SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL HAD SEX...

[maxmendietta]

Upon a recent newfound normie media notice that there was a new upcoming movie about Sharkboy and Lavagirl ( which is one of my favourite childhood movies ).

I decided to do more research about its possible plot.

After reading a couple sources, i found that the new plot is about sharkboy and lavagirl's son.

This blew my mind as in the first movie no one was able to touch lavagirl as she always was blazingly hot at magma-like temperatures.

How the fuck could these two mutants have a son???

I could not fathom such an illogical fallacy until my 170 iq brain quickly figured how it was possible.

In the first movie, when lavagirl starts fainting and becoming sleep-like, her temperature drops down to touchable levels.

This means

This indeed means that sharkboy being a high t slayer ravaged lavagirl's magmaic warm pussy in her sleep in order to inseminate her and have a child with her.

 

[Deleted member 5859]

I’m pretty sure they’re both underage op

 

[maxmendietta]

I’m pretty sure they’re both underage op

both actors are 30 yrs old now.

 

[Deleted member 5859]

both actors are 30 yrs old now.

 

[Deleted member 6873]

you're one of the best posters bro.
i love your autism

 

[bossman]

im miring this high iq bro

 

[Lux]

 

[tulasdanslos]

That was a good movie ngl- or at least, I was a dumb enough kid to enjoy it.

 

[Deleted member 3323]

Stop ... Don't ruin my childhood like that.

 

[maxmendietta]

That was a good movie ngl- or at least, I was a dumb enough kid to enjoy it.

it is a good movie. i fapped to some lavagirl scenes.

 

[Deleted member 8576]

Upon a recent newfound normie media notice that there was a new upcoming movie about Sharkboy and Lavagirl ( which is one of my favourite childhood movies ).

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I decided to do more research about its possible plot.

After reading a couple sources, i found that the new plot is about sharkboy and lavagirl's son.

This blew my mind as in the first movie no one was able to touch lavagirl as she always was blazingly hot at magma-like temperatures.

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How the fuck could these two mutants have a son???

I could not fathom such an illogical fallacy until my 170 iq brain quickly figured how it was possible.

In the first movie, when lavagirl starts fainting and becoming sleep-like, her temperature drops down to touchable levels.

This means


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This indeed means that sharkboy being a high t slayer ravaged lavagirl's magmaic warm pussy in her sleep in order to inseminate her and have a child with her.

Spoiler: nsfw

Semen cube. A cube of frozen semen. He must’ve pushed it into her and it impregnated her while it melted. That’s the only way the sperm would survive long enough to reach the egg.

 

[maxmendietta]

Semen cube. A cube of frozen semen. He must’ve pushed it into her and it impregnated her while it melted. That’s the only way the sperm would survive long enough to reach the egg.

i have already solved this mistery son. also your theory is stupid. so u say he cummed in an ice mold?

shall i remind you she was magma like and if she was awake she would've turned all sperm to steam within nanoseconds.

only way to impregnate lavagirl is if she was sleeping.

 

[maxmendietta]

Spoiler: nsfw

Semen cube. A cube of frozen semen. He must’ve pushed it into her and it impregnated her while it melted. That’s the only way the sperm would survive long enough to reach the egg.

why u nsfw ur post u faggot bluecel.

 

[Deleted member 8576]

i have already solved this mistery son. also your theory is stupid. so u say he cummed in an ice mold?

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shall i remind you she was magma like and if she was awake she would've turned all sperm to steam within nanoseconds.

only way to impregnate lavagirl is if she was sleeping.

True she would have to be asleep

 

[Deleted member 6400]

 

[Lev Peshkov]

Jfl, fr?

 

[Spartacus1-]

Caged at this thread tbh.