She thought I was underage

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In 2018 when I got that sluts number at a concert she texted me later saying “oh yeah how old are you by the way?”
I replied “18” and she said “phew bullet dodged haha. Just wanna make suree”
She was 19.

But what I wonder is why even ask me that if she never sent me nudes or sucked me off or fucked me and just ghosted me and put a restraining order on me instead? Makes me wonder
 
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@piec Blud made this thread in hopes of making the unc-jokes finally stop :lul:
 
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@Toth's thot @Thompsonz @OldVirgin @cloUder @aBetterMii @one job away GTFIH
 
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Nice try, unc. We know you’re 39
 
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@piec Blud made this thread in hopes of making the unc-jokes finally stop :lul:
Nope. It really happened. Sorry no one finds you to be youthful looking. But, hey, it’s no one’s fault — not even yours. You’re just old as shit, not much you can do right 🤷
 
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because ur not a 6”4 chad :ogre:
 
buddy swapped 1978 with 2018 and his uncle with slut and thought we wouldnt notice
 
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Tales from @Master kfc bucket goon jar
 
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Cucked USA laws
 
Homeboy was NOT born in 2000 ☠️☠️☠️
 
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buddy swapped 1978 with 2018 and his uncle with slut and thought we wouldnt notice
Nah I ain’t swap nothing cuck, how bout you swap spit with this dick👋🏼🫡
 
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YUP GOTTEN NIGA
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In 2018 when I got that sluts number at a concert she texted me later saying “oh yeah how old are you by the way?”
I replied “18” and she said “phew bullet dodged haha. Just wanna make suree”
She was 19.

But what I wonder is why even ask me that if she never sent me nudes or sucked me off or fucked me and just ghosted me and put a restraining order on me instead? Makes me wonder
Its over
 

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