She thought I was underage

[Vermilioncore]

In 2018 when I got that sluts number at a concert she texted me later saying “oh yeah how old are you by the way?”
I replied “18” and she said “phew bullet dodged haha. Just wanna make suree”
She was 19.

But what I wonder is why even ask me that if she never sent me nudes or sucked me off or fucked me and just ghosted me and put a restraining order on me instead? Makes me wonder

 

[The Grinch]

@piec Blud made this thread in hopes of making the unc-jokes finally stop

 

[Nakolas]

@Toth's thot @Thompsonz @OldVirgin @cloUder @aBetterMii @one job away GTFIH

 

[The Grinch]

Nice try, unc. We know you’re 39

 

[Vermilioncore]

@piec Blud made this thread in hopes of making the unc-jokes finally stop

Nope. It really happened. Sorry no one finds you to be youthful looking. But, hey, it’s no one’s fault — not even yours. You’re just old as shit, not much you can do right

 

[ultimatebpconsumer]

because ur not a 6”4 chad

 

[piec]

buddy swapped 1978 with 2018 and his uncle with slut and thought we wouldnt notice

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

Tales from @Master kfc bucket goon jar

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

Cucked USA laws

 

[manletmachinestream]

Homeboy was NOT born in 2000

 

[Vermilioncore]

buddy swapped 1978 with 2018 and his uncle with slut and thought we wouldnt notice

Nah I ain’t swap nothing cuck, how bout you swap spit with this dick

 

[Vermilioncore]

Homeboy was NOT born in 2000

Yeah I was short stack fat perverted virgin cuckold

 

[The Grinch]

Tales from @Master kfc bucket goon jar

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

YUP GOTTEN NIGA

 

[Iblamelife08]

In 2018 when I got that sluts number at a concert she texted me later saying “oh yeah how old are you by the way?”
I replied “18” and she said “phew bullet dodged haha. Just wanna make suree”
She was 19.

But what I wonder is why even ask me that if she never sent me nudes or sucked me off or fucked me and just ghosted me and put a restraining order on me instead? Makes me wonder

Its over