TheLeanmaxxer66
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If I asked you to name me someone that won the genetic lottery a lot of you would say:
Sean Opry! He is Chad
Or:
Jordan Barret! He is so handsome and tall!
SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE BUT GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS BY 5 FAGGOT MODELLING SCOUTS JUST TO BECOME A LOW TIER MILLIONAIRE ISNT EXACTLY WINNING THE GENETIC LOTTERY
At least they didn't win the genetic lottery as much as:
SHAQILLE O'NEAL
BEFORE YOU SAY HE DIDNT WIN THE GENETIC LOTTERY BECAUSE MUH 3.5PSL HEAR ME OUT:
Shaquille O'Neal was born 1972 in New Jersey.
Only 12 years after that in 1984 he was already 198cm (6'6) tall.
TALLER THAN 99.8% OF US MALES AT ONLY 12.
He was also a huge bully that beat up disabled kids 3 Heads shorter than him for fun: (see attachment video 1)
FROM THIS ONLY YOU CAN ALREADY TELL THAT HE ISNT VERY EMPATHETIC OR INTELLIGENT, HE IS A STUPID T
BIG BLACK MONKEY.
He got drafted into the NBA in 1992 at 20 years old.
AT THIS POINT HE WAS ALREADY 216CM (7'1) TALL, TALLER THAN AROUND 99.99997% OF THE HUMAN RACE.
AND FOR SOME REASON HE DIDNT LOSE ANY ATHLETICISM OR ENDURANCE BESIDES HIS HEIGHT.
WATCH HIM COMPLETELY DOMINATE THIS RANDOM WHITE GUY WITH ABSOLUTELY 0 SKILL:
HE THEN PROCEEDS TO COMPLETELY DOMINATE THE NBA FOR 19 YEARS WITHOUT ANY EFFORT WHATSOEVER.
KOBE HIMSELF HATED HIM BECAUSE HE DIDNT PUT IN ANY EFFORT AND ONLY GOT CARRIED BY HIS BBM (Big Black Monkey) GENETICS:
IMAGINE MAKING 15 MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR TO PLAY A BALL GAME AND YOU ARE STILL TOO LAZY TO WORKOUT ENOUGH NOT TO GET OVERWHEIGHT
OVER THE NEXT 30 YEARS OF HIS LIFE HE MADE ROUGHLY 600 MILLION DOLLARS, 300MIL FROM HIS NBA PAYCHECKS AND ANOTHER 300MIL FROM HIS SHOE BUSINESS.
JFL AT ANYONE BELIEVING MAKING PROFIT BY SELLING SNEAKERS WITH GOD TIER MARKETING FROM BEING ONE OF THE BEST BASKETBALL PLAYERS EVER TAKES ANY SKILL WHATSOEVER.
To summarate things until now: This man made 600 million Dollars in 30 years with absolutely 0 brainpower or any intelligent thoughts behind it. JUST GENETICS.
ANOTHER PIECE OF EVIDENCE THAT THIS GUY HAS ABSOLUTELY 0 BASKETBALL SKILLS AND IS ONLY GOOD AT GETTING THE BALL PASSED AND JUMP 20CM IN THE AIR TO DUNK IS:
ONE OF THE "BEST" BASKETBALL PLAYERS EVER HAS A 4.3% 3 POINT SHOT RATE.
EVEN MY 70 YEAR OLD GRANDPA WOULD HIT MORE 3 POINTERS THAN THIS NOSKILL GENETIC-CARRIED MONKEY.
SHAQ NOW ALSO CLAIMS HE ISNT A BULLY ANYMORE AND HE TURNED INTO A "NICE GUY"
IMAGINE YOU ARE THE DISABLED KID WATCHING YOUR MIDDLE SCHOOL BULLY THAT GAVE YOU TRAUMA FOR LIFE MAKE MILLIONS AND MILLIONS WITH ABSOLUTELY 0 SKILL
TO ANYONE SAYING: ACTUALLY I MOG SHAQ BECAUSE HE IS LTN
Dont forget:
HE HEIGHT MOGS YOU
HE STATUS MOGS YOU
HE MONEY MOGS YOU
HE MUSCLE MOGS YOU
HE FRAME MOGS YOU
HE STRENGTH MOGS YOU
HE DOM MOGS YOU
And not to forget:
HE DICK MOGS YOU
NOT ONLY 1 BUT A BUNCH OF MEN AND WOMEN CAME OUT TO SAY THAT SHAQUILLE O'NEAL IS PACKING.
THERE IS EVEN 1 GUY THAT SAID: "NEVER FUCK AFTER SHAQ, HE LEFT THE WOMAN WITH A KRATER DOWN THERE!"
Pretty weird and disgusting thing to say but whatever
BELIEVE IT OR NOT HE ALSO APPEAL MOGS YOU: (SEE ATTACHMENT VIDEO 2)
AND HE ALSO FUCKED HOTTER GIRLS THAN YOU EVER WILL:
IN CONCLUSION, THIS STUPID BIG BLACK MONKEY GOT RICH FAMOUS AND MOST LIKELY LIVES A VERY HAPPY LIFE BESIDES BEING A LOW IQ GORILLA CARRIED BY GENETICS
Thanks for reading
Sean Opry! He is Chad
Or:
Jordan Barret! He is so handsome and tall!
SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE BUT GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS BY 5 FAGGOT MODELLING SCOUTS JUST TO BECOME A LOW TIER MILLIONAIRE ISNT EXACTLY WINNING THE GENETIC LOTTERY
At least they didn't win the genetic lottery as much as:
SHAQILLE O'NEAL
BEFORE YOU SAY HE DIDNT WIN THE GENETIC LOTTERY BECAUSE MUH 3.5PSL HEAR ME OUT:
Shaquille O'Neal was born 1972 in New Jersey.
Only 12 years after that in 1984 he was already 198cm (6'6) tall.
TALLER THAN 99.8% OF US MALES AT ONLY 12.
He was also a huge bully that beat up disabled kids 3 Heads shorter than him for fun: (see attachment video 1)
FROM THIS ONLY YOU CAN ALREADY TELL THAT HE ISNT VERY EMPATHETIC OR INTELLIGENT, HE IS A STUPID T
BIG BLACK MONKEY.
He got drafted into the NBA in 1992 at 20 years old.
AT THIS POINT HE WAS ALREADY 216CM (7'1) TALL, TALLER THAN AROUND 99.99997% OF THE HUMAN RACE.
AND FOR SOME REASON HE DIDNT LOSE ANY ATHLETICISM OR ENDURANCE BESIDES HIS HEIGHT.
WATCH HIM COMPLETELY DOMINATE THIS RANDOM WHITE GUY WITH ABSOLUTELY 0 SKILL:
HE THEN PROCEEDS TO COMPLETELY DOMINATE THE NBA FOR 19 YEARS WITHOUT ANY EFFORT WHATSOEVER.
KOBE HIMSELF HATED HIM BECAUSE HE DIDNT PUT IN ANY EFFORT AND ONLY GOT CARRIED BY HIS BBM (Big Black Monkey) GENETICS:
IMAGINE MAKING 15 MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR TO PLAY A BALL GAME AND YOU ARE STILL TOO LAZY TO WORKOUT ENOUGH NOT TO GET OVERWHEIGHT
OVER THE NEXT 30 YEARS OF HIS LIFE HE MADE ROUGHLY 600 MILLION DOLLARS, 300MIL FROM HIS NBA PAYCHECKS AND ANOTHER 300MIL FROM HIS SHOE BUSINESS.
JFL AT ANYONE BELIEVING MAKING PROFIT BY SELLING SNEAKERS WITH GOD TIER MARKETING FROM BEING ONE OF THE BEST BASKETBALL PLAYERS EVER TAKES ANY SKILL WHATSOEVER.
To summarate things until now: This man made 600 million Dollars in 30 years with absolutely 0 brainpower or any intelligent thoughts behind it. JUST GENETICS.
ANOTHER PIECE OF EVIDENCE THAT THIS GUY HAS ABSOLUTELY 0 BASKETBALL SKILLS AND IS ONLY GOOD AT GETTING THE BALL PASSED AND JUMP 20CM IN THE AIR TO DUNK IS:
ONE OF THE "BEST" BASKETBALL PLAYERS EVER HAS A 4.3% 3 POINT SHOT RATE.
EVEN MY 70 YEAR OLD GRANDPA WOULD HIT MORE 3 POINTERS THAN THIS NOSKILL GENETIC-CARRIED MONKEY.
SHAQ NOW ALSO CLAIMS HE ISNT A BULLY ANYMORE AND HE TURNED INTO A "NICE GUY"
IMAGINE YOU ARE THE DISABLED KID WATCHING YOUR MIDDLE SCHOOL BULLY THAT GAVE YOU TRAUMA FOR LIFE MAKE MILLIONS AND MILLIONS WITH ABSOLUTELY 0 SKILL
TO ANYONE SAYING: ACTUALLY I MOG SHAQ BECAUSE HE IS LTN
Dont forget:
HE HEIGHT MOGS YOU
HE STATUS MOGS YOU
HE MONEY MOGS YOU
HE MUSCLE MOGS YOU
HE FRAME MOGS YOU
HE STRENGTH MOGS YOU
HE DOM MOGS YOU
And not to forget:
HE DICK MOGS YOU
NOT ONLY 1 BUT A BUNCH OF MEN AND WOMEN CAME OUT TO SAY THAT SHAQUILLE O'NEAL IS PACKING.
THERE IS EVEN 1 GUY THAT SAID: "NEVER FUCK AFTER SHAQ, HE LEFT THE WOMAN WITH A KRATER DOWN THERE!"
Pretty weird and disgusting thing to say but whatever
BELIEVE IT OR NOT HE ALSO APPEAL MOGS YOU: (SEE ATTACHMENT VIDEO 2)
AND HE ALSO FUCKED HOTTER GIRLS THAN YOU EVER WILL:
IN CONCLUSION, THIS STUPID BIG BLACK MONKEY GOT RICH FAMOUS AND MOST LIKELY LIVES A VERY HAPPY LIFE BESIDES BEING A LOW IQ GORILLA CARRIED BY GENETICS
Thanks for reading
