She was late on purpose

[Vermilioncore]

At my old job this slut came to work late and when she finally got there she came up to me with her phone and said “what’s your number? Next time I’m late I’ll let you know” so I had to put my number in her phone

I feel like she was late on purpose just to have an excuse to ask for my number

 

[Narcissus🥀]

What do you say when you buy a pants that doesn't fit????


A big waist

 

[Outerz14]

At my old job this slut came to work late and when she finally got there she came up to me with her phone and said “what’s your number? Next time I’m late I’ll let you know” so I had to put my number in her phone

I feel like she was late on purpose just to have an excuse to ask for my number

Only chad slats buddt

 

[Vermilioncore]

What do you say when you buy a pants that doesn't fit????


A big waist

Nah what if it’s a small waist tho

 

[Apparition]

like that time when my oneitis told me we had to do the date 1 hour later cuz "someone is coming for the kitchen". what do you think she meant by that?

 

[LancasteR]

Why do you always post these humble-bragging stories

 

[Vermilioncore]

Why do you always post these humble-bragging stories

I don’t tho tbh she was probably genuinely late and needed my number to notify me if it ever happened again
She probably thinks I’m an ugly try hard incel who gets tatted up to cope with his femininity

 

[LancasteR]

I don’t tho tbh she was probably genuinely late and needed my number to notify me if it ever happened again
She probably thinks I’m an ugly try hard incel who gets tatted up to cope with his femininity

What tattoos do you have broyolo

 

[Vermilioncore]

What tattoos do you have broyolo

All kinds
Traditional wolf flash tattoo, book sentences, demons angels etc

 

[Seth Walsh]

At my old job this slut came to work late and when she finally got there she came up to me with her phone and said “what’s your number? Next time I’m late I’ll let you know” so I had to put my number in her phone

I feel like she was late on purpose just to have an excuse to ask for my number

Tales from Cope Avenue, Saint Paul, Minnesota