Shiet Megathread: The Brief History of Cow Dung

[The Homelander]

in the year of the cow, on a hot summertime mumbai evening
the great gandhi was going for his daily walk

he stumbled upon a cave that had a distinct smell to it
a smell that he couldn't forget

as his curiosity got the best of him, he went down

and what he discovered next changed not just indian history, but also the whole world

his eyes couldn't believe what he was seeing
it was a strange animal, not in a bad way, but in a good way
this animal was later named "The Cow"

it smelled like if you took everything amazing in the world, stirred it up in a pot, and then sniffed it

indians were curious as to where this beautiful scent was coming from
it was soon realized that the cow produces a spectacular potion, called The Cow Dung
india learned how to harness the power of the cow dung, and this is what allowed us to win the war against porkistan

Today, cow dung is used everywhere, from buildings and roads, to baths, and even food
So I would like to dedicate this thread to cow dung,
and JAI HIND!

@2025cel @JeanneDArcAlter @itzyaboyJJ @JohnBaza @EthiopianMaxxer

 

[JohnBaza]

in the year of the cow, on a hot summertime mumbai evening
the great gandhi was going for his daily walk

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he stumbled upon a cave that had a distinct smell to it
a smell that he couldn't forget

as his curiosity got the best of him, he went down

and what he discovered next changed not just indian history, but also the whole world

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his eyes couldn't believe what he was seeing
it was a strange animal, not in a bad way, but in a good way
this animal was later named "The Cow"

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it smelled like if you took everything amazing in the world, stirred it up in a pot, and then sniffed it

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indians were curious as to where this beautiful scent was coming from
it was soon realized that the cow produces a spectacular potion, called The Cow Dung
india learned how to harness the power of the cow dung, and this is what allowed us to win the war against porkistan

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Today, cow dung is used everywhere, from buildings and roads, to baths, and even food
So I would like to dedicate this thread to cow dung,
and JAI HIND!

@2025cel @JeanneDArcAlter @itzyaboyJJ @JohnBaza @EthiopianMaxxer

 

[The Homelander]

@mtn/zygos @Crusile @REGULUS @anthony111553

 

[The Homelander]

Yes, jai Hind

 

[EthiopianMaxxer]

cow dung makes me horny

 

[The Homelander]

cow dung makes me horny

It's completely natural to feel that way, Fuarkkk tbh I want to have hawt sax with a cow

 

[Crusile]

Good thread bhai

 

[The Homelander]

Good thread bhai

Thanks bhai, I used many resources such as the jerusalem times
what do you rate this thread on a scale from 1-10

 

[The Homelander]

@mug @chapo

 

[The Homelander]

@iblameautistickids @1xc6

 

[160cmcurry]

 

[2025cel]

I can confirm that this is all historically accurate, I was right there witnessing it all.
Since I'm literally just Mahatma Gandhi's reincarnation.

 

[The Homelander]

Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I can confirm that this is all historically accurate, I was right there witnessing it all.
Since I'm literally just Mahatma Gandhi's reincarnation.

@FaceandBBC @ausmax @tnvrencind @superpsycho @IblameSkertt

 

[superpsycho]

jai hind

 

[The Homelander]

jai hind

@demerol

 

[tnvrencind]

Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

@FaceandBBC @ausmax @tnvrencind @superpsycho @IblameSkertt

Nigga what is this absolutely disgrace

 

[The Homelander]

Nigga what is this absolutely disgrace

What do you mean?
Elaborate

 

[tnvrencind]

What do you mean?
Elaborate

I did not expect to come back to org after a few days to get tagged in a india thread about cow shit bro

 

[The Homelander]

I did not expect to come back to org after a few days to get tagged in a india thread about cow shit bro

Ohh you mean to say that you are overwhelmed by how comforting this thread is
Thanks bhai

 

[tnvrencind]

Ohh you mean to say that you are overwhelmed by how comforting this thread is
Thanks bhai

Thats EXACTLY what i meant to say, too much love from india all at once, its soo muchhh i think i js creamed my pants

 

[The Homelander]

i think i js creamed my pants

Same but I just pooped,
and I don't have pants.