ShineBright
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Alright lads, bullshit aside for this one. No bonesmashing or related brainlet trash, this post could save some lives.
A man's facial appeal comes from literally two positions: his resting face and his smiling face. Most of us here can at least pull off a decent resting face, but not many men have a great smile. A good smile will CARRY you through life, it's the single biggest thing you can invest in even if you're not particularly attractive. You'll have a higher SMV, you'll be way more employable, you'll visibly separate yourself from lower class people, and you'll have way more confidence in general. Who was the last actor, model, or CEO you saw that had a fuckugly smile?
So you have a shitty smile or jaw alignment, what now? You have two options: never smile + thugmaxx, or do something about it.
If you choose to do something about it, the first step is to SEE A FUCKING DENTIST AND ORTHODONTIST and ask them about options, but this is generally how it should go:
Chipped teeth?
Dentists can fix that shit easily, just ask and get a price estimate.
Crooked teeth?
Braces or Invisalign.
Who gives a fuck how old you are, your life will be drastically improved after you go through with it. This is easy shit.
($3k-$10k)
Fucked up palate?
Palate expanders.
(Up to $3k)
Is it malocclusion/underbite/overbite? Underdeveloped maxilla or mandible?
Prepare your wallet and your asshole, this one can be hard but well worth it. You basically have two options:
LeFort/orthognathic surgery
averages $18k and is horrifyingly intrusive, but results can be fantastic. If you can't watch this video, you probably shouldn't get it:
-or something I've never seen discussed here-
a Fixed Anterior Growth Guidance Appliance (FAGGA lol)
($5-10k)
https://www.robinatowndental.com/jaw-expansion-without-surgery
For my situation, I'm in the works of consulting about getting the FAGGA. My maxilla could definitely use some forward growth, but I'd rather not have my face sawed in half just to gain 1 PSL. It takes some months, but holy fuck it is a brutal hopemaxx for me.
If you don't have the funds for any of these procedures quite yet, this is unironically a good opportunity to build credit scores. Take out a reasonable loan and pay that shit off over months or years, but most importantly: never take financial advice from a stranger on the internet. Do some personal research and consult people who know more than you do, you won't regret it.
A man's facial appeal comes from literally two positions: his resting face and his smiling face. Most of us here can at least pull off a decent resting face, but not many men have a great smile. A good smile will CARRY you through life, it's the single biggest thing you can invest in even if you're not particularly attractive. You'll have a higher SMV, you'll be way more employable, you'll visibly separate yourself from lower class people, and you'll have way more confidence in general. Who was the last actor, model, or CEO you saw that had a fuckugly smile?
So you have a shitty smile or jaw alignment, what now? You have two options: never smile + thugmaxx, or do something about it.
If you choose to do something about it, the first step is to SEE A FUCKING DENTIST AND ORTHODONTIST and ask them about options, but this is generally how it should go:
Chipped teeth?
Dentists can fix that shit easily, just ask and get a price estimate.
Crooked teeth?
Braces or Invisalign.
Who gives a fuck how old you are, your life will be drastically improved after you go through with it. This is easy shit.
($3k-$10k)
Fucked up palate?
Palate expanders.
(Up to $3k)
Is it malocclusion/underbite/overbite? Underdeveloped maxilla or mandible?
Prepare your wallet and your asshole, this one can be hard but well worth it. You basically have two options:
LeFort/orthognathic surgery
averages $18k and is horrifyingly intrusive, but results can be fantastic. If you can't watch this video, you probably shouldn't get it:
-or something I've never seen discussed here-
a Fixed Anterior Growth Guidance Appliance (FAGGA lol)
($5-10k)
https://www.robinatowndental.com/jaw-expansion-without-surgery
For my situation, I'm in the works of consulting about getting the FAGGA. My maxilla could definitely use some forward growth, but I'd rather not have my face sawed in half just to gain 1 PSL. It takes some months, but holy fuck it is a brutal hopemaxx for me.
If you don't have the funds for any of these procedures quite yet, this is unironically a good opportunity to build credit scores. Take out a reasonable loan and pay that shit off over months or years, but most importantly: never take financial advice from a stranger on the internet. Do some personal research and consult people who know more than you do, you won't regret it.
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