Sex in the morning is a magic bullet

forevergymcelling

forevergymcelling

It’s so over for the average schmuck
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It mogs so hard like you wouldn't believe

100% clarity for the day ahead. 100% focus, no retarded thoughts going through your mind, no distractions, no urges to fap

Couple this with an energy drink and it's fucking over

Productivity through the roof
 
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Truth Nuke. Sex at Night Isnt Natural
 
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Some of my best threads have been formulated with this setup
 
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for some reason my dick doesnt feel as good/sensitive in the morning or before breakfast
 
Over if you don't wake up with a view like this under your blanket..

4581605 noise
 
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@William Anderson idc bruh this shit doesnt affect me
 
I don't know, I have never experienced sex at any point during the day so I am skipping this topic.
 
only done it like once or twice

Gives you a headache. How are you not dehydrated in the morning
 
It mogs so hard like you wouldn't believe

100% clarity for the day ahead. 100% focus, no retarded thoughts going through your mind, no distractions, no urges to fap

Couple this with an energy drink and it's fucking over

Productivity through the roof
 
As expected, comments are by poofs.
Over if you don't wake up with a view like this under your blanket..

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Or being half awake and feeling her rattle you like a switch, then next thing, a sudden warm push, and you both simultaneously moan, then it's cheeks pushing into your hands as she's reverse cowgirling you.
 
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Dude, my skin is dry and shrivelled, my hair is dry and all over the place, my dick is dry but bricked, and my breathe smells like india in the morning how tf am i meant to have sex
 
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Bro is the biggest larper in this forum, been larping since 2019, how do you not get tired
 

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