Share some interesting lies to say on a date

[fobos]

I hate questions about what I do in life and free time.

Bitch I browse looksmax and jerk off.

Share some of the interesting realistic things that maybe you yourself use.

I don't know what activities exist.

 

[mojopin]

Just lie about your credentials so she thinks you’re high status in every aspect of life. From now on you were captain of the rugby team, prom king, expelled for fucking a teacher etc

 

[Sizzurp]

Just lie about your credentials so she thinks you’re high status in every aspect of life. From now on you were captain of the rugby team, prom king, expelled for fucking a teacher etc

Show a pic of @mojopin and say thats you. that will get her wet.

 

[fobos]

Just lie about your credentials so she thinks you’re high status in every aspect of life. From now on you were captain of the rugby team, prom king, expelled for fucking a teacher etc

Yeah I usually say how I was really into sports in high school ()

 

[Tony]

led for fuck

 

[Alexanderr]

 

[Vitruvian]

chad can talk about the colour of his feces that morning and she will giggle

 

[Insomniac]

chad can talk about the colour of his feces that morning and she will giggle

Shits me

 

[fobos]

chad can talk about the colour of his feces that morning and she will giggle

But I'm not a Chad that's why I'm asking this

 

[Tony]

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[Balkancel]

Ask her if she has drugaricu for me bro

 

[fobos]

Ask her if she has drugaricu for me bro

She has a twin sister and they're your age.

 

[HereForReasons]

 

[heroinfather]

I post on an obscure forum filled with ugly retards and retarded chads who all cry about not being MM tier

 

[fobos]

I post on an obscure forum filled with ugly retards and retarded chads who all cry about not being MM tier

 

[Insomniac]

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[Tony]

t. foid

 

[Balkancel]

She has a twin sister and they're your age.

Are they fuckable?

 

[fobos]

Are they fuckable?

Ye, are you?

 

[Tony]

Are they fuckable?

fua

 

[Vanillestorms]

Tell her you got a big dick

 

[HereForReasons]

's me

 

[fobos]

Tell her you got a big dick

 

[Balkancel]

Ye, are you?

Very. Put in a good word for me, say you have a handsome Serbian baldie friend etc

 

[fobos]

Allah only knows what I actually talk about when I pop 5 Valium pills

Very. Put in a good word for me, say you have a handsome Serbian baldie friend etc

ok bro we gonna do an orgy

 

[Balkancel]

Allah only knows what I actually talk about when I pop 5 Valium pills


ok bro we gonna do an orgy

I'm down bro just make sure our balls don't touch cuz that would be gross and creepy

 

[fobos]

I'm down bro just make sure our balls don't touch cuz that would be gross and creepy

You don't have to worry about my dick

 

[Deleted member 773]

Why the fuck do you think a girl would date a man who doesnt do shit

Its LMS theory for a reason. Looks are only one part of the equation motherfucker

 

[fobos]

Why the fuck do you think a girl would date a man who doesnt do shit

Its LMS theory for a reason. Looks are only one part of the equation motherfucker

That's why I'm lying to them you fucking shit

Face theory > LMS theory anyway

 

[androidcel]

Say that you investigate toxic inkel forums on your free time.

 

[fobos]

Say that you investigate toxic inkel forums on your free time.

I expose incels on my youtube channel

 

[Vanillestorms]

Show her your posts some are pretty funny

 

[Balkancel]

You don't have to worry about my dick

Is it true that bosnian bitches hate serbian men?

 

[fobos]

Is it true that world hates serbians?

ye

 

[Balkancel]

ye

Not if you're chad though

 

[Deleted member 773]

That's why I'm lying to them you fucking shit

Face theory > LMS theory anyway

lol

 

[Cretinous]

bitches pretty much want to talk about themselves 90% of the time. let them

 

[fobos]

UPDATE: told her I was affiliated with gangs and have some scars on my body but I'm a good guy now. Bitch bought it lmao

 

[Balkancel]

Post pics of said toilet

 

[fobos]

Post pics of said toilet

no she cute i might LTR

 

[Balkancel]

no she cute i might LTR

Cuck

 

[Time Travel]

"I think women really are oppressed and I care about women's rights"

 

[itsoverbuddyboyo]

i say im a future doc, do volunteer work, etc. gets them wet

 

[rockndogs]

Ive never went to a date, but chatting online (tinder mainly) i always try to make clear that i know and i went to a lot of places (bars, parties, etc), implying that i have at least a good group of friends and making implict that im not khhv and had some relation with women before.

But that's it. I don't know what to talk if they dont bring a subject

 

[AspiringChad]

Just lie about your credentials so she thinks you’re high status in every aspect of life. From now on you were captain of the rugby team, prom king, expelled for fucking a teacher etc

High iq

 

[Deleted member 1560]

Just say your name first bro

 

[RichardSpencel]

Tel them you run a blackpill/fortnite YouTube channel.

 

[ChoSeungHui]

Shits me

Giggles me

Tel them you run a blackpill/fortnite YouTube channel.

@FatmanO

 

[BrettyBoy]

XD

 

[BrettyBoy]

Lies me. XD