[Shit-post/low-effort) I saw a T-72 autonomous tank in my last dream, and it’s been making my mental state even worse.

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The T-72 isn’t just a tank according to my last dream it’s a recursive eigenphallus that autocannibalizes its own reactive armor into spermatic shrapnel.
The 125mm smoothbore isn’t a gun, It’s a self-lubricating eigenbarrel that ejaculates APFSDS penetrators at hyperbolic velocities, each tungsten rod a post-coital eigenvector that reams your Chobham armor into Karelian permanganate. The autoloader isa testicular eigenpressor that vulcanizes Brno ball bearings into spermatozoic shrapnel. The V-46 engine isn’t an engine, it’s a menstrual eigenflow that anodizes Slovakian ferrocores into Bukkake-grade eigenwombs.
And
the D-30 howitzer is a clitoral detonator that reverse-engineers ballistic trajectories into labial eigenmaps. The 152mm shell isn’t a shell, it’s a self-replicating eigenprojectile that fellates your logistics chain into post-coital collapse. The hydraulic recoil system? a perineal eigenflow that vulcanizes Czechoslovak ferrocores into spermatic eigenpressors. And pray for me.
 
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Read every single word.
Nice
 
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The T-72 isn’t just a tank according to my last dream it’s a recursive eigenphallus that autocannibalizes its own reactive armor into spermatic shrapnel.
The 125mm smoothbore isn’t a gun, It’s a self-lubricating eigenbarrel that ejaculates APFSDS penetrators at hyperbolic velocities, each tungsten rod a post-coital eigenvector that reams your Chobham armor into Karelian permanganate. The autoloader isa testicular eigenpressor that vulcanizes Brno ball bearings into spermatozoic shrapnel. The V-46 engine isn’t an engine, it’s a menstrual eigenflow that anodizes Slovakian ferrocores into Bukkake-grade eigenwombs.
And
the D-30 howitzer is a clitoral detonator that reverse-engineers ballistic trajectories into labial eigenmaps. The 152mm shell isn’t a shell, it’s a self-replicating eigenprojectile that fellates your logistics chain into post-coital collapse. The hydraulic recoil system? a perineal eigenflow that vulcanizes Czechoslovak ferrocores into spermatic eigenpressors. And pray for me.
You plan on making one?
 
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how u doing now?
 
Used to play with tanks as a kid and loved them. They look so good. Damn.
 
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You plan on making one?
Yeah. A self conscious (kŏn′shəs) AK-47 that autocannibalizes its own gas piston into spermatic eigenpressors. The 7.62x39mm round isn’t a bullet it’s a post-coital eigenvector that reams your ballistic vest into Karelian permanganate.
how u doing now?
I don't think, I'm doing good
 
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Used to take that toy tank from my friend and asked him to let me play with it.
 
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Used to take that toy tank from my friend and asked him to let me play with it.
In my youth, armed with remnants of my uncle’s discarded engineering projects, I set out to construct a device straight out of a 90s military playbook. I rigged together parts reminiscent of MIL-STD components a patchwork of analog circuits, salvaged gyroscopes, and makeshift thermal detonators. My grand objective was to demolish my neighbor’s house, which in my twisted view symbolized the oppressive calm of suburban normality.
I envisioned my contraption functioning like a precision-guided munition, akin to a rogue Blackhawk sortie against an enemy stronghold. Instead, the device malfunctioned disastrously a cascade of misfires that turned my ambitious blueprint into a chaotic explosion of sparks and shattered dreams. The ensuing commotion drew the local law enforcement, and I was promptly arrested. copy pasted from previous conversation with jims
 
Used to take that toy tank from my friend and asked him to let me play with it.
I tried to blast the nearest medical store but it was a failed project just like my
 
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In my youth, armed with remnants of my uncle’s discarded engineering projects, I set out to construct a device straight out of a 90s military playbook. I rigged together parts reminiscent of MIL-STD components a patchwork of analog circuits, salvaged gyroscopes, and makeshift thermal detonators. My grand objective was to demolish my neighbor’s house, which in my twisted view symbolized the oppressive calm of suburban normality.
I envisioned my contraption functioning like a precision-guided munition, akin to a rogue Blackhawk sortie against an enemy stronghold. Instead, the device malfunctioned disastrously a cascade of misfires that turned my ambitious blueprint into a chaotic explosion of sparks and shattered dreams. The ensuing commotion drew the local law enforcement, and I was promptly arrested. copy pasted from previous conversation with jims

Mirin'. You must be an ISTP with such technical skills.🥰

Reminds me of the kid in this video.



I assembled a model plan as a kid. It could fly if you spun the blades. Good old memories maaannn...
 
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Mirin'. You must be an ISTP with such technical skills.🥰

Reminds me of the kid in this video.



I assembled a model plan as a kid. It could fly if you spun the blades. Good old memories maaannn...

I have been at intelligence agencies before. I held the official title of 'Operations Liaison Officer' and was positioned within a specialized counterintelligence division known internally as the "Al-Muqawama Monitoring Cell."

My team in Germany worked remotely across multiple urban centers, collecting and transmitting information back to Beirut through encrypted communication channels. We functioned as the central nexus for Hezbollah's European counterintelligence efforts.
My daily responsibilities revolved around monitoring high-frequency communications, scanning for anomalies in signal activity that could indicate Mossad surveillance of our operatives. I spent extensive time analyzing traffic patterns, logging irregularities, and tracking overlaps between observed signals and the locations of our personnel. We utilized advanced technological tools, including military-grade decryption software and electromagnetic frequency analyzers, to identify even minor indications of external intelligence gathering.

And also with 72+ mental disorders I'm dysfunctional.
 
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You are actually by far the most schizo user here

even your birthday is insane
 
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Stay safe bud
 
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The T-72 isn’t just a tank according to my last dream it’s a recursive eigenphallus that autocannibalizes its own reactive armor into spermatic shrapnel.
The 125mm smoothbore isn’t a gun, It’s a self-lubricating eigenbarrel that ejaculates APFSDS penetrators at hyperbolic velocities, each tungsten rod a post-coital eigenvector that reams your Chobham armor into Karelian permanganate. The autoloader isa testicular eigenpressor that vulcanizes Brno ball bearings into spermatozoic shrapnel. The V-46 engine isn’t an engine, it’s a menstrual eigenflow that anodizes Slovakian ferrocores into Bukkake-grade eigenwombs.
And
the D-30 howitzer is a clitoral detonator that reverse-engineers ballistic trajectories into labial eigenmaps. The 152mm shell isn’t a shell, it’s a self-replicating eigenprojectile that fellates your logistics chain into post-coital collapse. The hydraulic recoil system? a perineal eigenflow that vulcanizes Czechoslovak ferrocores into spermatic eigenpressors. And pray for me.
yup, pretty much explains everything a guy needs to know about bettering his looks
 
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