I am 24 or smthing, he laughs and says that's kinda weird bruh.


I just awkwardly tell him I gtg and fist bump his and leave




Guess I should have lied like I do on Tinder



Almost every day I have been going there after the gym to buy my daily food. I don't keep ANY extra food in my house because I will overeat, I have no self control when cutting.

I walk in like this every day
3189538_er54tyuuy.jpg
 
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Did not read. Literally only black guys get laid in 2023. I ran this black guy on Tinder and hit 99+ in 4 minutes

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must be cool being a chad
 
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Did not read. Literally only black guys get laid in 2023
if he was black all the girls wouldve already approached him, over for mexicans in 2023
 
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mogga
 
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Whats your steroid routine and how much proteins do u eat daily?
 
Whats your steroid routine and how much proteins do u eat daily?
Natty. 120g protein. Just one muscle group a day for half hour. Hypertrophy oriented medium weight medium reps to feel the burn
 
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When you approach women do you feel being 34 makes it harder to get laid with 18-22 or 25 yos?
 
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Natty. 120g protein. Just one muscle group a day for half hour. Hypertrophy oriented medium weight medium reps to feel the burn
U must have 1200ngdl minimum for a natty physique like this
 
Natty. 120g protein. Just one muscle group a day for half hour. Hypertrophy oriented medium weight medium reps to feel the burn
just stop. You are not natty
 
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what are u doing for your skin to look 10 years younger?
 
cope, no part of his physique suggest gear usage

reminder that hes been gymcelling for a decade
He is a manlet then
 
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cope, no part of his physique suggest gear usage

reminder that hes been gymcelling for a decade
Do u know how natty physique looks after a decade natty? Unless he has 1200ngdl it won't look like that. His muscles are all filled with water
 
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Do u know how natty physique looks after a decade natty? Unless he has 1200ngdl it won't look like that. His muscles are all filled with water
creatine
 
Do u know how natty physique looks after a decade natty? Unless he has 1200ngdl it won't look like that. His muscles are all filled with water
cmon now he doesnt look that huge

huge traps are a telltale sign of steroids but he doesnt have them
 
Do you wear lifts to the gym?
 
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Said the young black receipt checker at my Walmart I always go to.

I respond 34. He says WOW I thought 24.

I ask him why do you ask, who's betting on me?

He says well like everyone in there I work with thinks you're fine as hell, both guys and girls but before any of us are thinking of making a move we wanted to know how old you were.

I tell him there's a really cute girl that works up in the self checkout area, and I describe her.

He says Yeah that's actually one of the girls who says ur hot, but the problem is she's 18 and now I know ur 34....

I tell him, just tell her I am 24 or smthing, he laughs and says that's kinda weird bruh.


I just awkwardly tell him I gtg and fist bump his and leave




Guess I should have lied like I do on Tinder



Almost every day I have been going there after the gym to buy my daily food. I don't keep ANY extra food in my house because I will overeat, I have no self control when cutting.

I walk in like this every day
3189538_er54tyuuy.jpg

Day in the life of Chad.
 
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Bruh late twenties onwards is fkn brutal even jacked chads can’t get prime pussy. Literally over
 
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only on this forum, could a middle aged man bragging about attention from blackgymcels
 
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Oh no! She’s just an innocent 18 year old child who only had her first gangbang at 14! How dare you, amnesia? Are you a pedo or something? :soy:
 
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nice body you have here.
 
He should fuck the JB tbh
 
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When you approach women do you feel being 34 makes it harder to get laid with 18-22 or 25 yos?
if they don't know my age it makes no difference, I get pegged mid 20's all the time by every age of girl

U must have 1200ngdl minimum for a natty physique like this
i should get it tested, dont know what it is but in general I have very little sex drive. Wish it was high

Do you wear lifts to the gym?

course
 
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if they don't know my age it makes no difference, I get pegged mid 20's all the time by every age of girl


i should get it tested, dont know what it is but in general I have very little sex drive. Wish it was high



course
what is the purpose of wearing lifts at the gym? What is your height?
 
1684499923460
 
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That's how you know you're really good looking as a guy, both girls and guys will be interested in you
 
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That's how you know you're really good looking as a guy, both girls and guys will be interested in you
Everyone is so subhuman in Sacramento it’s not hard to stand out but yeah everywhere I go out straight guys always are like “look at this guy. Fricken Abercrombie model over here”
 
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Said the young black receipt checker at my Walmart I always go to.

I respond 34. He says WOW I thought 24.

I ask him why do you ask, who's betting on me?

He says well like everyone in there I work with thinks you're fine as hell, both guys and girls but before any of us are thinking of making a move we wanted to know how old you were.

I tell him there's a really cute girl that works up in the self checkout area, and I describe her.

He says Yeah that's actually one of the girls who says ur hot, but the problem is she's 18 and now I know ur 34....

I tell him, just tell her I am 24 or smthing, he laughs and says that's kinda weird bruh.


I just awkwardly tell him I gtg and fist bump his and leave




Guess I should have lied like I do on Tinder



Almost every day I have been going there after the gym to buy my daily food. I don't keep ANY extra food in my house because I will overeat, I have no self control when cutting.

I walk in like this every day
3189538_er54tyuuy.jpg
These are the type of threads i like to read from you.
 
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if they don't know my age it makes no difference, I get pegged mid 20's all the time by every age of girl


i should get it tested, dont know what it is but in general I have very little sex drive. Wish it was high



course
Start eating honey coffee ( with milk and sugar) liver fruit juices and oysters and you’ll get your sex drive back
 
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You and I are both 34 but you mog me so hard.
 
You should just claim 24 from now on if you can safely pass as it
 
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Natty. 120g protein. Just one muscle group a day for half hour. Hypertrophy oriented medium weight medium reps to feel the burn
Nice. You didn't fall for the 1g per lb meme. How did you decide the protein intake?
 
Said the young black receipt checker at my Walmart I always go to.

I respond 34. He says WOW I thought 24.

I ask him why do you ask, who's betting on me?

He says well like everyone in there I work with thinks you're fine as hell, both guys and girls but before any of us are thinking of making a move we wanted to know how old you were.

I tell him there's a really cute girl that works up in the self checkout area, and I describe her.

He says Yeah that's actually one of the girls who says ur hot, but the problem is she's 18 and now I know ur 34....

I tell him, just tell her I am 24 or smthing, he laughs and says that's kinda weird bruh.


I just awkwardly tell him I gtg and fist bump his and leave




Guess I should have lied like I do on Tinder



Almost every day I have been going there after the gym to buy my daily food. I don't keep ANY extra food in my house because I will overeat, I have no self control when cutting.

I walk in like this every day
3189538_er54tyuuy.jpg
are you natty? are roids worth if not?. nvm ur natty
 
must be cool being a chad
Can’t even imagine that, u got to pickup milk at a store daily. Before yk it all the foids working there are talking bout u
 
do u go to planet fitness to avoid being mogged ?
 
Cmon Amnesia, tell us your surgeries and looksmaxing routines. I'm 25 now, if I don't pull off your level of ascension in the next 1-2 years, I'm roping.
 
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i'd approach her the next time im there, hitting them when u know they think ure hot it makes things so much easier.
but dont lie about your age to her cuz she prob knows by now, just use the magic line "you are so mature for your age" and thats an ez bang
 
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Why even would you tell your true age these days? People are fucking weird. I'm 28 but always say I'm 22, fuck it
 
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Bruh late twenties onwards is fkn brutal even jacked chads can’t get prime pussy. Literally over
not true. 35 year old chads can get laid with 22 year old stacies for example...
 
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not true. 35 year old chads can get laid with 22 year old stacies for example...
Of course it does happen, but at what frequency/likelihood compared to someone 24
 
Literally all the questions that were asked in this post have already been answered before
 
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Shopping at Walmart is an incredibly big failo

Only low IQ shop there.
 
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That's how you know you're really good looking as a guy, both girls and guys will be interested in you
It's my start. Just not the right ones. Got to refine it.
Everyone is so subhuman in Sacramento it’s not hard to stand out but yeah everywhere I go out straight guys always are like “look at this guy. Fricken Abercrombie model over here”
Richard Chasemaxxing. Said it before and I'll say it again. Your latest photos are a new level of confidence and power
 
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